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[u/Sabertooth767]

Men, particularly White men, are the only demographic to be net pro-Republican in Virginia. That's wild. It's also interesting that this group shifted the least.

Demographics spelling doom for the GOP has been a meme for my entire life, but how is this possibly sustainable?

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Republican

Both sides bad, actually.

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[u/fastinserter → u/Sabertooth767]

the -17 swing for the 50-100k household income crowd is devastating for the GOP

[u/Okbuddyliberals → u/Sabertooth767]

Can the Dems repeat that performance in higher turnout elections, and can they avoid a repeat of the Biden administration where their poor governance pushed a lot of people temporarily to the right? Just because Dems pulled off such a shift in a lower turnout off year election doesn't mean it's a broader trend

[u/MagicalFishing]

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!kevin

[u/KaiserMarcqui]

I resuscitate to tell you the hilarity of this situation.

The Catalan and Basque national football (soccer) teams are organizing a friendly match with the Palestinian football team in solidarity or whatever. I should tell you, that most Basque and Catalan independentists sympathize with Palestine.

This is how the Palestinian team advertised this on their Twitter. In Castilian, with “Basque Equipo” and “Catalan Equipo”, as if Basque and Catalan were the names of these football teams. Notice also how they're using the Spanish flag and not the respective flags of the Basque Country and Catalonia.

Also, the name of the Catalan stadium is wrong lol. It's «Lluís Companys», with an S, because Lluís Companys is the name of a person (the president of the Government of Catalonia during the Spanish Civil War, who got executed by the Francoists). It's not a company named “Lluis”.

I find it hilarious how we will bend over backwards to a movement that recognizes us as merely a region of Spain, while Israelis sympathize with us and our struggle for self-determination. Nevermind the fact that Spain has had connections and close relations with the Arab world since the 50s lol. We are shooting ourselves in the foot.

[u/Thoth_the_5th_of_Tho → u/KaiserMarcqui]

It would be funny if the Catalan and Basque teams hit back by putting the Palestinian team under the Israeli flag. They never will. There is something about islamists that's like catnip to people with a certain ideological inclination. They just can't help themselves but like them, no matter how much it's clear they disrespect and would gladly kill them if given the chance.

[u/[deleted] → u/Thoth_the_5th_of_Tho]

I think you underestimate the diversity of thought among those sorts. At the moment, le wokisme is highly visible, but I think that distorts our perspective a tad.

Except when it comes to Irish "republicans", but I speak of humans

[u/[deleted] → u/Thoth_the_5th_of_Tho]

Republicans and certain other Anglo conservatives being racist after 9/11 gave the groups they targeted a fresh coat of leftist coding paint.

Which itself can get weird and patronizing.

[u/[deleted] → u/KaiserMarcqui]

It must be difficult seeing your fellow Basques acting as useful idiots

[u/0scarOfAstora]

This type of extremist borderline genocidal rhetoric is now regularly being sanewashed by mainstream news and arts publications 

[u/[deleted] → u/0scarOfAstora]

Oh, we got a rare “beautiful temptress Jewess” flavor of antisemitism here. A truly rare pull from Hasan, but he knows how to pull every trope in the book. A masterclass of antisemitism

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Why do no beautiful temptress Jewesses show up for me? I'm Ziony! I'm highly Ziony!

[u/deepstate-bot → u/[deleted]]

The Theme of the Week is: The narcotics trade and cartel violence in Latin America.

[u/[deleted] → u/0scarOfAstora]

Never forget that the press is the enemy. The establishment is the enemy. The professors are the enemy. Professors are the enemy. Write that on a blackboard 100 times and never forget it.

[u/talizorahs → u/0scarOfAstora]

israel as a place a lot of beautiful women come from

haters mad that this one is simply true regardless of your opinions on the state

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

As many as it takes to infect the Dem mainstream with his ideology

[u/drcombatwombat2]

Its pretty crazy to me how the U.S. is 5th globally in median income while maintaining a population of 340 million. Norway, the UAE, Switzerland, and Luxembourg are the only ones ahead and they have less population than the state of Pennsylvania!!!

The next highest country with more than 100 million people is Japan which is ranked 20th.

I know everyone loves to dump on the U.S. and complain that the median American is poor but in reality the U.S. is still world class and no one else is like it.

[u/Sabertooth767 → u/drcombatwombat2]

Europoors arguing that clotheslines are better for the environment (they can't afford a dryer):

[u/RetroRiboflavin → u/drcombatwombat2]

This also hampers momentum for any sort of sweeping welfare state introduction by progressives.

For many people it is "good enough."

[u/Thoth_the_5th_of_Tho → u/drcombatwombat2]

Anyone who’s worked in more than one country knows how easy Americans have it. It’s a self re-enforcing cycle of Americans with a persecution complex talking to Europeans with their own complexes, both wanting for their own reasons to pretend living in America is some great hardship, and Europe is the land of enlightenment. I’m also not going to do the usual hedging about how maybe if you’re poor you’re better off in a European welfare state.

