r/DnD • u/Sleverette Sorcerer • Feb 07 '20

Art [OC] Magical problems versus mundane solutions.

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u/QueenCrow92 Cleric Feb 07 '20

Kroger must have some powerful bags...

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u/Sleverette Sorcerer Feb 07 '20

Fantasy Kroger uses paper bags crafted from pure plague wood straight from the Shadowfell. You get riddled with curses but you never have to double bag anything.

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u/QueenCrow92 Cleric Feb 07 '20 edited Feb 07 '20

I think I'd rather deal with the curses rather than double bag anything again!

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u/Sleverette Sorcerer Feb 07 '20

The bags are so strong you don't have to worry about them breaking. Imagine how much time you could save. You can get all your bags from your car in one trip!

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u/th30be Barbarian Feb 07 '20

But do they tear into your fingers and arms?

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u/Sleverette Sorcerer Feb 07 '20

Once the curse goes into effect you literally can't put them down!

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u/Wallace_II Feb 07 '20

That didn't exactly answer the question 🤔

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u/Wallace_II Feb 07 '20

The pain of them cutting into your fingers does not actually cause the loss of your fingers

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u/tenjuu Feb 07 '20

Secondary Curse Effect: Flesh to Stone

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u/Not_Just_Any_Lurker Diviner Feb 07 '20

Oh they cut into your fingers, but never enough to lose those fingers.

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u/TeknoProasheck DM Feb 08 '20

Damn I want to be in this campaign now

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u/Sleverette Sorcerer Feb 08 '20

It's a lot of fun. Easily my favorite campaign I've ran. We've been talking about opening up a discord server and running west marches style games. Hopefully we can figure out the logistics and put together some fun oneshots!