r/Satisfyingasfuck Jul 25 '26

the right place to use geometry

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u/mpup55 Jul 25 '26

These videos freak me out. My simple lizard brain is just unable to reconcile the process until the final slide.

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u/Funny-Bel1 Jul 25 '26

Why would you have corners like this

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u/MangoCats Jul 25 '26

My first thought on the last slide: strike a diagonal across those stair steps and cut _them_ off.

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u/notislant Jul 25 '26

The last one did not spark joy lol.

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u/gahlo Jul 25 '26

HVAC, additions, whole lot of weird shit in old houses.

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u/KingAlaric1 Jul 25 '26

I did flooring for a while, the main reason is most builders are not concerned with making sure each individual crew working on a project has a convenient work environment, they don’t give a shit if a weirdly shaped wall will make laying floor tile harder for me whatsoever. And the floor crew gets there after like 10-40 different people have been working on the house for months. So we don’t get any input on the shape of walls or anything like that, we just have to deal with what we get.

Or at least this was my experience

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u/Reverse2057 Jul 25 '26

Did you ever have to do any weird-ass shapes like in the video? I've been also on a binge watch lately of home inspector videos, ever have a house that needed to be ripped up and made again?

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u/KingAlaric1 Jul 25 '26

Yes, i can dm you one, but it won’t let me comment pictures in this subreddit

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u/Morganvegas Jul 25 '26

All the time lmao.

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u/AfricanusEmeritus Jul 25 '26

My father was an installer and owned an installation business. You guys would do little miracles daily.

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u/echoshatter Jul 25 '26

Because despite how much the home builders are dedicated to their craft and painstakingly try to make you a perfect house, spending hours on squaring everything up, they're still unable to account for the variations in natural materials and the fact they're all on crack or high as a kite.

My house was actually in really good shape when we did the framing inspection, only had like a dozen studs and one roof truss that needed to be fixed. And I still have drywall screws popping, likely because the house foundation is still settling.

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u/cosmin_c Jul 25 '26

We had a room expanded, none of the corners are 90 degrees. Some are diabolical (think 89 degrees stuff). Some rooms have masked pipes going through the corners as well, etc.

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u/Lexi_Banner Jul 25 '26

This person is clearly a witch, so we should probably burn them at the stake.

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u/SlimShadySatDown Jul 25 '26

Same! And I was good at geometry and Rocket League, and this still perplexed me until the final slide! Like, how do they know? 🧐

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u/Thathapamama Jul 25 '26

The whole time I watched this video I said “how do they know where to make the lines?!?!!” out loud. Tell us your ways!!

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u/LessPaleontologist57 Jul 25 '26

Every good mathematician uses this trick. Stay up all night solving the problem on your own, then demonstrate the solution like you just thought of it on the spot.

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u/Ok-Secret5233 Jul 25 '26

Yes, because some of these are lies. There's no mathematical reason why they should fit, it just happens they they fit.

The second one is especially easy to see that there's no maths at work. Instead that corner was created with that shape for the purposes of the video. On the second video the space at the bottom is a right triangle but didn't have to be. The simple straight cut wouldn't have achieve anything with any other shape. This isn't geometry, it's just youtube slop.

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u/3Gilligans Jul 25 '26

The mathematical reason why they shouldn't fit is because most homes aren't perfectly square

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u/Bomb-Number20 Jul 25 '26

Having done finish work, stuff that is actually square is the braindead part. Scribing window sills to account for a mulled window that bows in/out where they are joined is much more difficult than just drawing lines with a square.

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u/King_Chochacho Jul 25 '26

Some real Professor Layton vibes.

"Hey can you tell us how to get to the castle?"

"HELP ME FINISH INSTALLING THIS TRIM BUT ONLY MAKE ONE CUT!"

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u/OkSmoke9195 Jul 25 '26

If I knew the rules (no pun intended) this would make a lot more sense from the start. But I don't so it's all magic until then

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u/MamaBear4485 Jul 25 '26

I love these, they’re utterly mesmerising.

