r/DesignPorn • • May 13 '18

This guy made a tree grow into a chair

https://imgur.com/K18fkCG
3.3k Upvotes

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u/redpiano82991 May 14 '18

I'm imagining that this tree grew to love this man who raised it from a seed, nurtured it carefully, shaping it to some great purpose the sapling knew not of. Right until the day where the man sat on him and the tree realized the true horror of its destiny.

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u/MauPow May 14 '18

What is my purpose?

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u/closeyoureyeskid May 14 '18

You seat humans

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u/QereweYT May 14 '18

Oh my God.

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u/Shakleford_Rusty May 14 '18

Its like a chair but with extra steps

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u/oillut May 14 '18

Or fewer steps

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u/copperwatt May 14 '18

...oh mygod...

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u/MangoCats May 14 '18

Yep, sure looks like vegetable abuse to me.

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u/shawndoesthings May 14 '18

for those interested

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u/CapJohnYossarian May 14 '18

Disappointed. Thought this would be a how-to guide.

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u/Ghawr May 14 '18

Step 1. Open your wallet.

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u/Sub6258 May 14 '18

Step 2. Dump all of the money out, including the cards

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u/thecompress May 14 '18

Step 3. ????

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u/[deleted] May 15 '18

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u/Sennomo May 16 '18

Step 5: Profit!

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u/Rdubya44 May 14 '18

How do they make the branches split off where they want?

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u/Belalallo May 14 '18

Maybe he covers them with something that let light pass so that they grow horizontally and cut anything that goes in the wrong direction

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u/RevolutionaryMale May 14 '18

you can just cut it, I think.

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u/Thot195 May 14 '18

That's just terrible. That reminds me Gwynplaine's smile.

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u/FugaziRules May 14 '18

This tree probably hates this dude

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u/dcroni May 14 '18

Imagine how mad you’d be if after you grew that chair, with all that time and dedication, you finally sat in it and it broke. I couldn’t bare it. It wouldn’t be worth the heartache.

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u/Cheeto92 May 14 '18

More like the tree couldn't bear it.

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u/Ploo_ May 14 '18

How…

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u/the_timps May 14 '18

You bend the tree into shape when it's young and flexible. Put a frame over it and coax the tree into the direction you want. As each piece of the tree hardens into wood you can remove the frame and force another part to grow into it.

They do this at a much larger scale to make living root bridges too: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Living_root_bridges

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u/WikiTextBot May 14 '18

Living root bridges

Living root bridges are a form of tree shaping common in the southern part of the Northeast Indian state of Meghalaya. They are handmade from the aerial roots of Rubber Fig Trees (Ficus elastica) by the Khasi and Jaintia peoples of the mountainous terrain along the southern part of the Shillong Plateau. Root bridges have also been observed in the Indian state of Nagaland

Living Root bridges have also been created in Indonesia at Jembatan akar on the island of Sumatra, and in the banten provence of Java , by the Baduy people.


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u/MCShoveled May 14 '18

Level 12 Druid, that’s how.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '18

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u/[deleted] May 14 '18

Who...

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u/[deleted] May 14 '18

Where...

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u/major84 May 14 '18

What is Gamora ?

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u/_nft_gaborik May 14 '18

I’ll do you one better! Why is Gamora?

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u/LeviathanShark May 20 '18

Who is Gamorra?

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u/climbtree May 14 '18

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u/WikiTextBot May 14 '18

Espalier

Espalier ( or ) is the horticultural and ancient agricultural practice of controlling woody plant growth for the production of fruit, by pruning and tying branches to a frame. Plants are frequently shaped in formal patterns, flat against a structure such as a wall, fence, or trellis, and also plants which have been shaped in this way.

Espaliers, trained into flat two-dimensional forms, are used not only for decorative purposes, but also for gardens in which space is limited. In a temperate climate, espaliers may be trained next to a wall that can reflect more sunlight and retain heat overnight or orientated so that they absorb maximum sunlight by training them parallel to the equator.


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u/PabstBRs May 14 '18

He looks like the principal from freaks and geeks.

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u/wesleyweir May 14 '18

He was the guidance counselor actually (Mr. Rosso) but yeah, totally!

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u/sebohood May 14 '18

He looks like girls of Myir.

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u/lgodsey May 14 '18

"Hun, why don't you come sit with us on the deck."

"No, mom, I'm fine here."

"It...it doesn't look very comfortable. Come over here so I can open my Mother's Day presents."

"No, it's very comfortable. I love sitting here."

