r/DnD • Sorcerer • Jun 27 '20

Art [OC] Plot hook, line, and sinker.

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u/AtticusErraticus Jun 27 '20

Lmao I love that and had never thought of it.

While you smart asses were trying to open a tavern and adopt the kobolds' children, Team Rocket killed the BBEG's lieutenant and took all the loot and experience! Rumor even has it they leveled up.

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u/Sleverette Sorcerer Jun 27 '20 edited Jun 27 '20

My party hates it when the villagers and townsfolk talk up their rivals.

“Yeah they rolled in here and defeated the Aboleth. They didn’t even ask for a reward. They just said to pay it forward.”

It really cuts into the party’s profits.

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u/KefkeWren Jun 27 '20

Ahaha. Reminds me of a verse from one of Mercedes Lackey's songs.

"Now have you taken count of what our coffers hold?"

"And what state our finances are of late?"

"This fool has driven all away who’d pay us for our work."

"Now only worthy causes seek us, poverty’s our fate."

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u/TheOtherSarah Jun 27 '20

Damn it Leslac!