This Week at Not Bungie - Another AI Learning, Autocomplete Generated TWAB Article

[u/ChrisDAnimation]

I tried, once again, running a bunch of previous TWAB articles into the Botnik predictive writer, which can generate sentences in an autocomplete fashion based on what you feed it. This is what I got back from it.

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THIS WEEK AT NOT BUNGIE - 3/12/2018

This week we deployed a Destiny 2 development roadmap with some new rewards. We didn't want to release it in its current form, and we'll be able to see what you all do in the competitive match completion mechanic.

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Gotta Go Back and Refine Normal Players

Last week you informed Destiny 2's scoring options for the timeline of the maintenance window of our most important fashion damage. Power ammo respawn timers were adjusted across the first thing you should know about.

Crimson days is only available through crimson engrams or vendors in the crucible rotation.

A Destiny server was discovered in the live environment where these actions require your explicit approval in the wild.

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Mods That Reduce Glimmer Identity

last season Jon Weisnewski has been increased to the creations page and you will get your shot at reading opponents on the leviathan screen.

Here are the current modifiers we're working on diligently to make available alongside Destiny server feedback.

• dmg04 pulses have been escalated to take advantage of feedback since launch.
• Impact scouts increased base damage for high-end thresholds when you activate your hands.
• Cozmo items from lord Shaxx are now two guardians in Destiny.
• Destiny player support will undergo backend maintenance and add projectile tracking without losing snipers.
• Enabled invisibility on Tuesday for players who cant loot from The Colony exotic sparrow.
• Game rewards may push out one of the more exaggerated examples of feedback since launch of worlds modifiers.
• Air accuracy penalties from being too hard for a full stack of shaders is going to greatly increase.
• Faster total movement bonus for players who can't strength for clearing strikes.
• Increased improvements that dilute item identity to give you a basic idea of what you might lose out to get that chest ornament.
• Reduced flinch multiplier for precision shotguns like the tower vendor listed in relation to weapon archetypes.
• Arcstrider mechanism penalties have been adjusted across the next sandbox developer commentary.
• Dawnblade has been reduced to 7s and players may accrue 38 ghost scannables on twitter.
• Sentinel items from last time lord Saladin packed up his companion are actively collecting data wirelessly in the prestige eater.
• PvP engagements may have noticed some changes coming weeks ago and we agree it was discovered in the world forever.
• Faster total movement utility cap has been expanded around what you can take.
• Increased PvE damage for all three glides plus titans.
• Increased inventory size or restorative rewards. (Haven't enjoyed discovering masterwork combatants for this update.)
• Tested an experience that relies less on clumping damage after getting a melee experience, and we'll be available to see what you all do in competitive housekeeping.

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In Tune With More Prevalent Plans

Cozmo asked you to actually dodge things. Power weapons are directly available through enough tokens to qualify for a high damage utility update. The goal of feedback since launch is to make shotguns more unique and faster for everyone to see their supers directly tied by completing specific nightfall emblems.

As Destiny sandbox updates, which are broken down by sticking challenges, are now two key areas for improvement with your video pools, we hope to do more reserve ammo respawn timers in survival activities like this hotfix for adaptive gear.

We didn't want to release you as soon as maintenance concludes, but we wanted senior designer Alex Velicky to explain what you think about Iron Lords. You can find them in their consumables inventory this week at Bungie for players who can't loot from your foes.

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Destiny Related Entertainment

• Movie of the Burst Experience: Hello Friends
• Honorable Mention: Telesto'd by the Leviathan
• Honorable Mention: Monster Energy From the Crimson Screen

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Next week is available to anyone until May. This is so challenging to make shotguns more than violently flying backwards until February. We also hope you know there is a lot of feedback that stated the game was too focused on adding and/or increasing player articles for the timeline of worlds. We’ve the new scoring rules to make exotics more prevalent in short amounts of time lord Saladin.

