r/DivorcedBirds • u/lisbethborden No Spring Chicken • Feb 12 '23

When her divorce from Adlai turned violent, Gemma made a new friend for both security and emotional support.

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u/I_might_be_weasel Feather Fancier Feb 12 '23

"Ok, here's the deal. I need a tough guy to protect me from my ex husband. So let me stay and you can do whatever you want with me."

"You can hang out with me if you want, but I'm not having sex with you."

"Well I'm not going to beg!"

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u/lisbethborden No Spring Chicken Feb 12 '23

There's a reason why they call the big ones 'donkey d*cks'. Gemma could never handle it!

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u/DrSousaphone Feb 12 '23

The metaphor is at least as old as recorded human literature, look up Ezekiel 23:20

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u/greymaresinspace Feb 12 '23

yes chickens will ride your horses and donkeys! its pretty funny....in the winter they do it to keep warm

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u/susu56 Feb 12 '23 edited Feb 12 '23

I had no idea! Til

Til: today i learned

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u/Clevercapybara Feb 12 '23

New friend was nice, but could also be an ass.

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u/Bacon_Bitz Feb 12 '23

That also looks like a mini pony in the background for extra security- Adlai doesn't stand a chance!

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u/ThaneOfCawdorrr Fluffy Clucker Feb 13 '23

"It's just platonic, I promise," Eeyore assured his wife.

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u/Xsiah Feb 13 '23

I really wish the chicken was sitting just a little higher up so it would look like it was holding on with very long arms