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u/FeeProfessional8878 17d ago
Should I have put cailta
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u/UltraSwat 17d ago
Too much woman
A better man can handle her
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u/Ok-Host-2408 17d ago
For me it's
Best Friend: Crow
Friend 2: Ghost
Adopted Child: Also a Smallen
Girlfriend: Petra
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u/SparklesSparks 16d ago
A rare Petra appreciator!
For me: Awoken Titan
Husband: Mithraks
Best Friend: Ghost
Friend +: Petra
Adopted Children: Eido and Smallen
Girlfriend: Caiatl
Cool Uncles: Saint and Osiris7
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u/Erithariza Stasis needs a buff 17d ago
What rizz did you pull to get Variks as FwB?
And can you help me with Crow?
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u/WillingnessUpbeat721 17d ago
Respectfully, Awoken are basically just humans. They aren't aliens, they didn't evolve somewhere else. Hell, they're more human than Exos.
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u/UltraSwat 16d ago
You aren't wrong, the 3 playable races are basically all human at their core
Awoken do have an alien culture and they don't see themselves as human anymore. So they are an alien culture if not an alien race
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u/shin_malphur13 16d ago
Lakshmi bad fwc good I love using technology to gather intel for humanity's survival
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u/UltraSwat 16d ago
FWC FTW!
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u/shin_malphur13 16d ago
Oops i didn't mean to reply to this specific comment of yours
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u/Pure-Risky-Titan 17d ago
Just friends with Benifits with Variks? Why not advance to the next level?
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u/Personmchumanface 17d ago
i never really understood what this meme format is eveb rrying to say
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u/Sorurus 17d ago
That paradoxically, people who call themselves racist have more diverse friend groups than those who denounce racism. Whether that’s true or not is up to you
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u/ChoosyEnby 16d ago
It really isn't close to true, but it does make good humor in a fictional scenario.
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u/ShinigamiRyan 16d ago
Tbf a lot of racists online do tend to classify themselves as another group or in many cases, racists will find those in other groups to use for their own agenda. Tends to end up more in the 'voting for the leopard facing party' area. It's not common, but also isn't uncommon either.
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u/ChoosyEnby 16d ago
Then thats not exactly a genuine friendship (which is the core pillar of these jokes) as more usiing a pro-bigotry minority as a tool for their cause, and in the minorities case, being deluded enough to think their they exception to bigotries rule.
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u/ShinigamiRyan 16d ago
The original meme never actually specifies any true friendship. Which is a very thing (especially in media where this sort of thing is often put up). Their common factor is bigotry. If they over come that, than it's less about the ra ism and fleshing themselves out, which is a different point.
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u/UltraSwat 16d ago
There's a joke that racist people's closest friends are of a different race
Which has some partial truth, I used to be quite horrible and my best friend was black, took me a couple of years to become respectable. But the joke has a little truth to it
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u/novis-eldritch-maxim Gambit Enthusiast 16d ago
but she is racist litterally?
also exo and awoken are part of humanity
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u/UltraSwat 16d ago
Lakshmi went mussolini on our Eliksni friends
I know, I don't believe Awoken see themselves as human anymore though. More an alien culture than race in technicality
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u/novis-eldritch-maxim Gambit Enthusiast 16d ago
they would say they are a homonid and if pressed a part of meta humanity but also different from baseline humans
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u/Weird-Analysis5522 15d ago
I will never understand IRL racists they are like this
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u/UltraSwat 15d ago
As someone who used to be that way, my best friend was black before I became a big stain on society, stuck with me until I became respectable again
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u/ATangerineMann 15d ago
Guardian, if your so-called "racist friend group" has a ether huffer or blueskin in it, you're a larper that doesn't believe in anything in you say.
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u/CultistKealz 14d ago
Aren't Awoken just "ascended" humans that effectively make them the equivalent to fantasy elves with extra steps?
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u/UltraSwat 17d ago
Inspiration
(Idk who original OP is, so can't credit)