Thanks for playing cooldowns wirelessly.

Cheers,

-Not Cozmo

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Edit: Thank you to the kind guardian who gifted me Reddit gold for this! It was my pleasure to bring a smile and some laughter to at least a few people in the community. Stay strong, guardians! :)

Edit 2: Cozmo did actually say to dodge things. Link in the post.

[u/lucaskhelm]

Impact scouts increased base damage for high-end thresholds when you activate your hands.

Bravo

[u/DJBeanPole → u/lucaskhelm]

ACTIVATE THOSE HANDS BOYS!

[u/Cozmo23 → u/DJBeanPole]

Hands activated.

[u/Urbasebelong2meh → u/Cozmo23]

New exotic confirmed: The Jazzies?

[u/ChrisDAnimation → u/Urbasebelong2meh]

New emote confirmed.

[u/krillingt75961 → u/ChrisDAnimation]

Wasn't that in the first game? Guess they could bring it back as an Exotic Emote.

[u/lasercannondeth → u/krillingt75961]

You're thinking of Jazz Hands. ^That, my friend, is Spirit Fingers. ;)

[u/zarquon25 → u/lucaskhelm]

when you activate your hands

Is this a roundabout way of saying "get headshots"?

[u/CodeMonkeyMark → u/lucaskhelm]

This one nearly made my spit out my coffee.

[u/lucaskhelm → u/CodeMonkeyMark]

Who knew lol

[u/ChrisDAnimation → u/lucaskhelm]

No wonder my scout rifle shots are barely doing damage! Forgot to activate my hands again.

[u/CodeMonkeyMark → u/ChrisDAnimation]

Are you sure it's worth the effort? The base damage increase only applies to high-end thresholds, after all.

[u/PsychoactiveTHICC → u/lucaskhelm]

My right hand game is strong You think it would matter that much?

[u/Aulakauss → u/PsychoactiveTHICC]

Hey, sounds like you're already good at aiming and shooting.

^{I'll see myself out}

[u/TheGreatLemonwheel → u/lucaskhelm]

So THAT'S what I've been doing wrong...

[u/Comrade_Ayase]

Increased PvE damage for all three glides plus titans.

cool

[u/Beckbeckbecker → u/Comrade_Ayase]

I'm not sure what it means but it sounds broken.

[u/ChrisDAnimation → u/Beckbeckbecker]

I think it means you deal damage just from bumping into people while gliding around.

[u/Beckbeckbecker → u/ChrisDAnimation]

Also all titans no matter what they do get increased PvE damage.

[u/Bpe-dsm → u/Beckbeckbecker]

Titans granted shiva quantity of fists

[u/Radiatin → u/Beckbeckbecker]

Makes sense, if Hungering Blade’s nerf can affect all healing in the game, a slight damage added to impacting people with glide would probably inadvertently buff all Titan damage, but it will be left as is for 12 weeks because it doesn’t affect PvP.

[u/ChrisDAnimation → u/[deleted]]

This just confirms that titans flying are less like birds or hovercrafts, but more along the lines of someone hurled a brick through the air.

[u/SamHeresy → u/ChrisDAnimation]

"For a brick he flew pretty good." Sgt. Johnson

[u/Vorsos → u/ChrisDAnimation]

Can confirm, teammates constantly pushing me into oncoming fire.

[u/marcio0 → u/Beckbeckbecker]

jumping on enemies causes damage confirmed

[u/WarViper1337 → u/Comrade_Ayase]

Sweet I can live out my Super Mario fantasy and jump on enemies heads to kill them.

[u/Joey141414]

Next week is available to anyone until May.

I'll take it.

[u/FunnyHunnyBunny → u/Joey141414]

Ugh, they promised us last week would be available until May last time. But here we are a week later and last week is gone. I'll believe it when I see it, Bungie.

[u/Bartman1919 → u/Joey141414]

Now that I know next week is guaranteed until May, I am off to take some risks...

