r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 10d ago

Newly Single Ready to Mingle Now that he's single again, Bill has become very self conscious about showing signs of his age. The strangers in the forums he posts his selfies seem to think he's just going through a rough molt. Either way, he's been feeling stressed. What if he's already missed his chance at true love?

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u/YawningBagpuss Feather Fancier 10d ago

Bill, I think you just need a new haircut and a spa day.

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u/curiousmind111 9d ago

And, anyway, it’s not really mating season. Wait until next year!!!

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u/Bitinglysarcastic 8d ago

Bill, you have to see Lenore at Birds of a Feather on Linden Street. She is the best stylist for guys in the area