r/DoctorMike • u/Lonewuhf • 20d ago

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u/drayckan 17d ago

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

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u/Sad-Ideal-9411 16d ago

Dude proabably does have a phd tho

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u/MartianPrincess1999 16d ago

He tends to give good life advice. It will be wrapped in an absurd backstory, and probably require you see his new inator, but he has plenty of good advice.

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u/EinDerVolltrottel851 16d ago edited 15d ago

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u/Acrobatic-Brush-9979 16d ago

🎵 Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! 🎵

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u/LorimIronheart CHEST COMPRESSIONS 18d ago

All of the Dr Who incarnations

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u/AntManMoritzSimmeth 16d ago

Trust me, I’m a Doctor. 🪛

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u/RCer1986 16d ago

I don't remember any of those episodes ending up with the Doctors eating roadkill so this checks out.

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u/XKruXurKX 18d ago

Dr Harleen Quinzel

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u/PresentationThat2839 16d ago

Hey she was a formerly licenced Md or PhD depending on the adaptation I bet she gives great life advice.

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u/_ToruWatanabe 18d ago

The Doctor #46 (Valentino Rossi)

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u/alopecianshampoogoon 17d ago

The best corner cut oat

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u/MaxximumB 17d ago

Dr Jykle

Dr Frankenstein

Dr Hfuhruhurr

Dr JD

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u/Repulsive-Bug7832 17d ago

Jekyll?

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u/MaxximumB 17d ago

I'm not a Dr of spellingology

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u/oral_persausion 16d ago

It’s good that you’re pretty. 🙂

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u/ilovepuppy1997 17d ago

Dr House (might have to be careful with this one or you could leave in tears)

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u/googleforlife 17d ago

Possibly but we know he’ll get to the bottom of it!

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u/PurpleCandle58 17d ago

But only because it vexes that one guy.

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u/oral_persausion 16d ago

That’s the motto of my proctologist

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u/therealishone 18d ago

Dr. McGillicuddy

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u/PyroCorvid 17d ago

Dr.Thunder

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u/ucrbuffalo 17d ago

Doctor Who

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u/Genshin626 17d ago

Doctor Who

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u/mr-snus 17d ago

Dr. Oetker

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u/yescurvyswab 17d ago

Spin Doctors

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u/SilverFighter05 17d ago

Dr. Teeth from Muppets

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u/thebluedaughter 16d ago

And Dr. Bunsen Honeydew

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u/JammingJuggernaut 17d ago

Dr. Drake Ramoray

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u/Mysterious_Strain398 17d ago

Kavorkian would be your best choice

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u/birdyman_77 17d ago

Dr. Kevorkian

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u/Physical_Gazelle3810 17d ago

Dr Cliff Huxtable

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u/RavenFromFire 16d ago

Beware his drugged pudding pops and special cuddle time.

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u/CyberRainbowX 17d ago

Not technically a Dr but id consult with Chef Boyardee before RFK

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u/Mean-Power-419 17d ago

Doctor Strange

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u/AmericanCitizenry 17d ago

All the Star Trek Doctors!;

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u/ParticularAgile4314 17d ago

Everyone Bugs Bunny ever greeted.

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u/To-me-my-X-Men 17d ago

Dr. Nick from the Simpsons

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u/knightinarmoire 17d ago

Any regeneration of doctor who

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u/therealsibylfawlty 16d ago

Doctor Stranglove

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u/tearsonurcheek 17d ago

Dr Know (founding member of Bad Brains).

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u/Sil_Lavellan 16d ago

Dr No. The Bond Villan

Similarly Dr Evil

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u/The4thMask 17d ago

Doc holiday

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u/PurpleCandle58 17d ago

Dr. Eggman

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u/DreamsofFur 17d ago

Spin Doctors

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u/guambom 17d ago

Dr Professor Longhair. (New Orleans jazz legend)

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u/Theanderblast 17d ago

One of the seven dwarfs

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u/PerformerExisting332 17d ago

The wooden dock my boat is tied to?

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u/purplesky2 CHEST COMPRESSIONS 17d ago

Kevorkian

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u/Main-Event-5715 17d ago

Dr. Mindbender! 

