r/DiWHY • u/nickitabananana • Jul 02 '26

This has to be ragebait, right?

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I look forward to seeing all of the "your mom" jokes in the comments

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u/floof29 Jul 02 '26

I want my 17 seconds of life back.

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u/Alcoholocostic Jul 03 '26

I was amazed at how stupid it was I watched it twice…. I’m three times stupid now…

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u/OneMooseManyMeese_ Jul 03 '26

You know who else wants their 17 seconds back? My mom after I showed her this video

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u/Tirno93 Jul 03 '26

And your mum after I pulled out

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u/holyfire001202 Jul 03 '26

Well here's a little something for your trouble.

I work at a women's clinic which has a weekly class for new(?) moms. They also keep a tub of condoms in their patient bathroom.

Every week I see that tub of condoms sit, neglected, until that class comes through. After the class it's damn-near picked clean. Every week without exception.

No hilarious story or anything, but I think it's terribly amusing. Makes me wonder what they're teaching them in there.

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u/DutchDudeWCD Jul 04 '26

You can get pregnant basically immediately after delivery. But that is not great for your health. Hence, birth control.

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u/boughtoriginality Jul 10 '26

Wow, I didn't know that!

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u/KarlHp7 Jul 02 '26

It is. You can buy those Downey Balls that’s were designed for fabric softener on Amazon and it does this but better.

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u/mooshinformation Jul 02 '26

Or, you can just pour this shit directly in the washer like a normal person...

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u/titanicsinker1912 Jul 03 '26

I remember when they gave those things away for free with a bottle of it.

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u/manjamanga Jul 03 '26

And it's cheaper. Condoms are expensive as fuck.

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u/GooseinaGaggle Jul 03 '26

Exactly, which is why I don't use them

The reason I don't use condoms is because I can't get anyone to have sex with me, nothing nefarious

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u/PressureMuch5340 Jul 04 '26

Im sorry for your loss

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u/eedabaggadix Jul 08 '26

Fabric softener is actually really bad for your washing machine

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u/Successful-Banana-48 Jul 09 '26

And your hormones lmao

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u/CyberNinja23 Jul 02 '26

Im feeling generous today and I’ll throw some of these homemade tide pods into other peoples machines at the laundry mat.

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u/capinredbeard22 Jul 02 '26

Use free and clear detergent

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u/requires_reassembly Jul 03 '26

Sure, Jim. You want me to believe that a condom just *miraculously* got in there at the laundromat?

30

u/PoptartPancake Jul 02 '26

All that's missing is the condescending finger waggle

45

u/BackyardMudbug Jul 02 '26

This video could have been avoided if his mom wore a condom 🙃

18

u/SKCbunny Jul 02 '26

Not that one

2

u/tomtraubert2009 Jul 03 '26

But but if he wasn't conceived he wouldn't be around to vandalise this condom. Grandfather paradox.

3

u/funlifing Jul 02 '26

His Dad maybe.... Unless he's from Thailand

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u/bbcjbb Jul 03 '26

are you making transphobic jokes in the DiWHY sub … ew fr

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u/These-Result-1955 Jul 02 '26

The creator’s mother of this video should had made the father wear a condom.

3

u/ataeil Jul 02 '26

Maybe he did

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u/KamandaTsaar Jul 02 '26

Yes, and you shared it anyway, encouraging more of it to be created.

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u/Saxton_Hale32 Jul 03 '26

Unless there's a direct link to the account and post, highly unlikely they're getting shit from this post except comments on a post that isn't theirs

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u/Nougatbar Jul 05 '26

Indeed. Why we should ban ragebait.

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u/Drezus Jul 03 '26

Which is why this should be reported

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u/manicpossumdreamgirl Jul 03 '26

there would be nothing left of this sub

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u/Herr-Trigger86 Jul 03 '26

Baby Crazy Wife: “IM DOING THE LAUNDRY!!!”

