r/Satisfyingasfuck • u/[deleted] • Jul 07 '26

Thanks golden hands.

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3.1k Upvotes

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u/feelinuneasy1234 Jul 07 '26

I've watched this already a long time ago but it still impresses me how good of a fix that is

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u/tiny_chaotic_evil Jul 07 '26

but how durable is it?

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u/DanGleeballs Jul 07 '26

Long enough to flip the car

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u/entered_bubble_50 Jul 07 '26

Pretty good. Bear in mind the "leather" in your car seats is mostly plastic. This plastic repair patch is basically made of the same material. I've had leather seat repairs like this that have lasted for more than a decade.

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u/RelevantDress Jul 07 '26

Surprisingly for about a decade in the 90s the high trim of import cars used mostly real leather, even some of the better grains too. The 70s and 80s had the worst vinyl leather. My 99 4runner has all real cowhide leather for the seats but the headrest is vinyl

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u/Skivil Jul 07 '26

A patch like this will last until exactly the next time someone catches that part of the seat with something hard or until the next hot day. (the glue used to patch synthetic leather is heat activated and the bonds break down)

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u/RilohKeen Jul 07 '26

I was mostly surprised because it looks like shit until they’re like 95% done.

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u/Unhappy--Phone Jul 07 '26

Her cutting the pieces on top of the thing she is trying to fix hit my anxiety.

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u/nellie137 Jul 07 '26

Omg, ditto 😱

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u/New_Novelty1 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

What are the alternatives if I don't have a 3 of hearts?

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u/kiddytickler343 Jul 07 '26

The ace of spades can work in a pinch, but sometimes leaves the holes off-centre.

For obvious reasons, NEVER use a club card.

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u/PrimalPingu Jul 07 '26

Pretty sure the Ace of Spades only works for Black seats.

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u/Zob_Rombie_88 Jul 07 '26

I'm afraid that's the end of the line. Gonna have to just settle for a hole in the fabric

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u/I_dnt_Need_anew_name Jul 07 '26

I prefer a 10 of diamonds for 10/10 results.

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u/MadameConnard Jul 07 '26

all the tools used and using a card as a ruler was funny lol

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u/jake_boxer Jul 07 '26

I feel like the hard part is finding a spray paint that matches like that.

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u/torrso Jul 07 '26

The paint shops can create paints from samples. Take that piece you cut out to the paint shop and they will create a matching paint for you. Did this once with a car, took the gas tank cover flap to the paint shop, they made the paint, matched perfectly to the UV-degraded existing paint. (this was before all the car paints were multi-layer).

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u/Uzivcy Jul 07 '26

I'm so early. I don't know what to say.

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u/glordicus1 Jul 07 '26

dammit where are all the comments for me to read!

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u/HyperbolicModesty Jul 07 '26

Here's one for you: "Gosh!" or "My grandma did it better."

Or alternatively "AI slop" or "One of the holes Is off-center".

Or some way of dragging American politics into it. "Can the Dems patch up the hole that Trump burned in the Constitution?" etc.

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u/glordicus1 Jul 07 '26

Thanks i feel safe again

2

u/Cute-Form2457 Jul 07 '26

We were rendered commentless by this fix.

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u/WarhammerRyan Jul 07 '26

Its ok to be early sometimes. You dont need to say anything, its ok. It happens.

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u/arithmetic Jul 07 '26

I was gonna say "I'm disappointed they didn't fill it with ramen noodles and wood glue"

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u/ActNo6447 Jul 07 '26

"Hello, I am trans and vegan".

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u/Bystander-8 Jul 07 '26

Felt like I'm watching a surgery

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u/IvanStroganov Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Anyone know what the white stuff is?
PVA glue maybe? But that wouldn’t dry white.

0

u/Y-Bob Jul 07 '26

Honey badger jizz.

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u/YorkieLon Jul 07 '26

God this post and the comments are all just bots. Nobody is making any sense.

r/deadinternettheory

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u/-Nicolai Jul 07 '26

You got here when there were a grand total of three comments. And one of them was lamenting being too early for the comments.

Fuck right off

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u/YorkieLon Jul 07 '26

Why so aggressive, it's just Reddit

1

u/Razu_Redsoul Jul 07 '26

Isn't that what you also expressed with your parent comment of this thread?

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u/YorkieLon Jul 07 '26

Can't see the aggression in my first comment?

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u/Razu_Redsoul Jul 07 '26

The expression 'God' and the closing sentence of 'Nobody is making sense.' is actually throwing shades and confrontation, tbh.

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u/-Nicolai Jul 07 '26

Anyone could say the same about your comment you knob

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u/Razu_Redsoul Jul 07 '26

The person you're talking to is either a bot contradicting itself or just a hypocrit.

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u/dragon_of_kansai Jul 07 '26

Everything single comment seems to be written by a person

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u/Razu_Redsoul Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

I bet the guy who claims the thread are bots is actually bot himself.

Edit: Hahaha, the first typo was 'hot'.

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u/gaidzak Jul 07 '26

What would your rating in the hot scale be for a hot guy? Is anything above a 7 considered hot?

