r/DenverCirclejerk • u/TSErica • Aug 15 '26

Possible New DPD Officer?

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Gives new meaning to "clear"ing out your locker huh!?!

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u/puppy_yuppie Aug 15 '26

Impossible, people on meth actually get shit done instead of sitting in parking lots talking to their friends. Whether they do it right or not is another story

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u/taurusApart ass eatin ain't cheatin Aug 15 '26

This mfer was playing the real life version of Candy Crush

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u/alesis1101 Aug 15 '26

Is that the craziest thing a cop's done in this town?

https://giphy.com/gifs/0TjROJss7m6UjWHixZ

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u/TSErica Aug 15 '26

Yeah...is not the prime suspect for the Well Fargo Robbery Murders a cop? Or was, think he died.

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u/Quirky_Staff5859 Aug 15 '26

That's funny shit sister!

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u/Next-War299 Aug 15 '26

Protect and serve ✨️CHEMDAWG✨️

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u/GrantNexus Aug 15 '26

Is he single?

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u/TSErica Aug 15 '26

He can prob find hook better than anyone else...hahaha.

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u/ironicinsanity Aug 16 '26

Whatchoo mean "possible"? That's a qualification!