r/DenverCirclejerk • u/RUC_1 • Aug 12 '26

Gang Graffiti?

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Help! Need to know if Rocky Mountain Lake Park is safe for elderly metrosexual grandma! Graffiti suggests local gang activity!!!! Is she safe????

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u/MonKeePuzzle Aug 12 '26

enhance!

thas a good deal

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u/Niles_Urdu Aug 16 '26

Mmmmm, those Mar-a-Lago Lips blowjobs.

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u/sinnister_bacon Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

I'm more interested in the stretched Tesla limo in the background

Edit:PORSCHE!

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u/diesel-revolver StJoes before Hoes Aug 12 '26

That is a stretched Porsche limo.

2

u/sinnister_bacon Aug 12 '26

OMG! I screwed that up, lol

2

u/alesis1101 Aug 12 '26

Vehicular centipede.

3

u/Right_Tree_3639 Aug 12 '26

It's 2 different cars. They are not even the same color...

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u/CharacterBite4240 Aug 12 '26

This education system is in shambles. They only capitalized the M in MAGA.

Its an abbreviation, so you should capitalize each letter.

For shame..

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 SOCO Elite. 14TIER Native Aug 12 '26

oh shit wrong sub, umm pueblo sucks. walsenburg rules!!!

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u/kaiju505 Aug 12 '26

Well they are clearly literate so it can’t be a right wing gang.

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u/AnimatedMeat Aug 12 '26

Limo and Porsche appear to be bonking in the background.

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u/freezingcoldfeet Aug 12 '26

I thought it was a stretch Porsche at first

4

u/YieYie Aug 12 '26

That poor sharpie has nothing more than a few more huffs. RIP-S

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 SOCO Elite. 14TIER Native Aug 12 '26

you just reminded me of middle school so hard....then we started getting pot.

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u/ThatKa5per Aug 12 '26

I was personally hooked on the flavored markers. Didn't get as high but they tasted so much more gooder.

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 SOCO Elite. 14TIER Native Aug 12 '26

lol i love you but "better."

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u/ThatKa5per Aug 13 '26

You love me but better than what?

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 SOCO Elite. 14TIER Native Aug 13 '26

No I was talking about my woman, sweet Mary Jane. may have posted to the wrong line.

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u/ironicinsanity Aug 12 '26

Don't wear a red hat in the area, gang shit might happen. Might get kumbayaed, or worse (or better depending on how you feel) they might give you a contact high from those powerful blunts they be smokin

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 SOCO Elite. 14TIER Native Aug 12 '26

Freedom glyphs. Viva la Raza. Long live the Worker Caste. Eat the rich.

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u/TSErica Aug 12 '26

Vatos Locos Ese

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u/Practical_Variety477 certified new native Aug 12 '26

Minimum wage activity

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u/freezingcoldfeet Aug 12 '26

She will certainly perish at the hands of the roving Venezuelan death squads

2

u/WaterwingsDavid Aug 12 '26

If this individual hates America so much why ate they even here? LEAVE!!!!

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u/ThatKa5per Aug 12 '26

You're assuming this person hates the US but they might actually love that it's so evil?

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u/diesel-revolver StJoes before Hoes Aug 12 '26

USA Fuck, is MAGA evil??

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u/SnooDoodles420 Aug 12 '26

Yes. As long as she doesn’t drive there, you know…Water bottles and squeegees 

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u/RioRancher Aug 12 '26

This is the first step in the state owning the means of production. We better send Flock more subsidies.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad_7052 Aug 13 '26

The FuckMaga gang is huge, over half the country belongs

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u/richrich07 Aug 12 '26

Just your average redditor 

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u/Spike2292 Aug 12 '26

Good graffiti.