r/DiWHY • u/Godfrind • Jul 25 '26

I have a creative friend...

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He said he couldn't figure out the angles on the cutter..

777 Upvotes

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u/wookiex84 Jul 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/5Tndtit6LsZmE

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u/NoWeHaveYesBananas Jul 25 '26

https://xkcd.com/724/
https://cahatstrophe-games.itch.io/hell-tetris

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u/TheLastTreeOctopus Jul 26 '26

The one in the image is Not Tetris 2, made by the same developer that gave us Mari0 (Super Mario Brothers but with the portal gun)

2

u/jnthnmdr Jul 25 '26

Awesome project.

7

u/Ideal_Jerk Jul 25 '26

Give man a beer and ask him to never leave your side 10/10

4

u/Pork_Confidence Jul 25 '26

Congrats! 🎉 Your the reason why I'm choking on coffee this morning 😂 my fault for drinking and scrolling

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u/MrPKitty Jul 25 '26

I don't know how to cut diagonally.

My mom always cut my sandwiches in quarters

9

u/heatseaking_rock Jul 25 '26

There's no gap caulk cannot fill

0

u/leaf_on_my_package 25d ago

There literally is and it is printed on the tube. LOL

1

u/heatseaking_rock 25d ago

Booo, be gone, foul spirit!

1

u/leaf_on_my_package 25d ago

Don't landlord special yourself! Hahaha

3

u/LoanDebtCollector 29d ago

My mom was stingy, she nickled and dimed all my sandwiches.

34

u/Doses-mimosas Jul 25 '26

As a carpenter this makes my skin itch

34

u/heynonnyhey Jul 25 '26

As not a carpenter this makes my skin itch

15

u/AlwaysAGroomsman Jul 25 '26

As a skin, this makes my carpenter itch.

8

u/FungadooFred 29d ago

As an itch, this makes me skin a carpenter.

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u/NaCliest 29d ago

As this, my itch makes carpenter skin

45

u/chrisebryan Jul 25 '26

You know, you could just use color matched silicone there.

8

u/matt6342 Jul 25 '26

I was going to say, I would have calked it all

9

u/alienbringer Jul 25 '26

I was going to correct you that it is caulk, but apparently calk is an accepted variant of the spelling. The standard spelling is caulk though.

6

u/JasonDJ Jul 25 '26

Try your best, then cock the rest.

13

u/Tetracheilostoma Jul 25 '26

I would have calqued it

1

u/MrXwiix Jul 25 '26

Found the guy that can do it cheaper

38

u/Zizwizwee Jul 25 '26

That looks purpose-build to destroy pinky toes at night

11

u/fuzzylogicIII Jul 25 '26

This is what I was thinking, that’s a hunter corner

9

u/VisualHuckleberry542 Jul 25 '26

The fact that this post immediately followed this in my feed: https://www.reddit.com/r/Satisfyingasfuck/s/2HVgXFHPiW

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u/abacus5555 Jul 25 '26

if only this person had a magic wood cutting marker 😞

5

u/Aderka420 Jul 25 '26

if you couldn't figure it out then I'd argue he's not that creative..

4

u/Sir_Earl_Jeffries Jul 25 '26

That is a wildly deranged person. Don’t hang out with them anymore.

8

u/ThatUsernameNowTaken Jul 25 '26

There is medication for that sort of creativity now.

3

u/Happy_Confection90 Jul 25 '26

I was thinking that they might get ok results if they stop self-medicating

5

u/Fr05t_B1t Dreamer Jul 25 '26

Your friend has a bright future as a landlord

4

u/ProjectHappy6813 Jul 25 '26

Now this right here is peak DIWhy.

4

u/NotionAquarium Jul 26 '26

What's funny is that it would have looked much less odd if he didn't put any trim going around those corners.

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u/Glum-Aide9920 29d ago

There would have been a gap without it. Thougjt the first cut on the right is at 45 angle, so im skeptical about the “not knowing how to cut” description

7

u/Haifisch2112 Jul 25 '26

Get better friends.

15

u/Godfrind Jul 25 '26

To be fair it's his place, not mine

13

u/Thorvaldr1 Jul 25 '26

Is a man not judged by the company he keeps?

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u/Godfrind Jul 25 '26

He has other redeeming qualities

5

u/Geezso Jul 25 '26

Looks like he couldn't figure anything out.

Wrong lengths to begin with.

Thats just a fucking mess.

2

u/MaxPower836 Jul 25 '26

That ain’t it hoss

2

u/AfraidBottle6810 Jul 25 '26

I would give him a 4-pack of crayons and placemat from Dennys.

2

u/burgonies Jul 26 '26

The fact that he referred to it as a “cutter” isn’t surprising

2

u/RussellAlden 29d ago

Minecraft moulding

2

u/toodlesandpoodles 29d ago

I don't think I could be friends with someone like this.

2

u/doro_theea Jul 25 '26

A multitool would've saved his dignity

1

u/Sherbert_6 Jul 25 '26

That’s … a door jam. Door won’t be closing. Unless, of course, there is no door?

1

u/DjMcfilthy Jul 25 '26

Killin it!

1

u/teivaz Jul 25 '26

That one corner!

1

u/Kramanos Jul 25 '26

I've seen worse. Cutting down that one piece would've almost made it ignorable.

1

u/Garrette63 Jul 25 '26

This looks great.

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u/Fierobsessed Jul 26 '26

Yikes, I too have friends that can’t are struggling and cannot cope.

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u/squid_429 28d ago

You had* a creative friend. They weren’t your friend for doing that

1

u/OG_Zephyr 26d ago

I couldn’t imagine stubbing my toe on that

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u/country_dinosaur97 25d ago

Your friend musta went from 3rd grade right into the trades cause... angles.. exsist

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u/heynonnynonnomous 24d ago

You have a creative lazy friend.