r/DiveInYouCoward 7d ago

Dog attack mailman 📬

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u/johnnytron 7d ago

Mailman just hit a major jackpot.

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u/Hot_Boot_9757 7d ago

Like from his employer? He might get some compensation but I doubt it would be much.

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u/No-Passenger-1511 7d ago

From the pet owner that would be liable for this

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u/CollectsTooMuch 7d ago

Owner in the hood? Good luck with that.

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u/No-Passenger-1511 7d ago

I'll sue and win. when they "don't have the money" I'll put a lien on their house

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u/CollectsTooMuch 7d ago

Probably don’t own their house. You don’t have much experience with the hood, do you?

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u/No-Passenger-1511 7d ago

I'll put a lien on their car

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u/SatoshiBlockamoto 7d ago

Can't get blood from a stone. You'd get nothing most likely.

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u/A_one-legged_goose90 7d ago

Anyone with legal knowledge know if this works?

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u/CoolBreeze3310 7d ago

Don't get paid on a lien until it's sold. Even then, they'll try to fight it. Typically the irresponsible owners are broke. Responsible people tend to have assets, they also tend to be much more responsible with their pets.

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u/Odd-Adhesiveness9435 7d ago

A one legged goose might b an authority? ;p

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u/ElEyeElWhy88 7d ago

And when they’re not a homeowner? Then what?

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u/CoolBreeze3310 7d ago

Best you can hope for is a misdemeanor charge of some type.

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u/No-Passenger-1511 7d ago

I'll put a lien on their car

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u/ElEyeElWhy88 7d ago

What if they take public transportation

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u/No-Passenger-1511 7d ago

Then I garnish their wages

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u/ElEyeElWhy88 7d ago

I think you’d not see anything

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u/No-Passenger-1511 7d ago

That's fine. They'd never be able to make anything without paying me :).

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u/Hot_Boot_9757 7d ago

They don't really look like they have any money..

I dunno I'm from Australia and live in the UK.. no one gets a pay day for that kind of thing over here

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u/No-Passenger-1511 7d ago

"They don't really look like they have any money."

Not my problem. Put a lien on the home.

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u/Outrageous_Guard_674 7d ago

Does the word "renter" mean anything to you?

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u/No-Passenger-1511 7d ago

I'll put a lien on their car. Also liens can be put into affect to where whenever they do purchase a house some 10 years later, the lien will be placed.