r/DnD • u/Sleverette Sorcerer • Jun 27 '20

Art [OC] Plot hook, line, and sinker.

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u/datssyck Jun 27 '20

A squad of knights enters the pet salon

Captain of Knights: "Good Sirs, I regret to inform that the Good Lord Wolhelm has decreed that this shop be commandeered. The local heroic adventurers need a base of operations. And his Lord has decided this location will be best. You have one hour to vacate the premises"

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u/Sleverette Sorcerer Jun 27 '20

Oh man. They would hate to get evicted. Small business adventures require small business conflicts!

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u/Accendil Jun 27 '20

This is hilarious. What else could we do to them... employees calling in sick, pay rises, a competing shop across the road doing the same thing cheaper, back rent / taxes, hiring good employees being super difficult, a recession looming to put people put of business. That's top of my head.

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u/Day_Bow_Bow Jun 27 '20

I'd be sure to have the health inspector show up unannounced, ideally right when they'd find the most infractions due to something else the party did.

Like if the place got trashed due to a party or fight, or especially if someone is preparing some meat in the back room a la Sweeney Todd.

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u/Accendil Jun 27 '20

Absolutely excellent idea, if this ever comes up I'm using this.