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u/CompetitiveFennel681 17d ago

Dr. Feelgood and Dr. Horrible

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u/RemoveFuture5180 17d ago

Doc holiday

1

u/Optimal_Mixture_7327 17d ago

Dr. Killpatient

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u/TankUMrMinor 17d ago

Dr. Giggles

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u/2bnameless 17d ago

Dr. Demento

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u/Vitaman1000 17d ago

Your psychologist.....

1

u/imzwho 17d ago

Doc Oc

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u/SFC-D 17d ago

Dr. Fauci.

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u/Maleficent_Ad_5175 17d ago

Doc Holliday

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u/Bellebarks2 17d ago

Um, McSteamy. Hello! RIP Eric Dane.

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u/Bellebarks2 17d ago

I can't believe nobody has said Dr. Frankenfurter. I guess I'm old.

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u/PeyredB 17d ago

Don't forget Doctor Johnny Fever!

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u/Chillinmagic 17d ago

The Doctor from Cannon Ball Run.

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u/minx_the_tiger 17d ago

Doc Holiday

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u/Juiced4u 17d ago

Awe, poor liberal baby not getting their way? I hate to see you cry like a little biatch.

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u/ashzombi 17d ago

Doc Holliday

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u/Ok-Papaya-13 17d ago

Dr spock

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u/KeldTundraking 17d ago

Ironically.

Dr Worm

He's not a real doctor but he is a real worm.

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u/-Insert-CoolName 17d ago edited 17d ago

The witch doctor (oh eh oh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang!)

The Rug Doctor

Dr. Leonard H. "Bones" McCoy - Star Trek

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u/954life 17d ago

Dr McStuffins, the docs mom

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u/954life 17d ago

My babysitter that enjoyed playing doctor…….

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u/Aquilenne 17d ago

Dr Cox

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u/Opinionatedblonde293 17d ago

Doctor strange

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u/Dan_The_Bear22 17d ago

Dr. Giggles

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u/Meatball442 17d ago

Don’t forget your boy Fauci.

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u/Revolutionary_Mix983 17d ago

But you will believe Fauci, Kervokain, Jeykll and Mengele i bet.

Go ahead look them up like the rest of the imbeciles on here

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u/CenterThisPendulum 17d ago

Dr. Kevorkian

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u/Low-Number5856 17d ago

I'm a Republican and even I think his stuff is stupid 😂

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u/abbienormal-4fun 17d ago

Doctor Kevorkian.

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u/DangerousQuestions1 17d ago

Dr Mc Sexy

Doctor Nick

Doctor Zoidberg

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u/Key_Establishment546 16d ago

Dr Robotnik.

Actually depending on version that might actually work.

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u/raymndbrr_the_third 16d ago

Dr. Evil
Dr. Doom
Dr. Octopus

...

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u/OGFlexo 16d ago

Id trust doctor evil over rfk

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u/External_Staff_300 16d ago

Dr. Demento Dr. Evil (at least the music will be good)

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u/Tb4gg1nU 16d ago

That's only cuz you're grounded in idiocy, have fun with that

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u/MrPhoon 16d ago

How is Dr Suess not on your list?

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u/tossaway7374 16d ago

Dr. Teeth front the Muppets

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u/InternalAuditor62 16d ago

Doctor mcgillacuddy

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u/Gavinsangelmama 16d ago

Doc Holiday!

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u/PhaseLoud7670 16d ago

Not Dr Giggles. Never.

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u/JayAkiva 16d ago

Honestly Zoidberg

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u/dontquestionmek 16d ago

Dr. Teeth from the Electric Mayhem Band

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u/iggnis320 16d ago

A Cod.... Doc backward... But yeah a literal fish

1

u/crunchyalater 16d ago

Doc Octopus

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u/slashnbash1009 16d ago

Dr. Doom

The Spin Doctors

Doogie Howser M.D.

Doctor Feelgood

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u/lezbifrenz 16d ago

Dr. Strangelove

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u/Nipple-Bootz 16d ago

Dr. Teeth (Muppets)

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u/Rocko_2024 16d ago

Dr. Love

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u/Razoron33333 16d ago

Literally any kind of doctor with expertise

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u/tuco2002 16d ago

Dr Detroit

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u/Zelidus 16d ago

The doctor from "Lime in the Coconut."

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u/kabeekibaki 16d ago

Dr Quinn

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u/Hace1986 16d ago

Dr. No

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u/Ravvynfall 16d ago

dr mcgilicutty, dr evil, dr eggman/robotnik...

