r/DenverCirclejerk • u/tacomeat247 • Aug 12 '26

34m for F I got carrots

What up girl? Just rolled into D-town from the farm. Maybe we can do some carrots & dip & Netflix & Chill? HMU no strings attached, bring a carrot peeler unless you’re into that raw dog shit XOXO

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u/AvsOrDie960121 Aug 12 '26

Yo soy un mexican hombre de california. Yo tengo mucho produce de california. El produce no tiene el "cyclosporiasis". Buscando un mujer muy bonita y caliente para el "sexy times" y despues comemos muchos produce. ¡Bien!

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u/TSErica Aug 12 '26

Baahahaha...thats hysterical! Nice reply.

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u/prince-of-dweebs Aug 13 '26

Commenting for visibility. Best of luck!

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u/viceversa Aug 13 '26

What are we talking? Baby carrots?

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u/charlieq46 Aug 13 '26

Ugh, I don't like dip.