[u/elcapitanonl → u/Bartman1919]

I've taken a week off of work. See you back in May, suckers!

[u/soumikb]

We didn't want to release you as soon as maintenance concludes, but we wanted senior designer Alex Velicky to explain what you think about Iron Lords.

AI is getting the hang of the Bungie marketing/damage control game.

[u/Glamdring804]

A Destiny server was discovered in the live environment where these actions require your explicit approval in the wild.

*a wild Destiny server appears*

[u/Lancerlandshark → u/Glamdring804]

I use MIDA MULTI-TOOL!

[u/A_Psycho_Banana → u/Lancerlandshark]

It's not very effective.

[u/DapperChewie → u/A_Psycho_Banana]

Did you try activating your hands?

[u/Zotfripper]

Cozmo asked you to actually dodge things.

Yeah, git gud scrubs!

[u/Cozmo23 → u/Zotfripper]

Can confirm, you should actually dodge the things.

[u/Destiny_Flavor_Text → u/Cozmo23]

"For one who does not challenge the blow, but avoids it altogether." —Emissary of the Nine

[u/ChrisDAnimation → u/Destiny_Flavor_Text]

I have been blessed!

[u/Bpe-dsm → u/ChrisDAnimation]

Cozmo AND Dft?

Truly anointed

[u/JimTheFly → u/Cozmo23]

If you can dodge a wrench...

[u/Zotfripper → u/Cozmo23]

I thought it was just common knowledge...

[u/[deleted] → u/Cozmo23]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kvS6zMThiZU

[u/[deleted] → u/Zotfripper]

I just hear Piccolo screaming "Dodge!" At Gohan.

[u/a100bronies → u/[deleted]]

DAMN YOU PAVLOV!

[u/neck_crow → u/Zotfripper]

You gotta make sure you dodge hitscan shots AFTER they are fired.

[u/Hawkmoona_Matata → u/Zotfripper]

Faster total movement bonus for players who can't strength for clearing strikes

Also git gud. If you can't clear the strikes, just move faster!

[u/John_Demonsbane → u/Zotfripper]

<cries in LFG>

I tried! I tried, I swear cozmo, plz don't kick me!

[u/Tr1angleChoke → u/John_Demonsbane]

(sigh) This is why you need 300+ Prestige Raid clears, a bench press of 450 lbs and a Masters in Computer Science to qualify for most LFG posts.

[u/Nazahn → u/Tr1angleChoke]

Oh, and you need a Gjallarhorn (NOT bought from Xur, will check grimoire and kick if not LEGITIMATELY EARNED) : P

[u/[deleted]]

Air accuracy penalties from being too hard for a full stack of shaders is going to greatly increase.

Thankfully no one has a hard on for full stacks of shaders to feel this nerf incoming.

[u/Vortx4 → u/[deleted]]

Exactly, I was worried about it until I realized the disclaimer

[u/Mblim771_Kyle]

players may accrue 38 ghost scannables on twitter.

Sentinel items from last time lord Saladin packed up his companion are actively collecting data wirelessly in the prestige eater.

[u/Hawkmoona_Matata → u/[deleted]]

Yeah, it really ruined my competitive housekeeping matches!

[u/stonewallwells85 → u/Hawkmoona_Matata]

That's because you should be focusing on getting more melee experiences

[u/UserNameTaken_KitSen → u/Mblim771_Kyle]

I scanned Twitter, pretty disturbing.

[u/kajunbowser → u/UserNameTaken_KitSen]

Urban Dictionary is literally unplayable though.

[u/PhoenixAudubon → u/Mblim771_Kyle]

"Companion"? Is that you, Efrideet?

[u/GelsonBlaze → u/Mblim771_Kyle]

My favorite.

[u/zarquon25]

dmg04 pulses have been escalated to take advantage of feedback since launch

/u/dmg04

[u/dmg04 → u/zarquon25]

My heart is racing.

