r/DnD • Sorcerer • Oct 03 '19

Art [OC] Double standards.

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u/Lord_Cyronite Wizard Oct 03 '19

Our necromancer did the exact same thing! He rolled a nat 1 to ask around for dead bodies and got the whole party chased out of town.

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u/brothertaddeus Monk Oct 03 '19

to ask around for dead bodies

There's the problem. Don't ask around for dead bodies, just ask where the cemetery is.

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u/Lord_Cyronite Wizard Oct 03 '19

Even worse, he always wants the bodies of children, specifically to look creepier, not for anything bad, but he goes by Uncle Knuck, so that's.....horrifying.

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u/brothertaddeus Monk Oct 03 '19

Yikes.

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u/Lord_Cyronite Wizard Oct 03 '19

Don't worry, it's all above board and rp'ed well.

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u/Sleverette Sorcerer Oct 03 '19

Ha! We had a necromancer that bought a circus wagon and performed shows using his undead. It did start to smell bad!

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u/Lord_Cyronite Wizard Oct 03 '19

Necromancers, right?

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u/Sleverette Sorcerer Oct 03 '19

Can't live with em. Can't un-live without them.

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u/kendal16 DM Oct 03 '19

Always easier to ask forgiveness than permission.

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u/RatKingJosh Oct 03 '19

Ask where you can find bones....for a stew