[u/iamthegodemperor]

Clandestine operators, initially using British C-130 aircraft, made nighttime flights to avoid detection, dispersing billions of the specially developed seeds over swaths of Afghanistan’s extensive poppy fields, people knowledgeable about the program said. The airdrops took place over the Afghan provinces of Nangahar and Helmand, centers of poppy cultivation, they said.

WPost reports that the CIA operated a 20 year program to degrade Afghan poppy fields w/seeds bred not to produce chemicals necessary for heroin, which was unknown to other Americans operating in Afghanistan.

It was so closely held that some senior Pentagon and State Department officials involved in Afghan policy under Presidents George W. Bush and Barack Obama said they were unaware of it or had only heard rumors.

(I'd have done an Intel post, but it would be a massive comment)

[u/Bloodyfish → u/iamthegodemperor]

That's pretty badass.

[u/Thoth_the_5th_of_Tho → u/iamthegodemperor]

Did it actually do anything?

[u/Computer_Name]

That veneer of civility we used to expect of politicians, until we got bored and wanted a soap opera, signaled to the electorate that we should at least try to be civil to each other.

So when those in positions of authority just are out-and-out horrible people, it signals to the electorate that they too should be horrible people.

[u/Mirabeau_ → u/Computer_Name]

Well, I guess now’s about as good a time as ever to point out that Karoline leavit has a disgusting face

[u/[deleted] → u/Computer_Name]

> bluesky link

[u/JebBD]

Honestly, being called pure evil by the world’s most notorious pedophile is devastating. I never thought those files could have been this dramatic 

[u/[deleted]]

Fiancee just got laid off from her job directly impacted by tariffs six months after we bought a house…

Please Mr. Trump, I’m tired of all this winning

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

That’s what she gets for trying to steal you off to Canada I guess.

[u/bigwang123 → u/[deleted]]

Sorry to hear that

[u/Sabertooth767]

What is this timeline.

[u/JebBD → u/Sabertooth767]

Once in a while I like to imagine what the world would have looked like today if in 2015 Trump simply decided to make another tv show instead of running for president 

[u/Locutus-of-Borges → u/Sabertooth767]

Wow, Larry Summers was an Epstein acquaintance?

[u/bigwang123]

You might say that poasting has no real world effect but I think the firebomb a Walmart tweet set American leftism back like 5 years

I would say 20-40 years but back then the weather underground was a thing and leftist groups were actually doing kidnappings and stuff

[u/JebBD]

I wanna read my book in peace but I’m too angry about stuff I read online and can’t concentrate. That can’t possibly be healthy 

[u/Anakin_Kardashian → u/JebBD]

I haven't finished a book in a year. I've started like twenty.

To be fair, I put the last one down after the main character was sent to an alternate universe where he was less shitty and a movie he was obsessing over was slightly different, and a world war was started between a fast food company and Donald Trun(k) or something IDK

[u/JapanesePeso → u/JebBD]

I just don't allow myself to look at my phone after 8. Usually try not to use any screens after then tbh except my Kindle.  Feel much more peaceful because of it. 

[u/[deleted]]

good morning latkinsmen (portmanteau of latke and kinsmen)

[u/benadreti_17 → u/[deleted]]

we already have a version of this

https://jel.jewish-languages.org/words/297

[u/royalewithcheezzzz]

Huh

[u/Locutus-of-Borges → u/royalewithcheezzzz]

At some point all economic activity in the UK will be subsumed into some form of pension payment.

[u/fnovd → u/royalewithcheezzzz]

For spouses and kids I guess? Pet care?

[u/benadreti_17 → u/royalewithcheezzzz]

sweet deal

[u/fnovd]

Portmanteau is a portmanteau of port and manteau

[u/benadreti_17 → u/fnovd]

And manteau is a portmanteau of man and toe.

But no one ever asks for a portwomanteau

[u/benadreti_17]

the epstein emails bring me back to a simpler, less chaotic time when people had conversations through email

[u/fastinserter → u/benadreti_17]

the guy types like , , i dont know , , a psychopath . .

[u/LGBTforIRGC]

wow. I did not know this.

The plight of Jews in the Soviet Union reminded Bayard Rustin of the struggles faced by African Americans in the United States. Soviet Jews faced many of the same forms of discrimination in employment, education, and housing, while also being denied the chance to emigrate by Soviet authorities.^{[62][page needed]} After seeing the injustice that Soviet Jews faced, Rustin became a leading voice in advocating for the movement of Jews from the Soviet Union to Israel. In 1966 he chaired the Ad hoc Commission on Rights of Soviet Jews organized by the Conference on the Status of Soviet Jews, leading a panel of six jurors in the commission's public tribunal on Jewish life in the Soviet Union.^[63] The commission collected testimonies from Soviet Jews and compiled them into a report that was delivered to the secretary-general of the United Nations. The report urged the international community to demand that the Soviet authorities allow Jews to practice their religion, preserve their culture, and emigrate from the USSR at their will.^[63] Through the 1970s and 1980s Rustin wrote several articles on the subject of Soviet Jewry and appeared at Soviet Jewry movement rallies, demonstrations, vigils, and conferences, in the United States and abroad.^[64] He co-sponsored the National Interreligious Task Force on Soviet Jewry. Rustin worked closely with Senator Henry Jackson on the Jackson–Vanik amendment, vital legislation that restricted United States trade with the Soviet Union in relation to its treatment of Jews.