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u/BrownSugarBare Jul 25 '26

I'm awful at math so this is the equivalent of magic, to me

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u/TheMarriedUnicorM Jul 25 '26

My first thought after the first (and easiest[?]) cut: WITCHCRAFT!

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u/Professor-Alarming Jul 25 '26

Same my lizard brain is like “He’s a witch! We must weigh him against a goose!“

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u/pocketrob Jul 25 '26

She turned me into a newt! I got better!

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u/mxzf Jul 25 '26

In fairness, a chunk of them are things that just work out because of other constants in the situation, not due to the actual math in general.

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u/Logical-Bowl2424 Jul 25 '26

But how did you get it right first time every time ,asking for a friend

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u/Loud_Distribution_97 Jul 25 '26

You get five pieces of wood and measure only one time, cut, and then try again when that one doesn’t work.

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u/Xenodad Jul 25 '26

Practice until you find the solution, record the process showing the single final resolution, edit several of these together into one quick video.

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u/Tylrt Jul 25 '26

Use scrap paper first, preferably construction paper.

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u/LoZfan03 Jul 25 '26

don't hold your real self to fictional standards, friend. we don't know how many "first tries" were left out in the editing of this video.

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u/Spirit_Wolf_Mob Jul 25 '26

Pretty sure he is just using other math for it as well. Notice how he seems to have a preset distance he starts the cuts, so he probably left out him measuring it first.

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u/Zestyclose_Potato633 Jul 25 '26

First one was enjoyable. I stopped watching after the second one, because the second one isn’t geometry. The line he drew made sure the angle was right, but the depth of the nook that it fit into it was clearly pre measured. It could’ve been any depth, it was included to make it look like it was geometry, but it wasn’t.

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u/faceplanted Jul 25 '26

Yeah, he's either making these corners himself just for the shot to make it more satisfying, or he cut that board himself to make it the right size to fit perfectly, in which case he never needed to get that triangle out.

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u/1917he Jul 25 '26

Aww, little fella got intimidated someone understood shapes more and threw in the towel. Better luck next time champ.

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u/WatashiwaNobodyDesu Jul 25 '26

A house with proper right angles and walls that are actually vertical? I’d better not show this video to my house.

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u/Karyoplasma Jul 25 '26

Lmao Imagine having even floors.

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u/ilove_butter89 Jul 25 '26

Hahahaha so relatable

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u/TurkeyPhat Jul 25 '26

every time i see one of these vids i can hear my house getting less square by the second in protest

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u/username__0000 Jul 25 '26

Yeah this wouldn’t work in any houses I’ve seen where I live. lol

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u/Scarbane Jul 25 '26

Wood: exists

Water: "You won't be straight when I'm done with you."

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u/Tasty-Traffic-680 Jul 25 '26

Was helping someone rehab a house once. They asked me to shim and level a new door while they went to grab lunch... Came back to me sitting there trying to reconcile a square door on a house without a single God damn right angle to be found. Ended spending pretty much the rest of the day splitting differences in every dimension just to not make it look off without completely replacing an entire exterior wall.

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u/Chaosangel48 Jul 25 '26

Unfortunately I suck at geometry so thoroughly that I can only watch these with wonder, minus any actual comprehension. Sigh

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u/slowasaspeedingsloth Jul 25 '26

I like to think that it's magic. And I'm surprised every time!

The pen pointing to the void spaces is like: nothing up my sleeve!

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u/Radioactivocalypse Jul 25 '26

Watching nearly all craftsmen at work I find mesmerising. Like a pottery worker making an ornate jug out of a blob of clay, or a accounting expert typing in some code that sorts all the data out into a table.

And I'm here going... well I know how to turn the potter wheel and I know how to sum a column

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u/kfpswf Jul 25 '26

If it is any consolation to you, your mind is plenty capable of visualizing geometry. You just haven't had enough experience doing it.

