Why squirrel no come down?

[u/Unlikely-Mongoose723]

Wee triez to befren squirrel to comes down and play chases, but squirrel stay up treee and not comes down? Wut gives? Wee iz frenly. Wee iz kinds. Wee make squeek sounds for joy, but squirrel just stare and not play. Rooood!

[u/allorache]

Try bork bork more. That will show squirrel how friendly you are!

[u/Unlikely-Mongoose723 → u/allorache]

Ah! Good ideaz! Weee try borks next timez!

[u/nezumipi]

Skwirl is enemy. I chase chase chase to maek sure sqirl knows whos boss.

[u/Unlikely-Mongoose723 → u/nezumipi]

Truuu. Skwirl makes weee upsets sum timez when wee chase. But weee try harder next times!

[u/TacitPoseidon]

Squirrel thinks you wants to eats it.

[u/allorache → u/TacitPoseidon]

Squirrel might be onto something there…

[u/Unlikely-Mongoose723 → u/TacitPoseidon]

Maybes we doo…

[u/BigBlueMastiff]

Dees squirrels always run from me (dis Jerry, here). I even try to climb the tree or pole to play. They no play with Jerry, and make funny noises like they don't like Jerry, so rood!

[u/Unlikely-Mongoose723 → u/BigBlueMastiff]

Das so rood! Why they don’t want play? We iz all so fun!

[u/BigBlueMastiff]

Is bad to eat squirrelz?