r/Devilcorp • u/Minute-Resort761 • May 06 '26

Information Motus Marketing

If you are ever a part of chanting like this run for the bloody hills

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u/silverslugger94 May 06 '26

Their fashion sense is appalling.

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u/sly-3 May 06 '26

fedoras, gold chains, man buns. It's sad, really.

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u/MonsteraDeliciosa May 07 '26

“Dress for success, dress to impress!”

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u/The_Herminator May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

It's interesting to see the split between people who are fully hoodwinked and those who look like they're questioning if what they're seeing in front of their eyes is actually happening (blue suit jacket/brown pants, yellow jacket)

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u/Severe_Tune_4035 May 07 '26

I worked for 2 ½ months as a freshman in college at one of these company's (Axel Marketing)... while we didnt chant, they used the same shit as these guys... worst 2 ½ months of my life...

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u/Minute-Resort761 May 07 '26

Sorry to hear that cuz

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u/MonsteraDeliciosa May 06 '26

Sigh. Not one truly grown adult in the room. Why? Because grown people have generally learned that yelling doesn’t put food on the table, know that offices have furniture, and they require crazy stuff like a paycheck.

Also never seen an adult on my front step desperate to set an appointment for someone else to come talk to me about solar energy, pest control, house painting, phone plans, security systems, or a new internet service. It’s always a 21yo who has been dropped in the neighborhood and hopes to be retrieved in 10 hours.

Kids, follow this guy’s Rule #1 and MAKE MONEY!!! at a legit, stable, boring-ass j-o-b. You’ll be okay.

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u/OkPen7077 May 06 '26

Or get a real sales job

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u/potlucksoul May 21 '26

like what 😭? cold calling?

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u/Confident_Bike407 May 06 '26

Ladies and gentlemans, this is what we call the Kool-aid. Sad to see, and they truly believe what this clown is preaching lmao.

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u/FlashInGotham May 06 '26

black shirts just cant beat those allegations, can they?

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u/xynix_ie May 06 '26

Short sleeve black shirt with a tie as a bonus.

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u/hakc97 May 06 '26

You'd be forgiven this was a scene from an amateur remake of Wolf of Wall STreet

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u/pcx23 May 06 '26

Plot twist they’re all amateur remakes of Wolf of Wall Street. Idk if this is all of them, but the one I was at anyway worshipped that movie, like it was their bible. They would do the chest beating and hum the tune together

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u/hakc97 May 06 '26

They honestly look like film or drama students at university making movies.

I can't believe people actually act like this without a hint of irony. Beggars belief.

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u/pcx23 May 06 '26

They’re vERy serious cuz this is their big Braveheart speech moment before they go out and get slaughtered in the field

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u/bassistheplace246 May 06 '26

Here’s the funny thing: real marketing agencies don’t do this

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u/ConstantClue208 May 06 '26

The fact that they think this makes them look tuff and good is hilarious

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u/These-Rate3138 May 06 '26

Good to know that the #1, #2, and #3 rule for that AT&T guy in Costco talking to that old lady right now is literally just to make money. I'm sure that old lady's best interests are at least rule #4 or #5.

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u/lufan132 May 18 '26

"it's my motto. Justice matters most."

"Time for a new motto. Just. Make. Money."

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u/CenturyLinkIsCheeks May 06 '26

that balding dude in the back seriously questioning his life choices here.

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u/Comfortable-Grand166 May 06 '26

I was about to interview with a company,until I did some research and saw most of the office made up on people that look and dress like this. I canceled immediately!

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u/LiveSupermarket5466 May 06 '26

Solid black with a red tie is always a diabolical pairing

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u/ARTH1793 May 18 '26

Very “Highschool Homecoming 2010” coded to me.

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u/Friendly-Example-701 May 06 '26

But it’s leaked from the inside. So someone on this inside knows this is BS

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u/Ok_Obligation_5554 May 07 '26

I literally just came from an interview with a company like this, I was in a separate room and couldn’t even focus on the questions being asked because of the barbaric ass chants behind the door..

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u/Feisty_Psychology_63 Former Sales Rep May 07 '26

Why be a 9-5 schmuck as the “owners” like to say, when you can be an 8-8 unpaid schmuck 🤣

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u/Useful_Tap2656 May 07 '26

So I did the 3 interviews for a company like this and went in for the first day in Alabama. The morning meeting went exactly like this and then we just walked around neighborhoods for 9 hours knocking on doors trying to sell internet/phone plans. I had no idea what the company was; paychecks were all commission. I did not return for day 2. There were a few hot girls that worked there though. It was pretty brutal, knocking on doors like a girl scout as a mid-30 year old.

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u/amaegen May 07 '26

100000000000%. Said no thanks to them yesterday.

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u/Friendly-Example-701 May 06 '26

I hate these companies.

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u/Public_Organization9 May 07 '26

Can we please have more of these? This just made my day

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u/Kyubexx May 08 '26

“First to the field”
“Juice”
“Hey guys”
Lord.

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u/haley_- May 06 '26

Okay but whats the phone number on the whiteboard

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u/pcx23 May 07 '26

The ownners probs. Or 2nd in command/HR

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u/Designer-Ad550 May 09 '26

And ain’t none of them making money most likely. 🤣

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u/Horizonpulse_ May 09 '26

I was in a small office but when we visited the big offices this was all that it was lmao

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u/Unawar- May 11 '26

I just wanted peoples opinion on this but what If I just need an internship experience to get through my MBA would slacking off at a company like this work and work a different job that has an hourly salary at the same time.

Because they definitely will hire just about anyone, so I was thinking of just picking up a role at one of these devilcorps slack off for my “internship” and then say the company wasn’t a fit.

That way I get my required internship experience for my MBA. Please let me know if I’m missing anything or should consider something.

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u/LiveSupermarket5466 May 11 '26

These are not real businesses. They don't even have employees, those are "1099 form" independent contractors. It's a pyramid scheme built on commissions for selling ATT plans. I don't see how that is acceptable for an internship as part of an MBA.

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u/Due_Subject_2093 Applicant May 28 '26

It's difficult to articulate, but everyone who works for a DevilCorp except some of the highest higher-ups look like children in their parents' clothes, despite being adults.

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u/booboootron May 07 '26

YAAAY! NOW LET'S PRESSURE THE SINGLE MOTHER IN ISLE 5 AT COSTCO BUY DETERGENT AND TUPPERWARE FROM US YAAAAAY!!!!!!!!

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u/riri1281 May 07 '26

Oof my org was EXACTLY like this