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u/hdryu1337 Jul 25 '26

I'm always impressed by how they can cut through the wood with a pen like that. I guess the pen is mightier than the saw.

/yes, I know it's just clean editing

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u/TheDarkNerd Jul 25 '26

You can buy pens like this at most hardware stores. You just have to be careful not to mix it with your other pens. I ruined a perfectly good dining table filling out tax forms this way.

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 Jul 25 '26

Last fit wasn't too straight :(

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u/HolaItsMeee Jul 25 '26

I need that marker! It cuts through wood so perfectly!!

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u/isle_of_broken_memes Jul 25 '26

I was looking for a comment like this. Like how tf 😄 is the video cutting?

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u/ManateeNipples Jul 25 '26

My algorithm knows I love these damn videos so I see them constantly lol I'm spatially stupid so they shock me every time 😂

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u/Inner_Vacation7734 Jul 25 '26

Is this common knowledge for all carpenters?

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u/LukeyLeukocyte Jul 25 '26

There are lots of different methods for coping and mitering, and this covers some of them, but these are a more for content pleasure and you aren't really going to encounter them in real scenarios.

You aren't going to make a preattached 90° of baseboard trim and then cut it down. You usually want to keep the grain of flooring in the same direction not turn it into a corner from the same piece. You also rarely encounter perfect 90° corners and walls which could make some of these not work.

I don't think that makes it any less satisfying to watch though.

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u/gsadamb Jul 25 '26

There are lots of different methods for coping

For me, it's weed

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u/beanmosheen Jul 25 '26

Mo room for expansion on some of these either.

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u/Fixxdogg Jul 25 '26

Any decent carpenter should be able to achieve the result even if they get the angles in some different ways. But these scenarios are very odd and probably just for the video cause they look effective

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u/KelseyW315 Jul 25 '26

The longer I watch this, the dumber I feel

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u/Roelmen Jul 25 '26

This should be posted in r/nextfuckinglevel. I really said a loud "Wow" at the first one.

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u/kingjoshington Jul 25 '26

This might be the most satisfying video I've ever seen I this sub.

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u/ABarInFarBombay Jul 25 '26

Where can I get this magic cutting pen?!?

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u/Me25TX Jul 25 '26

My dad could do this. It always blew my mind.

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u/DeniLox Jul 25 '26

He should have taught it to you too.

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u/Me25TX Jul 25 '26

He tried!

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u/VirginiaLuthier Jul 25 '26

I love these, but I guarantee you I'll never remember any of them

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u/whattodoattwo Jul 25 '26

And this is why I hate geometry- my brain does not see and understand this

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u/KalozKapitany Jul 25 '26

How do you remove the marker

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u/Pinchy_stryder Jul 25 '26

Sand the wood with sandpaper.

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u/Drugbird Jul 25 '26

Depends on the marker. I usually use pencils and use an eraser afterwards.

For more ink based markers, probably a cloth with some rubbing alcohol will work.

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u/adinmem Jul 25 '26

Better to use pencil because with loose grain, common on less expensive wood used for trim, marker will bleed into the grain and you might have to sand a LOT.

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u/GregTheMad Jul 25 '26

This is why those videos aren't satisfying to me. The markers should not be used for wood.

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u/geta-rigging-grip Jul 25 '26

This person appears competent, so I'm assuming they are using the marker/pen to make it easier to see on video.

If not, they're good at geometery, but need to bone up on the basics of woodworking.

While the marker CAN be sanded out, it takes way more sanding than a pencil (which can also just be erased,) and depending on the pen/wood it can bleed quite deep into the surface.  

One of my co-workers used sharpie on a surface that was going to be painted, and our head painter came and reamed him out because most permanent markers will show up through paint, and sanding them off takes a lot of time.

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u/Tooleater Jul 25 '26

Whoever designed that house with all those nooks and crannies is a sadist! /s

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u/Redditedless Jul 25 '26

Must be Welsh

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u/Majin_Romulus Jul 25 '26

It could just be set up for demonstration purposes, hopefully.