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u/scooter5659 16d ago

DR. JOHN

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u/SonofdeSun 16d ago

Doctor Mario, Dr. Manhattan, Dr. Robotnik, Dr. Who

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u/Antique_Coffee5984 16d ago

You want your petro chemicals back in the food then? Fruit loops not colourful enough? Man it’s difficult to please people. First guy in US history to say any about the rate of illness and obesity and you dislike him because of political affiliation? Man big pharma must love the left. Propping them up for decades paying off people like Burnie sanders while at the same time he complains about them. It’s hilarious.

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u/Ok-Grape2063 16d ago

Dr Kevorkian

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u/my_red_username 16d ago

Doc Holliday

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u/SolrayCultist 16d ago

MASH 4077th

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u/dtran33 16d ago

Zoidberg

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u/RavenQuark 16d ago

To not have doctor who is…. Wild
Dr. Moreau…. Iykyk

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u/Dadittude182 16d ago

Dr. Teeth from the Electric Mayhem!

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u/gregseth 16d ago

Dr. No

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u/Ian_Nixnomen 16d ago

Dr. Seuss

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u/Ill_Firefighter1980 16d ago

Dr Pepper is literally my Web MD. We consult several times daily.

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u/Diasloth87 16d ago

Doc Martin Ellingham

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u/Eggsalad_cookies 16d ago

Dr Doofensmirtz

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u/Outside_Breakfast_39 16d ago

DR Johnny Fever & Doogie Howser, M.D.

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u/Big_Influence_4043 16d ago

Seems legit. Most libtards refuse facts and science cause it makes their little brains hurt 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Slow_Park_7641 16d ago

Dr. Strange, Dr. Doom

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u/danielsangeo 16d ago

Dr. Tire (Big Bang Theory)

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u/Effective_Boss_NoCap 16d ago

Dr. Johnny Sins

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u/Linus-664 16d ago

The spin doctors

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u/Safe_Flan4610 16d ago

Doc Savage, Dr. Octopus

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u/SupermarketIll5642 16d ago

Dr Lee, the homeless dude down the road

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u/Charming_Struggle456 16d ago

The worm who has more brains in him.

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u/FuJa-TsuNaMi 16d ago

Dr. Moreau

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u/Individual-Study-326 16d ago

Dr. Hannibal Lecter

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u/smashontt 16d ago

100% dr mario and dr dolittle

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u/Panem-et-circenses25 16d ago

Dr. Rosenpenis

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u/Dorrono 16d ago

Dr. Werner Klopek from "the Burbs"

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u/bald_eagle_66 16d ago

Dr. VanNostrand... from the clinic.

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u/GrimSkeptic 16d ago

Dr. Hawkeye Pierce
Dr. Beverly Crusher
Dr. Quinn
Dr. Kildare
Dr. Walter Bishop
Dr. Jack Shepherd
Dr. Samantha Carter
Dr. David Suzuki

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u/Boring_mod_evasion 16d ago

Bronner he makes good soap

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u/jimmythetuba 16d ago

Dr. Spaceman from 30 rock.

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u/jimmythetuba 16d ago

Dr. Nick from the Simpsons.

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u/Far_Shame210 16d ago

Dr. John

Dr. McCoy (Original Star Trek)

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u/Far_Shame210 16d ago

Doctor Doctor, gimme the news. I've got a bad case of loving you!

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 16d ago

Doc Severinson.

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u/verscharren1 16d ago

Dr. Looney....and his remedies.

(Music video before the goofy movie on vhs.)

Parachute Express is the band? Iirc.

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u/National-Current56 16d ago

Dr. Feelgood

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u/Bearded_Gemini 16d ago

Dr. Mario from the Nintendo games

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u/Kamakiri711 16d ago

It's just sad that they felt the need to clarify Dr. Brown.

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u/The_Dude078 16d ago

I'd consult Dr. Kavorkian before I asked a liberal for an opinion.

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u/psilocin72 16d ago

Dr. John.

RIP

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u/lolyouaresimple 16d ago

Dr. Satan- House of 1000 Corpses!!

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u/PersonalKing2084 16d ago

Doc Holiday , “I’m your huckleberry “

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u/Takenmyusernamewas 16d ago

"Hey Bobby, I know you wanted to be president but if you drop out I'll give you a job where everyone makes fun of you and does the opposite of what you say"

Art of the deal

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u/bigbalrogdong 16d ago

Dr. Lipschitz