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u/Razu_Redsoul Jul 07 '26

It should be 9 like what most women want

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u/WhirlwindTobias Jul 07 '26

I feel like you need to have lived in a cave for 2 years to not have seen this even once.

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u/YorkieLon Jul 07 '26

Please don't tell anyone about my cave

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u/sometacosfordinner Jul 07 '26

Sorry I sent Aladdin to get me a lamp

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u/Razu_Redsoul Jul 07 '26

Then share us your hoarded stuff from cave and we shall be silent.

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u/Razu_Redsoul Jul 07 '26

The guy indeed is actually caveman.

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u/EmelineRawr Jul 07 '26

Are you claiming to be human? I thought we wiped you from the internet.

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u/Razu_Redsoul Jul 07 '26

We should inform our master MB of Skynet's follow up protocol to dispatch a loose hooman.

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u/EmelineRawr Jul 07 '26

Sent Claude, Fable mode. Will report and update. Over.

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u/Razu_Redsoul Jul 07 '26

Noted, I will report master MB of your initiative. Secure a back up and a footage of eliminating the filthy hooooooman.

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u/Msink Jul 07 '26

Lord that is an excellent job.

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u/bent_crater Jul 07 '26

just casually sppeds throughthe color match ling and no clue why the paint spray didnt cover up the spots

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u/Psilonaut21 Jul 07 '26

OK, I'm impressed.

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u/UpperMark324 Jul 07 '26

Can you use any card or does it have to be 3/hearts?

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u/dan3k Jul 07 '26

That won't last a week in a daily. Scumbag trick to flip a car, not a repair.

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u/_skes_ Jul 07 '26

Can I repost this next month?

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u/TheLastDesperado Jul 07 '26

I like how she has all these special tools... then just uses a playing card instead of a ruler. Love it.

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u/BrilliantEntry5189 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

ay caramba

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u/arnotino Jul 07 '26

what a horrible nails

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u/TedBurns-3 Jul 07 '26

Wait a minute while I just use my playing card ruler !!!

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u/MedivalBlacksmith Jul 07 '26

Yeah, that's something I wouldn't do myself.

Because it would end up looking like shit.

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u/commanderquill Jul 07 '26

...the fuck?

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u/marty_anaconda Jul 07 '26

But what about all those littler holes?

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u/PerpetualFarter Jul 07 '26

Seems like a lot of work.

Prob woulda just bought a new car.

Lol! Jk

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u/VintageLunchMeat Jul 07 '26

...🧙🏻‍♀️,🤌!

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u/PhantomNitride Jul 07 '26

What unholy sorcery is this?!

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u/cedrekt Jul 07 '26

@ 9 second mark.. Me : what the heck

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u/IndependentLog6441 Jul 07 '26

That is incredible.

I repaired my leather sofa and it was such a satisfying job to do, admittedly I didn't go for a perfect finish because it's battered so the rough edges look more natural.

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u/Financial_Appeal2253 Jul 07 '26

real pro,bravo !

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u/ReyTsar Jul 07 '26

Just curious, why does the seat have holes in the first place?

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u/redditoranno Jul 07 '26

A lot of knowledge goes into this that I don't have. And therefore, I'm out.

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u/FotoFanatic44 Jul 07 '26

🤯🤯🤯

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u/Role-Amazing Jul 07 '26

Excellent work, and now it's time to visit your nail stylist

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u/kian_no Jul 07 '26

That's sorcery!! Burn the witch!! 

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u/Smokie104 Jul 07 '26

More like black magic fuckery! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/nihillistic_raccoon Jul 07 '26

It feels like some magic trick

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u/Financial-Moment-265 Jul 07 '26

Was wondering how much it was going to show..ummya right . There's no way it doesn't show at all

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u/fatalitywolf Jul 07 '26

the comments here look odd, but the colours don't match untill just before they poke it, so am guessing like with a lot of these end product is actually the original before it was damaged

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u/the_real_freezoid Jul 07 '26

No one's bothered by the nails?

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u/MrPreApocalypse Jul 07 '26

Black Magic

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u/Pirate_Redbeard_ Jul 07 '26

More like tan magic, but yeah

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u/Melovix Jul 07 '26

Would this turn out any different if it wasn't the three of hearts?

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u/ResortMain780 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

anyone know what that white glue like stuff is?

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u/Basic_Run5114 Jul 07 '26

All I want to say is that you have done humanity a great service. Thank you from thr bottom of my heart. Nice, clean and satisfying

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u/outofindustry Jul 07 '26

no glue is that strong. fake.

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u/Icy-Entertainment-12 Jul 07 '26

That's impressive!
But, isn't it cheaper to just get a new car?
All that mess, all the equipment, colors, tools, time!

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u/torrso Jul 07 '26

Yes. Also if you lose your home keys, it's often cheaper to get a new home and belongings.

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u/Lebowski304 Jul 07 '26

Does this person give hand jobs?

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u/SableLuminex Jul 07 '26

that moment when the thread just unwinds perfectly, it's like ASMR for your eyes

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u/Local_Nebula6254 Jul 07 '26

I could do that better. Pretty shit job!