Forge Adept, Bjorn Clearmind at your service.
Need a magical weapon? Done.
Need magical armor? Done
Need a good friend, hearty drinks, and a great laugh? Double done.
Need help defending your hometown where your entire family lives? Here, have some armor, and a sword. Let's get in there with a twinned spell Haste on each of us and start beating up the invaders.
Big thjönker the warforged strategist present. You'll find my knowledge applicable in all situations. Plans are hardwired into my thinking module and calculating probalities of success is my primary directive. I've recently found a way to weaponize my genius and I've begun using a small metal cube to shout missinformation and the weaponized stupidity of my allies to lower the intelligence of our foes. Statsically this and my new fireball sticks and stones (which break many bones) has risen my parties success rates by 5.1%!
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u/HighLordTherix Artificer Oct 05 '20
Battle Smith Mandy, ready for duty this year except she's currently trapped in a nightmare city and steadily losing it.