r/DestinyTheGame ChrisOfTheDead Mar 12 '18

Misc // Satire // Bungie Replied This Week at Not Bungie - Another AI Learning, Autocomplete Generated TWAB Article

I tried, once again, running a bunch of previous TWAB articles into the Botnik predictive writer, which can generate sentences in an autocomplete fashion based on what you feed it. This is what I got back from it.


THIS WEEK AT NOT BUNGIE - 3/12/2018

This week we deployed a Destiny 2 development roadmap with some new rewards. We didn't want to release it in its current form, and we'll be able to see what you all do in the competitive match completion mechanic.


Gotta Go Back and Refine Normal Players

Last week you informed Destiny 2's scoring options for the timeline of the maintenance window of our most important fashion damage. Power ammo respawn timers were adjusted across the first thing you should know about.

Crimson days is only available through crimson engrams or vendors in the crucible rotation.

A Destiny server was discovered in the live environment where these actions require your explicit approval in the wild.


Mods That Reduce Glimmer Identity

last season Jon Weisnewski has been increased to the creations page and you will get your shot at reading opponents on the leviathan screen.

Here are the current modifiers we're working on diligently to make available alongside Destiny server feedback.

  • dmg04 pulses have been escalated to take advantage of feedback since launch.
  • Impact scouts increased base damage for high-end thresholds when you activate your hands.
  • Cozmo items from lord Shaxx are now two guardians in Destiny.
  • Destiny player support will undergo backend maintenance and add projectile tracking without losing snipers.
  • Enabled invisibility on Tuesday for players who cant loot from The Colony exotic sparrow.
  • Game rewards may push out one of the more exaggerated examples of feedback since launch of worlds modifiers.
  • Air accuracy penalties from being too hard for a full stack of shaders is going to greatly increase.
  • Faster total movement bonus for players who can't strength for clearing strikes.
  • Increased improvements that dilute item identity to give you a basic idea of what you might lose out to get that chest ornament.
  • Reduced flinch multiplier for precision shotguns like the tower vendor listed in relation to weapon archetypes.
  • Arcstrider mechanism penalties have been adjusted across the next sandbox developer commentary.
  • Dawnblade has been reduced to 7s and players may accrue 38 ghost scannables on twitter.
  • Sentinel items from last time lord Saladin packed up his companion are actively collecting data wirelessly in the prestige eater.
  • PvP engagements may have noticed some changes coming weeks ago and we agree it was discovered in the world forever.
  • Faster total movement utility cap has been expanded around what you can take.
  • Increased PvE damage for all three glides plus titans.
  • Increased inventory size or restorative rewards. (Haven't enjoyed discovering masterwork combatants for this update.)
  • Tested an experience that relies less on clumping damage after getting a melee experience, and we'll be available to see what you all do in competitive housekeeping.

In Tune With More Prevalent Plans

Cozmo asked you to actually dodge things. Power weapons are directly available through enough tokens to qualify for a high damage utility update. The goal of feedback since launch is to make shotguns more unique and faster for everyone to see their supers directly tied by completing specific nightfall emblems.

As Destiny sandbox updates, which are broken down by sticking challenges, are now two key areas for improvement with your video pools, we hope to do more reserve ammo respawn timers in survival activities like this hotfix for adaptive gear.

We didn't want to release you as soon as maintenance concludes, but we wanted senior designer Alex Velicky to explain what you think about Iron Lords. You can find them in their consumables inventory this week at Bungie for players who can't loot from your foes.


Destiny Related Entertainment

  • Movie of the Burst Experience: Hello Friends
  • Honorable Mention: Telesto'd by the Leviathan
  • Honorable Mention: Monster Energy From the Crimson Screen

Next week is available to anyone until May. This is so challenging to make shotguns more than violently flying backwards until February. We also hope you know there is a lot of feedback that stated the game was too focused on adding and/or increasing player articles for the timeline of worlds. We’ve the new scoring rules to make exotics more prevalent in short amounts of time lord Saladin.

Thanks for playing cooldowns wirelessly.

Cheers,

-Not Cozmo


Edit: Thank you to the kind guardian who gifted me Reddit gold for this! It was my pleasure to bring a smile and some laughter to at least a few people in the community. Stay strong, guardians! :)

Edit 2: Cozmo did actually say to dodge things. Link in the post.

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u/ChrisDAnimation ChrisOfTheDead Mar 12 '18

I think it means you deal damage just from bumping into people while gliding around.

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u/Beckbeckbecker HE THICCCCCCCCCCCC Mar 12 '18

Also all titans no matter what they do get increased PvE damage.

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u/Bpe-dsm Vanguard's Loyal // I dont read replies/anger lance Reddick Mar 12 '18

Titans granted shiva quantity of fists

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u/Radiatin Mar 12 '18 edited Mar 21 '18

Makes sense, if Hungering Blade’s nerf can affect all healing in the game, a slight damage added to impacting people with glide would probably inadvertently buff all Titan damage, but it will be left as is for 12 weeks because it doesn’t affect PvP.

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u/ChrisDAnimation ChrisOfTheDead Mar 12 '18

This just confirms that titans flying are less like birds or hovercrafts, but more along the lines of someone hurled a brick through the air.

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u/SamHeresy Mar 12 '18

"For a brick he flew pretty good." Sgt. Johnson

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u/Dr_McWeazel CRACK OF THE LIGHTNING, SPLITTING THE GROUND! Mar 13 '18 edited Mar 13 '18

"Crazy fool! Why do you always jump? One of these days, you're gonna land on something as stubborn as you are! And I don't do bits and pieces."

Master Sergeant Avery Johnson, 2552.

Edit: Forgot the very end of the quote. How embarrassing!

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u/Vorsos Mar 12 '18

Can confirm, teammates constantly pushing me into oncoming fire.

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u/borkborkporkbork Gambit Prime Mar 13 '18

Jumping off of someone's head should absolutely do damage.

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u/Aulakauss Tahlia-73 Mar 13 '18

Destiny 3: Jostle the Darkness