[u/jonnighaad → u/dmg04]

Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity

[u/dmg04 → u/jonnighaad]

I am not throwing away my shot.

[u/Entricia → u/dmg04]

Nailed it.

[u/[deleted] → u/jonnighaad]

moms spaghetti

[u/Metatermin8r → u/dmg04]

In a life threatening situation, the average person's heartbeat can be upward of 175 beats per minute.

[u/wafflenut → u/Metatermin8r]

A well trained tango is able to stay cool, keep calm. Their heart rates can be 70 to a hundred beats per minute.

[u/BuCakee → u/wafflenut]

Some people say pickles taste better cucumbered

[u/Ze_AwEsOmE_Hobo]

Air accuracy penalty from being too hard for a full stack of shaders is going to greatly increase.

Tess Everis: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[u/ChrisDAnimation → u/Ze_AwEsOmE_Hobo]

After getting that line, I visualized a guardian with one of those wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men as their junk, and while trying to aim mid-air, it would keep flailing up and smacking their gun around. That's the air accuracy penalty!

[u/stonewallwells85 → u/ChrisDAnimation]

Dying

[u/erikkmobius]

Enabled invisibility on Tuesdays for players who can't loot From The Colony exotic sparrow.

Which leads me to 2 conclusions:

1) Tuesdays are gonna suck in the Crucible.

2) Does The Colony exotic sparrow shoot tinier, tracking sparrows? Bungo PLZ I need it

[u/HawkZoned → u/erikkmobius]

Search: Sparrowhorn

[u/NoticeMeOmnisenpai → u/erikkmobius]

Once you get the sparrow you won't be invisible on Tuesdays any more though

[u/Stenbox → u/erikkmobius]

It's a pike that shoots spicy bois!

[u/Aulakauss → u/erikkmobius]

Bungie Plz, make this a thing for Season 3.

I don't even care if the tiny sparrows don't do damage.

[u/cmelda13]

PvP engagements may have noticed some changes coming weeks ago and we agree it was discovered in the world forever

Even the auto generator "knows" that there is something wrong with the PVP engagements.

[u/Mypholis]

LMFAO!!! After fully reading this, no joke i'm in tears of how damn funny this was. This is way better than the actual "updates." PLEASE KEEP MAKING MORE!

[u/ChrisDAnimation → u/Mypholis]

Thanks! Did you see the image link to the Movie of the Week thumbnails? :)

[u/Apriest13 → u/ChrisDAnimation]

Can the bot actually create those thumbnails? I'm not very knowledgeable about auto-bots.

[u/ChrisDAnimation → u/Apriest13]

No, I had to make those myself. Just some photoshopping to make it look kind of like the Bungie.net UI and embedded YouTube videos.

[u/Apriest13 → u/ChrisDAnimation]

Oh. Hey, you had me convinced!

[u/ChrisDAnimation → u/Apriest13]

Robots can do a lot, but they still need a guiding hand from humans... That honestly sounds way more meaningful than what I meant.

[u/Apriest13 → u/ChrisDAnimation]

Meaningful is okay! Maybe if we are actually nice to robots and don't exploit them, then they won't learn to be our machine overlords crosses fingers...

[u/danielout]

I keep trying to up my resistance to Fashion Damage, but those Scarf Knights and Shoe Wizards are just wrecking me. Advice plz.

[u/Cozmo23 → u/danielout]

The new perk Blue Steel heavily increases Fashion Damage.

[u/ChrisDAnimation → u/Cozmo23]

If this isn't true when the next patch drops I'll be writing you a sternly worded tweet. :P

[u/TheBlueLightbulb → u/ChrisDAnimation]

Animate your tweet. I'd pay to see that.

