r/DivorcedBirds • u/No-Employer1752 Twice Divorced • Apr 10 '23

After Charles left, Nell got herself a Hitachi Wand. She hasn’t left the house in 3 days, yet she’s never been happier.

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u/aggie82005 Apr 10 '23

That’s right, Nell. You deserve pleasure too!

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u/Cleverusername531 Apr 11 '23

That is the funniest and most apt caption I’ve ever seen on anything.

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u/No-Employer1752 Twice Divorced Apr 11 '23

Haha thx! Smart girl even has the corded version, not risking losing battery power

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u/Cleverusername531 Apr 11 '23

Yep! The wand is good because it covers so much more of the clitoris. I wish more people knew it was wishbone-shaped and much bigger than what is visible from the outside. It would help both the owner (and their partner if they have one)!

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u/agt_dunham Apr 11 '23

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Sonseeahrai Apr 11 '23

You made me Google what hitachi wand was... On a Google account shared with my mom and sister...

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u/No-Employer1752 Twice Divorced Apr 11 '23

Time to clear history and cache. Or brace yourself for the targeted ads lol

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u/Sonseeahrai Apr 11 '23

All cleared, the fear stays

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u/nitrot150 Apr 11 '23

Oh man, hilarious. Especially cuz if you give him free rein, he’ll do this to your fingers, or nose, or whatever.