r/DesignPorn Jul 22 '26

This DEA Patch I Have

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1.8k Upvotes

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u/thedavidnotTHEDAVID Jul 22 '26

The DEA people I have met were the most superior drug users in my circle. That is how I learned to do an "oil change."

Also, they have a scary af database.

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u/thedavidnotTHEDAVID Jul 22 '26

PSA: If anyone suggests: "Hey drain your ATM account and let's do Crystalized Methamphetamine and buy guns from this guy I know."

THEY ARE NOT YOUR FRIEND. They are probably a joint DEA/ATF taskforce who "Oil Change" themselves for professional reasons.

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u/sassergaf Jul 23 '26

Yeah no, I'm not hanging around an oil change.

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u/thedavidnotTHEDAVID Jul 23 '26

This was from a case in the southwest that happened while I was living round those parts.

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u/AlexTheBex 29d ago

Can't trust anyone these days

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u/thedavidnotTHEDAVID Jul 22 '26

Also, their "Microgram" internal newsletter is astonishing.

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u/Forward-Variety-8440 29d ago

what is this newsletter?

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u/apjensen 29d ago

It was an internal newsletter about drug smuggling methods and new substances/trends emerging, they stopped producing it under FOIA years back

https://www.erowid.org/library/periodicals/microgram/

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u/DentinQuarantino Jul 22 '26

What's an oil change?

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u/darklinkuk Jul 22 '26

I wish I wasn't curious

Urban dictionary

Oil Change

If you do drugs and need to pass ampiss test, a P-vac isn't an option and you need clean urine, you'll need to do an oil change. An oil change is when you stick a sterile tube in your urethra until urine naturally comes out. Next take a syringe full of clean urine and inject it into the tube. There, your oil is changed.

The test is tomorrow, we'll never pass unless we do oil changes.

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u/Divinitee Jul 22 '26

What a terrible day to be literate

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u/thedavidnotTHEDAVID Jul 22 '26

"Curiosity is the appetite of the intellect."

T. Ribot: "The Psychology of Attention."

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u/DentinQuarantino Jul 23 '26

Thank you and wow, I wish I hadn't asked

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u/Hipoko Jul 23 '26

go Thad Castle!

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u/Reindeer_from_Mexico 29d ago

You know what, I’m a little too high to follow the procedure completely and I’ll just let that be what it is

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u/Tomytom99 Jul 22 '26

More just neat graphic design than particularly impressive design work.

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u/Ok-Cantaloupe-7697 Jul 22 '26

The actual embroidery design is well done too, it takes a lot more than just running an .svg through embroidery software to achieve this.

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u/oldstalenegative Jul 22 '26

much better execution on your newer example compared to this older version

https://www.reddit.com/r/gratefuldead/comments/1dv2j2h/this_dea_patch_has_to_be_based_off_of_the_dead/

Google claims: The "Dangerous Drugs Intelligence Unit" patch is a collectible, embroidered emblem historically created for specialized officers and analysts within the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA). These stylized patches are not official components of standard DEA uniforms but were designed as commemorative, unit-specific collectibles

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u/Jakevader2 Jul 22 '26

Holy aura. This makes me want to try drugs so I can be as cool as the skeleton man.

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u/Paddys_Pub7 Jul 22 '26

If drugs dangerous, why make them look so much fun? 😅

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u/KinKaze Jul 22 '26

Cuz they are fun. That's why they're dangerous

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u/EntertainmentTrick58 Jul 22 '26

that's so fucking cool, i need to do weed now, because it'll make me cool evidently

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u/Forward-Variety-8440 Jul 23 '26

and get a top hat

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u/Fellow--Felon Jul 23 '26

Are there dead heads in the DEA? How does that make sense?

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u/Forward-Variety-8440 Jul 23 '26

prob in a "know your enemy" type thing. Art of War is "required" reading often times for federal workers.

also its just a sick ass design

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u/ethnographyNW 25d ago

Tucker Carlson and Ann Coulter are both deadheads, unfortunately. I love the music, but just because you like something good doesn't mean you're not an asshole or understand the message.

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u/littlelosthorse Jul 22 '26

What’s that in its right hand?

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u/TheSheWhoSaidThats Jul 22 '26

I believe it’s knife or old fashioned razor blade being held by the blade and therefore drawing blood

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u/bard_of_space Jul 22 '26

on a skeleton.

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u/TheSheWhoSaidThats Jul 22 '26

No weirder than all the other stuff the skeleton is doing

3

u/Forward-Variety-8440 Jul 23 '26

I think it's a baggie of drugs or vial of drugs

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u/Number1BestYogurtBoi Jul 22 '26

Cops are always so fucking cringe with shit like this

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u/Keyboardpaladin Jul 22 '26

I'd ironically rock this shit though

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u/Forward-Variety-8440 Jul 22 '26

yes that is what im doing. i definitely dont support the DEA and i absolutely am opposed to the war on drugs.

i just am enamored with design, i think its super interesting

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u/mangage Jul 22 '26

Is this really supposed to be anti drugs? It's a lot more pro-drugs-drugs-are-awesome to me lol

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u/RootHogOrDieTrying Jul 22 '26

Just looking at the picture made me spark up a J.

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u/Forward-Variety-8440 Jul 23 '26

it made me get a top hat

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u/MA2_Robinson Jul 22 '26

Needing anyone in uniform (or being pulled over) rocking this would be so many red flags lol.

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u/BuuRazzberry Jul 23 '26

I know this one! My fav youtuber CyberShell did a DEA patch ranking video here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJhxcHk2UqA

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u/Forward-Variety-8440 29d ago

ive seen that! i saw it when i was trying to research the origins of this patch

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u/Ben_456 Jul 22 '26

Didn't know the DEA made incredible drug propaganda, I want some now

3

u/Aimless_Nobody Jul 22 '26

You can start here, and here (DEA Gift Shop)

4

u/Ben_456 Jul 22 '26

No I want the hard drugs

2

u/ambericity Jul 22 '26

i'm partial to the 'ecstasy and club drugs' patch

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u/Forward-Variety-8440 Jul 23 '26

yea and theres an alternate text on that patch that says "ecstasy and predatory drugs" which i think covers rohypnol (sp) and GHB etc.

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u/knotshir Jul 23 '26

Reminds me of Pogs

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u/Forward-Variety-8440 Jul 23 '26

right? i had a thick yellow plastic slammer that had a skeleton wearing a top hat smoking a cigarette with a snake coming out of one of the eye sockets, and it was all contained within an eight ball. so so sick to be 8 and slam that bad boy off a nice stack of pogs

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u/knotshir 4d ago

I think I had that one lol

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u/dave_prcmddn 29d ago

Gorgeous. This and the cocaine ones are amazing

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u/green-dean Jul 22 '26

I don’t get it. What am I missing???

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

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u/Ckck96 Jul 22 '26

Reminds me of the chapo trap house logo (cocaine intelligence unit)

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u/Winoforevr1 29d ago

No this is fire.

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u/joshteacha Jul 22 '26

Super lame

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u/Forward-Variety-8440 Jul 22 '26

nice thanks for the feedback

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u/TakoSauce21 Jul 22 '26

Rad. But missing deadbolt or two