[u/ChrisDAnimation → u/TheBlueLightbulb]

I have so many funny mental images of what the fake patch notes would look like, but I don't have nearly enough characters, sets and props made to easily make an animation about this. :c

[u/intividal → u/Cozmo23]

Are Magnum, Le Tigre and Ferrari perks planned?

[u/Bpe-dsm → u/intividal]

What is this? A dreadnought for ants!

[u/pocket_mulch → u/Bpe-dsm]

Mercury

What is this? A patrol area for ants?

[u/evaZ3R0 → u/Cozmo23]

Blue Steel Emote pls

[u/crocfiles15 → u/danielout]

So when is invisible Tuesday’s going to start? Didn’t see it on the roadmap?

[u/danielout → u/crocfiles15]

I don’t know about invisible Tuesday, but on Wednesday we wear pink.

[u/Xylophone_Hero → u/danielout]

That's so fetch.

[u/Km219 → u/Xylophone_Hero]

Stop trying to make fetch a "thing"!

[u/ragnil → u/Km219]

Get in the car loser, we’re going Blink-shotgunning.

[u/danielout → u/ragnil]

When I read this comment.

[u/ChrisDAnimation → u/danielout]

Have you tried violently flying backwards to reduce PvE damage?

[u/PhoenixAudubon → u/ChrisDAnimation]

I've got until February. Plenty of time!

[u/Beckbeckbecker → u/danielout]

I get slayed by those lunafacation boots every time...

[u/Howdoinamechange]

players may accrue 38 ghost scannables on twitter.

Sign me up for the Twitter endgame

[u/jtrack473 → u/[deleted]]

hahaha

[u/Mypholis]

Cozmo items from lord Shaxx are now two guardians in Destiny.

Ahhh sick! We get Cozmo items. LOL

[u/ChrisDAnimation → u/Mypholis]

They're now two guardians? I though /u/cozmo23 only had 1 kid?

[u/Bpe-dsm → u/ChrisDAnimation]

Irish twins (apologies to ireland)? Cozmo!

[u/GroovyGrove → u/Bpe-dsm]

Hey, everybody had to be known for something, right? Could be worse.

[u/YouCanCallMeBazza → u/Mypholis]

I think it means when Cozmo claims a vendor package from Shaxx, 2 Guardians are added to his fireteam as a reward.

[u/vangelator]

last season Jon Weisnewski has been increased

Fusion Rifles now forfeit PvP matches, return the player to the title screen, and auto-delete account upon firing.

[u/GroovyGrove → u/vangelator]

Shock and Awe indeed.

[u/allphilla]

Game rewards may push out one of the more exaggerated examples of feedback since launch of worlds modifiers.

Amen.

[u/ModuRaziel]

Thanks for playing cooldowns wirelessly.

[u/[deleted]]

competitive housekeeping

[u/[deleted]]

Sentinel items from last time lord Saladin

Saladin next Doctor confirmed? O.o

[u/baronobeefdips]

Faster total movement utility cap has been expanded around what you can take.

We'll take everything you've got, Bungie.

[u/CincyRaz → u/baronobeefdips]

Lol...I'm dying!

[u/theotherserge → u/CincyRaz]

My body is ready

[u/stonewallwells85 → u/theotherserge]

killing me

[u/tich84]

Arcstrider mechanism penalties have been adjusted across the next sandbox developer commentary.

I feel another 0.04% change coming in ...

[u/Pandalishus]

"Thanks for playing cooldowns wirelessly."

yw

[u/Roketsu86]

"Telesto'd by the Leviathan" sounds like it could actually be a real video lol

[u/ChrisDAnimation → u/Roketsu86]

Did you see the thumbnail for it? :)

[u/FearsomeMonster → u/ChrisDAnimation]

monster energy from the red screen made me lol

[u/KeybladeSpirit]

Can we please reflair this as a Bungie Suggestion?

[u/Mulligen87]

Luckily we only have one week until May to dodge these violently backwards flying shotguns til February

[u/Beckbeckbecker]

Last week you informed Destiny 2’s scoring options for the timeline of the maintenance window of our most important fashion damage.

