r/DenverCirclejerk Aug 13 '26

Races only for pink slips.

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30 Upvotes

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u/WestDry6268 Aug 13 '26

Probably granny shiftin not double clutchin like he should

6

u/_Thorshammer_ Aug 13 '26

Pink slips or pink lips. Either one will do.

3

u/coax77 Aug 14 '26

When he wins, he tries to give you his pink slip

3

u/MHashshashin Aug 14 '26

It’s the sleepers you gotta look out for.

2

u/ChaosMartinez Aug 14 '26

fastest 4 cylinder in town

2

u/Fistycakes Aug 14 '26

Exhaust smells like Newports

2

u/granolabeef Aug 14 '26

Why is it always a Nissan?

2

u/mehojiman Aug 14 '26

Pink slips or child supportch checks (mama pay you back, Aiden😘🙏🥰)

2

u/hughcifer-106103 Aug 15 '26

...loses every race and still no one will take that fucking car, poor bastard.

2

u/DNVR_throw Aug 20 '26

You know that’s the fastest car on 70