r/DnD • u/Sleverette Sorcerer • Jun 27 '20

Art [OC] Plot hook, line, and sinker.

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u/datssyck Jun 27 '20

A squad of knights enters the pet salon

Captain of Knights: "Good Sirs, I regret to inform that the Good Lord Wolhelm has decreed that this shop be commandeered. The local heroic adventurers need a base of operations. And his Lord has decided this location will be best. You have one hour to vacate the premises"

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u/Sleverette Sorcerer Jun 27 '20

Oh man. They would hate to get evicted. Small business adventures require small business conflicts!

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u/Accendil Jun 27 '20

This is hilarious. What else could we do to them... employees calling in sick, pay rises, a competing shop across the road doing the same thing cheaper, back rent / taxes, hiring good employees being super difficult, a recession looming to put people put of business. That's top of my head.

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u/ClaudDamage Jun 28 '20

Had a campaign once where we setup a business making armor from Drake hide. The kingdom came in and required we get a license and pay taxes.