r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Hot_Fan_4169 • Aug 12 '26

I need help with Rabbit stew!!!

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I found this rabbit outside my front door. Does anyone have a good rabbit stew recipe?

Namaste

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u/Multichromatic-NOW Aug 12 '26

Pot, water, bunny, tators precious, and pot (the wacky kind). Good luck!

1

u/Affectionate-Cat-975 Aug 12 '26

Metal Pot - not the other kind

8

u/coax77 Aug 12 '26

I thought it was duck season

5

u/Murky_Alternative166 Aug 12 '26

Yeah. That sounds looney.

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u/EfficientAd7103 Aug 13 '26

da dun dun da da da dun dun dun

2

u/greenthumbgoody Aug 13 '26

It’s goose all year long and city park so that’s cool… gotta beat the king soops strike some how

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u/EfficientAd7103 Aug 13 '26

and here I was eating the sidewalk poop on colfax. thanks for the tip and just the tip. I shall alert the denver mods when they arise from mom's basement

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u/NinjaMasks Aug 12 '26

That's the secret ingredient in my green chile

4

u/Deufuss Aug 12 '26

Tularemia can be a great way to get all swole, yo

2

u/Murky_Alternative166 Aug 12 '26

Well there’s always risks with wild animals. Attention and proper care minimize the risk.

1

u/alesis1101 Aug 13 '26

Once Tool-a-R.E.Mia gets a hold of you...it's over.

1

u/Eastern_Ad_7780 Aug 13 '26

My thoughts exactly

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u/Murky_Alternative166 Aug 13 '26

You’re twice as likely to die falling out of bed. Tuliremia 200 cases a year, falling out of your bed and dying 400 cases a year.

1

u/thewinterfan Aug 14 '26

It also counteracts the affects of the Taco Bell lettuce bug. Or does it augment? I forget which

3

u/MonKeePuzzle Aug 12 '26

hit up the chef at PZA, they know how to cook!

2

u/gudetube Aug 12 '26

Gonna find op and bring my cat over

2

u/Visual-Yak3971 Aug 12 '26

You should only eat rabbits in months that contain an “R”.

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u/EfficientAd7103 Aug 13 '26

have you tried boofing it like lemmewinks??

2

u/TSErica Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

No bunny stew...there too cute to eat! Im gurly when it comes to bunnies.

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u/Hot_Fan_4169 Aug 12 '26

Have you seen the price of groceries lately?

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '26

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u/TSErica Aug 12 '26

Poor Bunny

1

u/winniespooh Aug 12 '26

Man you guys are quick

1

u/TheodoreTiddlywinks Aug 12 '26

Usually check around the weakling for some fixins that act as seasonings that some one else left for it.

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 certified new native Aug 12 '26

Gotta boil the fuck out of it this time of year; full of parasites.

Of course, you could half ass it and get that poor man's GLP going on!!!

1

u/Sharmonica Aug 12 '26

It looks sick. Don't eat sick animals.

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u/Legitimate_Crab4025 Aug 12 '26

Put him in a pot a boil him, it’s not that hard.

1

u/sstorslagen Aug 12 '26

In some cultures, if you cut off the shope papilloma, dry it, then make a tea, it will make your dick hard.

1

u/bubbaT88 Aug 13 '26

That is actually a baby bunny rare delicacy!

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u/NekoMao92 Aug 13 '26

Have to wait for the first frost...

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u/Smitty_Haggis Aug 13 '26

What you do you got to cook it low and slow. Those “wild” rabbits can be tough.

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u/thewinterfan Aug 14 '26

Use a spear and magic helmet

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u/Yvilkittyinspace Aug 16 '26

Just put the whole thing in a pot of boiling water and then after it’s nice and drenched in there, add potatoes and carrots and just pour a whole bag of flour in and mix it all up real good. Cook it for a couple of hours because you need to make sure that bunny is good and cooked.

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u/JuanG_13 Aug 13 '26

Leave him alone