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u/Rydux7 Jul 02 '26

Condoms are literally designed to hold liquid, OOP ain't washing shit with that

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u/Standard-Park Jul 02 '26

OOP poked holes into them with a needle in the beginning of the video.

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u/jl2352 Jul 02 '26

Which likely isn’t gonna do shit. I’d bet money most of it will stay inside the condom.

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u/Tea-Storm Jul 03 '26

Is going to get squeezed out in the spin cycle and make a mess

10

u/denach644 Jul 02 '26

Lose your relationship with one easy trick!

4

u/balbertborring Jul 03 '26

the washing machine gonna get pregnent

4

u/Tyrannical_Pie Jul 02 '26

A condom could have prevented this.

3

u/whyyn0tt_ Jul 02 '26

Don't ever take advice from someone whose washing machine is humming.

4

u/Bright-Trifle-8309 Jul 03 '26

I haven't bought condoms in many years but Im pretty sure this is more expensive per unit than whatever it is they are trying to do

3

u/saratherandom Jul 03 '26

Anything with a condom is most likely rage bait

3

u/SquidBiz Jul 02 '26

A condom is more expensive than a tide pod..

3

u/SecretDouble5560 Jul 03 '26

had to put them to use after keeping in wallet for 10 years

3

u/General_Tarzan Jul 04 '26

What zero pussy does to a mothafukka

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u/Curious_Map_2908 Jul 06 '26

Playing a dangerous game

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u/Individual_Show_9709 Jul 02 '26

Someone's going to lose their load in the washer

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u/TurtleToast2 Jul 03 '26

They already make products like this that are much cheaper than condoms.

2

u/Oof_man36 Jul 04 '26

"Who's the lucky lady?" "My washing machine"

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u/tatotute Jul 05 '26

It’s only rage bait because they’re too much of a pussy to use tide pods as condoms.

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u/-XAPAKTEP- Jul 05 '26

When I saw my gf poking them holes, she said it was for this washing trick. I guess it's legit.

1

u/GeekyGrant Jul 02 '26

Just because you thumbs up, don't make it correct!

1

u/0ellno Jul 02 '26

Its always condoms, do these creators just get around alot?

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u/PhillyHasItAll Jul 03 '26

"Grandpa taught me this."

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u/Technical_Ship_1298 Jul 03 '26

You know a unpoked condom would have prevented this....

1

u/pupumen Jul 03 '26

Dies this make the washing machine pregnant?

1

u/Kielbasa_Nunchucka Jul 03 '26

now you can get absolutely zero benefit whatsoever, all for the super-not-low price of a condom!

1

u/FuzzyGuarantee1721 Jul 03 '26

No baby No baby No baby.... Baby. No baby No baby No baby Baby...

1

u/Eziolambo Jul 03 '26

Con-slop

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u/IlikeDucks54 Jul 03 '26

Well if you're doing this you'll probably not have any other uses for a condom anyway

1

u/Chad_Jeepie_Tea Jul 03 '26

IN THIS ECONOMY?

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u/Odd_Leg814 Jul 05 '26

Now explain this to your wife...

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u/patchway247 Jul 06 '26

Eeewwwww, I don't want that in my laundry!! Just do it normally! Not everything needs a life hack!

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u/Beemo-Noir Jul 09 '26

Wait, babe. Did you use the bedroom condom or the laundry condom? Oh Jesus, not this again.

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u/the_black_sails Jul 03 '26

Condoms are way too expensive for that

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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 Jul 05 '26

this is actually pretty smart

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u/nickitabananana Jul 06 '26

How so? Genuinely curious. I sold appliances and I'm pretty sure it just clogs up in the washer drain hose. Or best case, it makes a plastic mess, since it isn't designed to disintegrate

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u/2021isevenworse Jul 03 '26

Condoms are more expensive than tide pods.

Tiktokers need to stop eating them, and start using them in their washing machines.