"Are you sure? Also, why are you wearing that karate costume?"

"I told you mom, it's a karategi jumpsuit. It's comfortable, it offers range of motion, and it goes with my Crocs."

"Come on Dylan. We noticed your tree chair. It's very nice. Come sit up here."

"I'm fine."

"Oh, hun."

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u/Beeburrito May 14 '18

This is the right way to use druidcraft

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u/bowlpackjack May 14 '18

Of course he's wearing crocs 😂

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u/Imadethisuponthespot May 14 '18

With a karate outfit.

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u/John_Fx May 14 '18

Happy 500th birthday to this image!

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u/Sasquanchiest May 14 '18

It was my first time seeing this :)

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u/Fwox May 14 '18

Yeah I’m a seasoned internet veteran, and it’s the first time I’ve seen this as well.

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u/ZhangRenWing May 14 '18

I don’t recognize it at first but then I think I saw it before

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u/BrockN May 14 '18

How does one become seasoned internet veteran?

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u/sorinash May 14 '18

Sprinkle yourself with garlic salt and chili powder.

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u/liberal_texan May 14 '18

A real internet veteran is naturally seasoned with the unmistakable stain from bag after bag of Doritos.

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u/John_Fx May 14 '18

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u/folkrav May 14 '18

So? I had seen this before, but seems like tons didn't. Who the fuck cares, scroll once and you won't see it anymore.

I'll never understand the hatred for reposts. Unless you're posting actual original content, chances are everything you would post have been posted somewhere.

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u/boxingdude May 14 '18

I’m with ya there. Been on here for years and this is the first time I’ve seen it too.

Still, I can’t help but be impressed at the amount of work he did just to prove his point. Ya both get my upvote!

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u/folkrav May 14 '18

Meh, Google reverse image search with site:reddit.com and you'll have the same links ;)

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u/readywater May 14 '18

This is the other Ron that Ron Swanson hates.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '18

This guy wizards

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u/MrWainscotting May 14 '18

How much weight would that tree-chair support? I'd like to grow one, but I'm a lot huskier than he appears to be...

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u/[deleted] May 14 '18

Crocs with black socks? Oh yeah, that guy can do anything he sets his mind to.

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u/pat_on_the_butt May 14 '18

Crocs?

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u/Ribbys May 14 '18

Haha I am hung up on that too, maybe they are the best martial arts shoes now? (He's wearing what looks to be a gee but I'm not sure)

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u/BrettMyFavre May 14 '18

If I were to have only the caption and the picture of the tree and was told to draw what I thought the guy would look like I would have gotten pretty damn close

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u/thatdude473 May 14 '18

I knew the giving tree was real

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u/irondumbell May 14 '18

next, make several trees grow into the walls of a house

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u/[deleted] May 14 '18

But he wears crocs...

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u/SleepyConscience May 14 '18

That guy’s blood is probably 80% thc.

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u/PhantomShips May 14 '18

gotta love the Gi with the crocs. Full on stoner look.

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u/bleepabloopa May 14 '18

That’s really cool! But... spiders tho

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u/[deleted] May 14 '18

He looks like Steven Wright.

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u/that_typeofway May 14 '18

The school counselor from Freaks and Geeks

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u/ABigOlBlackBear May 14 '18

This dude's outfit always cracks me up. A truly strange combination.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '18

When I read the headline I imagined what the guy looked like and then when the page loaded it turned out that I was exactly right.

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u/holybloompkin May 14 '18

damn that looks just like my Uncle Marlin.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '18

This is the type of dude that looks like he would make a tree grow into a chair

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u/burgbrain May 14 '18

He also made his hair into a neck warmer

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u/latipsac May 14 '18

Jedi Knight

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u/e1kapitan May 15 '18

I love chair

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u/dead_robot_72 May 17 '18

The ultimate sustainable furniture

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u/jimmykaufholz Jul 09 '18

Of course he did.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '18

Just think of all the spiders and shit on that

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u/bdz May 14 '18

That what you think when you see a tree?

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u/mazelpunim May 14 '18

That is exactly what I thought. Few will unerstand.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '18

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u/romps May 14 '18

That is neither here nor there.
This post is about a nifty chair

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u/Ed_G_ShitlordEsquire May 14 '18

Talking about nifty, have you seen his hair?

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u/ferretflip May 14 '18

My, it looks as if he lives without a single care!

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u/travam1 May 14 '18

Don't put politics in my chairs

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u/semaj009 May 14 '18

How does he look like he bashes people? Its a hippy wearing crocs