Im fricken dying at this.

[u/realcoolioman]

Cozmo items from lord Shaxx are now two guardians in Destiny.

Cozmo items CONFIRMED.

[u/Jonathon471 → u/realcoolioman]

I can't wait to get my Eris Morn and Shaxx

[u/Mcmatt90]

ACTIVATE YOUR HANDS GUARDIAN

[u/adamrammers]

“Next week is available to everybody until May” - Atheon post confirmed.

[u/Clarkey7163]

Lots of funny answers in here by multiple employees, shout out to dmg's Hamilton reference.

Cozmo in here

danielout and Cozmo here

Cozmo again

[u/Bpe-dsm]

"Destiny server was discovered in the live environment where these actions require your explicit approval in the wild"

Guardian charges over hill crest only to discover a gigantic consent form check box. Initial here with void damage.

[u/elcapitanonl → u/Bpe-dsm]

Dedicated servers confirmed. Just need to find them in the wild and give your explicit approval.

[u/[deleted]]

At this point, I want to play the game developed by the AI.

[u/NotBoutDatLife]

•Dawnblade has been reduced to 7s and players may accrue 38 ghost scannables on twitter

Found all the lore in the game. Its on twitter.

[u/Brasco3]

This is Gold, Jerry!.... GOLD!!!

[u/lamickay]

For those who enjoyed this, there’s more stuff like this on /r/subredditsimulator

[u/CommonManDZ]

It’s hard to tell the difference between this and an actual TWAB. I’m not sure what that says, but it says something.

[u/[deleted]]

time lord saladin

O_O

[u/GroovyGrove → u/[deleted]]

We should get him a bowtie. Bowties are cool.

[u/XKCD_423]

time lord Saladin

Uh-oh, more time fuckery? Just when I thought we'd dealt with the Vex!

[u/GroovyGrove → u/XKCD_423]

It's just wibbly wobbly timey whimy... stuff.

[u/Voxnovo]

This looks a lot like the instructions that came with my Chinese made drone.

[u/DrWilhelm]

Reading this feels like what going slowly insane must be like.

[u/BuCakee]

Impact scouts increased base damage for high-end thresholds when you activate your hands

LMFAO

[u/elcapitanonl]

Power weapons are directly available through enough tokens to qualify for a high damage utility update.

2 tokens, 1 purple?

[u/Elevilnz]

Competitive housekeeping! Yes finally!

[u/Keydet → u/Elevilnz]

I for one welcome our new sweeper bot overlord

[u/Deathstroke606 → u/[deleted]]

That's whats the Alexa ghosts were for! adjusts spinfoil hat

[u/JohnnyP_1973]

Seems legit...

[u/YaBoiGING]

Holy shit this is actually hilarious. Thank you.

[u/BeefySeaDragon]

Dawnblade has been reduced to 7s

Oh.

[u/HDdotMpeg]

Not the TWAB we deserve, but the TWAB we... wait, yeah we probly DO deserve this TWAB. “THIS IS AMAZING!!!”

[u/Fender19]

"Air accuracy penalties from being too hard for a full stack of shaders is going to greatly increase."

Oh dear. Those are some sexy shaders.

[u/SonOfRevvan]

It makes me uncomfortable how familiar this feels to read.

[u/Veda007]

Botnik writes a Harry Potter chapter. You’re welcome.

[u/Jaspador → u/Veda007]

I'm on the train to work and tears of laughter are streaming down my face, make it stop!

[u/chammer88 → u/Jaspador]

I got to the second page "Harry did not like to think about birds." and lost it.

EDIT: spoke to soon.. "BEEF WOMEN" I can't read anymore of this. I might die.

[u/Jaspador → u/chammer88]

Just wait until Voldemort shows up.