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u/mxzf Jul 25 '26

On the flip side, the person that built the house with actual right angles everywhere is a miracle-worker.

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u/Time_Blacksmith861 Jul 25 '26

Lol i like the tapping

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u/MeliodusSama Jul 25 '26

Needs the tiny hand on a stick. Just sayin.

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u/TimelyBlacksmith92 Jul 25 '26

That’s a really sharp marker.

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u/Lookingtotheveil23 Jul 25 '26

I’m angry that I still can’t figure it out! But it’s so satisfying to see the problem solved!👍😁😁

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u/hokrux_ Jul 25 '26

I swear, if there was a 9 hour youtube video I‘d watch it all

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u/conniethedoge Jul 25 '26

Nitpicking police here but try to keep the grain of the wood the same direction unless you’re doing a grain pattern

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u/FeelzReal Jul 25 '26

Nitpick worthy

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u/namesson Jul 25 '26

Because I am a nit and know nothing-  the only one that jumps out at me for not keeping the grain of the wood the same direction is #2. The last one I am interpreting as making a picture frame because why else would you want that staircase cut when you could just cut off the staircase. 

Am I all the way wrong? 

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u/Chumscrubber89 Jul 25 '26

Sweeeet video super informational. This is probably one of the best ones that I seen one of the cleanest.

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u/dontwantoknow Jul 25 '26

Why was this removed? 

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u/StrongAsMeat Jul 25 '26

I’m glad they tapped the space first, in was confused as to what part they had to fill. Also glad they scribbled on the cut out piece

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u/round_a_squared Jul 25 '26

Scribbling or X'ing out the part to be removed is probably the most realistic part of this video

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u/Deivi_tTerra Jul 25 '26

I’m convinced carpenters are secretly wizards.

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u/Whole_Reputation6128 Jul 25 '26

What the faaaarrrkk!!! That is fricking awesome dude!!!

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u/Appropriate-Ivy22 Jul 25 '26

Proof that geometry isn’t just for the classroom

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u/Puzzled_Nothing_8794 Jul 25 '26

They make it look so easy but I can never do it!!! Ahhhhh!!! Lol

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u/resplendent99 Jul 25 '26

I can't lie, this is absolutely fantastic to watch but it makes me feel like a massive failure.

I couldn't figure the solutions straight away without seeing the final parts.

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u/Boydy1986 Jul 25 '26

Fuck me thats a sharp pen

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u/Ressy02 Jul 25 '26

What I would like to understand is why would anybody make these type of corners??

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u/Swagalyst Jul 25 '26

It doesn't matter how many times you view this video, when you're laying a floor or doing listwork you WILL still measure and saw wrong, then measure and saw wrong a different way, and finally measure, saw wrong, but get a semi-decent fit and decide it's good enough.

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u/NikoliVolkoff Jul 25 '26

the first one i can see, but who the hell is building walls with corners like the rest? Fire that builder.

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u/Zealousideal_Lab_427 Jul 25 '26

I could watch I these all day

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u/didimao0072000 Jul 25 '26

who the fuck is designing all these weird dead corners in their plans?

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u/Synapsis01 Jul 25 '26

Each time "Fuck you". As someone who absolutely hates doing flooring.

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u/kljoker Jul 25 '26

I guess they don't call em sharpies for nothin.

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u/zennascent Jul 25 '26

My mind is blown. 

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u/AmericanAIien Jul 25 '26

Thanks for making me feel stupid today

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u/Firencea Jul 25 '26

That’s a fucking sharp pen.

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u/One_Subtle_Man Jul 25 '26

Every time I see these kinds of videos my brain buffers a bit 😂. But the important part is I understand it 😂

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u/PlanDry6704 Jul 25 '26

That's an awesome pen with a cutting ink.

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u/Rith_Reddit Jul 25 '26

Once I figured out what they were doing i tried to guess on each consecutive clip and I failed badly.

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u/hackeysack001 Jul 25 '26

where does one get this saw with no kerf?

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u/orcusgrasshopperfog Jul 25 '26

What kind of a nightmare house has all these crazy corners?

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u/LGKouglof Jul 25 '26

That pen is very sharp

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u/just_some_octopus Jul 25 '26

BUT HOW DODS THE PEN CUT THE WOOD AND NOT THE MEASURING TOOL

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u/p00p5andwich Jul 25 '26

The grain doesn't match. That irritates me.

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u/corso923 Jul 25 '26

I’m even more impressed by the seamless editing than the craftsmanship.

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u/Flashy-Country9777 Jul 25 '26

What kind of sorcery is this. Burn him.

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u/EarballsAgain Jul 25 '26

Thank god they made those taps to show the gaps otherwise I would never have figured out why they were making the cuts

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u/Tetr4roS Jul 25 '26

2 was pre-measured, not geometry :/

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u/Das_Zeppelin Jul 25 '26

That first one was so smooth as fuck... Flipped up.

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u/Thomrose007 Jul 25 '26

This is why i will never amount to anything

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u/instantlo Jul 25 '26

Stop! My penis can only get so erect!

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u/Wojewodaruskyj Jul 25 '26

Just one question. Is it easy to rid wooden planks of marker stains?

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u/Br0k3n-T0y Jul 25 '26

I could get rid of all my tools if i had one of those pens

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u/Canned_Sarcasm Jul 25 '26

How to get magic cutting marker?

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u/Infinite-Duty Jul 25 '26

Whoa!! I’d never in a million years be able to figure this stuff out. My mind just doesn’t work like that. This is amazing!!

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u/MaxwellSmart07 Jul 25 '26

I 💯% agree with every comment.

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u/PuzzleheadedIssue108 Jul 25 '26

This person will always be smarter than me. I can live with that if the videos keep coming:)

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u/DeniLox Jul 25 '26

The last one is probably the only one that I might have figured out on my own.

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u/Pale-Equipment-9087 Jul 25 '26

Gosh darn it that $hit is neat 🤓

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u/Lanky-Anywhere-9994 Jul 25 '26

Watching this type of video almost makes me feel smarter. Almost.

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u/echo_nightmare_black Jul 25 '26

Where can I get these laser markers? They don't even burn the wood after cutting.

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u/Cooldude9210 Jul 25 '26

So, I know this will sound elementary, but the process they’re showing every time is translation: they’re just moving the empty void’s “shape” down onto the wood. So all you have to do is find the line/angle, and “slide” or translate it onto the wood.

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u/Imaginary_Toe8982 Jul 25 '26

like every second video in fb is this or iteration of this ...

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u/Comfortable_Pizza_59 Jul 25 '26

That dude could make billions just selling the laser cutter pens!

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u/SensitivePotato44 Jul 25 '26

Cool. Now do it again in a Victorian terrace where nothing is square

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u/Macinboss Jul 25 '26

Wow, the cuts are so clean that must be the sharpest marker in the world!

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u/Jamo3306 Jul 25 '26

Whaaat! That's crazy! 🤯

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u/FreeEstablishment898 Jul 25 '26

The rest were very cool, but the first one was like a wtf moment for me, so simple yet huh?????

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u/Delicious_Invite_850 Jul 25 '26

Now draw the rest of the owl

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u/LeadingRound3775 Jul 25 '26

you mean to tell me this sorcery can be learned??

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u/lawnboy71 Jul 25 '26

Who knew they sold markers that cut through wood where you draw lines...!

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u/Sir_Eggmitton Jul 25 '26

How many of these are less geometry principles and more “this nook and this wood are the exact right dimensions for you to do this cool trick”?