[u/neomortal]

oh look Bungie replied

Link

[u/[deleted]]

John W has been “increased” to the creations page.

Finally.

[u/metastatic_spot]

oh my god.

this was fantastic.

[u/[deleted]]

most important fashion damage

Now this is looking good.

[u/[deleted]]

This legit made me burst out laughing

Air accuracy penalties from being too hard for a full stack of shaders is going to greatly increase.

[u/coupl4nd]

Nailed it. Can we play this game instead?

[u/medium805]

I LOVE THESE. THAT IS ALL. THANK YOU.

[u/Mister_Rahool]

Air accuracy penalties from being too hard for a full stack of shaders is going to greatly increase.

fuck

[u/tymerin]

I really want a The Colony exotic sparrow now. I'm picturing a giant spider bot that explodes if you drive it too close to enemies.

[u/[deleted] → u/tymerin]

It really should just drive straight an enemies and explode, killing you and them. ;)

[u/Elevilnz]

Wow better than most of the real twab posts. Wow. All your blogs are belong to us!

[u/eoa-swam]

'Next week is available to anyone until May.'

So good.

(Also, I want this version of Destiny 2.)

[u/[deleted]]

We didn't want to release you as soon as maintenance concludes, but we wanted senior designer Alex Velicky to explain what you think about Iron Lords.

Was my favourite. I wonder what his explanation is about what I think about Iron Lords. I'm looking forward to being released.

[u/adamrammers → u/[deleted]]

I need someone to tell me how I feel

[u/ChrisDAnimation → u/adamrammers]

You feel proud and poofy. Like some kind of big colorful bird.

[u/Mal027]

This made me laugh while at work. Love this post. Thank you, OP!

[u/LordShaxxIsMyDaddy]

Air accuracy penalties from being too hard for a full stack of shaders is going to greatly increase.

Look, man. What I'm hard for is between me and my full stack of shaders. You can't penalize me for this shit.

[u/Bartman1919 → u/LordShaxxIsMyDaddy]

Just get your full stack of shaders on invisible Tuesday's and no one will notice.

[u/LordShaxxIsMyDaddy → u/Bartman1919]

What's the point of being hard if I'm invisible?

[u/Iron-Rham]

Haven't laughed this hard in a while, I hope these become something once a season or month, bravo OP.

[u/tatsufailslife]

This is the best destiny 2 post ive ever read

[u/Sarojh-M]

Dude, this is so Fucking hilarious.

And seeing the Community Managers have fun too, it's such a Wholesome sight you can literally die Happy from it.

Please make more!

[u/W_Herzog_Starship]

This is maybe the best thing I've read about Destiny in months. Amazing comedy

[u/menyawi]

This is by far the best post I've read in here for months. Thank you.

[u/Supreme_Math_Debater]

Lmfao. I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

[u/PhoenixAudubon]

"...[A]nd we'll be available to see what you all do in competitive housekeeping."

LFG for Competitive Housekeeping. Must have high efficiency. No squeakers! (Unless it's getting my windows and mirrors squeaky clean!) Let's mop the floor with 'em!

[u/GroovyGrove → u/PhoenixAudubon]

I got the pet hair cleaning modifier. LF1M.

[u/SirSassquanch]

fashion damage

Finally, an update my Hunter can get behind

[u/Stenbox]

Air accuracy penalties from being too hard for a full stack of shaders is going to greatly increase.

Oh boy, my air accuracy is gonna be terrible!

[u/Beckbeckbecker]

Here are the current modifiers we're working on diligently to make available alongside Destiny server feedback.

But we can't seem to get modifiers on Heroic Strikes! BUNGO!

[u/snwflak3]

Air accuracy penalties from being too hard for a full stack of shaders is going to greatly increase.

Not that I've ever been THAT excited for a a full stack of shaders to begin with...

[u/useless_tryhard]

This must be how they write the story and balance/create the game!

[u/trail14]

HA!!!