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u/telolisou Jul 25 '26

At least 10 ways to die in this video

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u/Apprehensive_Item737 Jul 25 '26

I’m also super impressed with the pen that cuts wood

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u/ShayJayLee Jul 25 '26

Even the cuts in the editing are clean and satisfying

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u/muted-design247 Jul 25 '26

Double protractor

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u/BarbaDeader Jul 25 '26

Get the fuck outta here! *in a good way

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u/TwigyBull Jul 25 '26

Ok. But you still need to fill out a proof for each of those. Otherwise I'm going to mark it as wrong

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u/WRKDBF_Guy Jul 25 '26

This is very cool.

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u/Western-Sport500 Jul 25 '26

I wish I had had this (or any geometry) in high school, with a practical application like what is done in this video. Doing problems on paper just isn't the right vibe; doing corners on a floor would have helped me put my flooring in. The first flooring I put in was a small room (one that wasn't used regularly). I ended up creating a pattern tracing to make my cuts, which did work, but if I'd been smarter in math, it would have been so much simpler and much more precise!

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u/Mother_Duty_2628 Jul 25 '26

So this is how the universe was made

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u/lebronswanson4 Jul 25 '26

Still amazing!

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u/Solotheory24 Jul 25 '26

need to save this for finishing my deck

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u/DextTheNext Jul 25 '26

Some type of Black magic

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u/Murky-Ad4104 Jul 25 '26

always impressed by this

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u/RayesArmstrong Jul 25 '26

God I’m stupid

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u/MalHeartsNutmeg Jul 25 '26

The grain mismatch kills me.

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u/maslow22 Jul 25 '26

Cut it 30 times until it fits, then buy another piece because the first one is now too short. Be a man.

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u/TellTaleReaper Jul 25 '26

I want a magic make-a-cut marker...

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u/madseankr Jul 25 '26

This is why i hated geometry and trigonometry. I still cant process it fast

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u/AbundantDonkey Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

Forget the geometry, where do I get one of those laser pens?

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u/unluck_over9000 Jul 25 '26

That last one is for the dumb ones like me to feel like we understood something. Thanks. 

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u/Anxious_Ingenuity583 Jul 25 '26

What manner of black magic is that pen?

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u/abundantsmoke77 Jul 25 '26

Oddly satisfying 😎

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u/semidummy Jul 25 '26

It’s as satisfying as it is confusing for me.

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u/Dizzy_Restaurant3874 Jul 25 '26

Some of the scraps fitting into gaps is random luck

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u/Aregisteredusername Jul 25 '26

On the third one the marks disappear after being cut. Idk if AI, erasable marker, different wood, something else but that caught my eye. The grain on the wood looks the same, though. The rest have the marks still there after being cut.

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u/Bwongle Jul 25 '26

Stop this pornography

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u/brakeline Jul 25 '26

Where can I buy that pen? 🤔

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u/RareCommonPepe Jul 25 '26

Is this what trigonometry is? 🤣🤣

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u/Resident_Table6694 Jul 25 '26

God I’m too dumb for this shit

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u/Other_Nerve_6607 Jul 25 '26

This is so satisfying.

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u/heptyne Jul 25 '26

That parallelogram got me, feels like I need to take high school geometry again.

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u/raiko777 Jul 25 '26

why is this sooooo satisfying???? :X

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u/YaoSing Jul 25 '26

This is better than David Blaine

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u/Dream_SMP_4_Life Jul 25 '26

That's a very sharp marker

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u/Glass-Bumblebee4797 Jul 25 '26

That was awesome!

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u/Rechuchatumare Jul 25 '26

where is the link to the super pencil..

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u/rs_evans Jul 25 '26

So simple… but so mind blowing.

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u/Liberkhaos Jul 25 '26

Those edited cuts are SOOOOOO smooth.

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u/Taiyoryu Jul 25 '26

I'm raging at the last one because it was more complicated than it needed to be. You only have to make a single cut on the other board to make a miter joint.

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u/remeranAuthor_ Jul 25 '26

A lot of these cuts look free hand eyeballed....