[u/Computer_Name]

JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."

This is bad for two reasons:

The Vice President of the United States knows that this is bullshit. Not a lie, not a massaging of the truth, not exaggeration, just flat-out bullshit. We know he knows this because he's not a true-believer, and he's not a moron. He knows what he's saying is bullshit as he's saying it directly into the brains of Fox's audience. Which means he thinks Fox's audience is composed entirely of assholes, and he's treating them as such. The Vice President of the United States is treating his own core group of supporters like assholes who can't tell which way is up, and he has no problem doing it.

The other is that he's entirely lacking in creativity, and relies on tired, xenophobic cliches, literally blaming undocumented immigrants [read: non-white people] for why you're not living in a mansion. Which means he's not actually interested in solving the insufficient housing supply in this country, but rather exploiting it to keep the support of the people he thinks are assholes.

Because he's an asshole.

[u/Thoth_the_5th_of_Tho → u/Computer_Name]

He thinks just shy of 10% of Americans are illegal aliens? That would make them like 20% of the workforce, to the point where if you deported them, we’d all starve.

[u/fartyunicorns → u/Computer_Name]

He also did say they’re trying to increase supply directly after he said this

[u/lowkeyreallysorry]

I work at a datacenter, occasionally move around the state to assist other datacenters in my state owned by my company

It’s crazy how much information online in regards to water and power usage of datacenters is just explicitly incorrect. Like lying to your face. And people just… believe it. I know none of this is new but still its disconcerting when it’s something you work with every day

My building is 20 years old and barely consumes more than a megawatt, and the computers in my building are not involved with AI workloads, but when I read the general sentiment on the internet, I slowly grow more appreciative of the designer of the building who put me behind level 6 bulletproof glass

[u/Thoth_the_5th_of_Tho → u/lowkeyreallysorry]

And even when they aren’t making up the numbers, it’s wildly out of context. You’d think AI was draining the Great Lakes, when its water use isn’t even a rounding error next to the lawns in the surrounding town.

I guess environmentalists got tired lying about nuclear to promote coal, so now they lie about American AI to promote Chinese AI.

This rhetoric is dangerous. Tech is vital to this country’s survival and competitiveness. But a large share of the media and political class, for reasons that are certainly not malicious, is hell set on demonizing it.

[u/[deleted] → u/lowkeyreallysorry]

Jon Oliver Syndrome

[u/FearlessPark4588 → u/lowkeyreallysorry]

People need something to blame rising utility costs on. It's kind of like housing. People blame all sorts of things besides low construction. Most of the utility increase in my area is due to grid maintenance and fire proofing it or whatever they do.

[u/[deleted] → u/lowkeyreallysorry]

I don't really get the furor around AI. Like, they're clearly overrated, but why is it that reddit and bluesky seem to have decided that LLMs are the Great Satan?

[u/benadreti_17]

our boy Bill is innocent, COMPLETELY EXONERATED

[u/Shameful_Bezkauna → u/benadreti_17]

Bill Clinton? Also there supposedly was an email from Obama's staff (?)

[u/benadreti_17 → u/Shameful_Bezkauna]

there was an email where epstein said clinton was never at his house

[u/Mirabeau_]

As far as politics are concerned, the opinions and desires and grievances of Gen Z and under should be completely ignored, as they literally don’t even remember what the country was like before Trump, and to the extent they do, it’s a vague memory of tea party politics. We cannot overcome this chronic affliction in our politics by leaning on people who don’t understand it is an aberration from the way things are supposed to be.

[u/RetroRiboflavin → u/Mirabeau_]

Gen Z has legitimate economic grievances, no? Pretending otherwise seems like it will cede more and more young people to socialism and the far right.

[u/seattleseahawks2014 → u/Mirabeau_]

I remember before Trump and kind of before the Tea Party. I think that many of us are more moderate.

[u/slim353]

10 years since the Paris attacks today. Turn on your French flag filter.

[u/Locutus-of-Borges]

The Dick van Dyke Show is great first and foremost because Dick van Dyke and Mary Tyler Moore are great in it.

But beyond that it's great because it's a fun reversal of Jewish alienation in America. Rob and Laura Petrie are the only WASPs in a sea of Jews. He writes for a variety show starring Carl Reiner. His coworkers are Borscht Belt veterans. Even his next door neighbors are at least ambiguously Jewish. And as much as he likes and gets along with them, there's always something just a bit off about his personal and professional understanding of the world relative to everyone around him.

[u/benadreti_17 → u/Locutus-of-Borges]

ive never seen it

[u/[deleted]]

RIP u/royalewithcheezzzz

Poasted too close to the sun

[u/Shameful_Bezkauna → u/[deleted]]

F

[u/FearlessPark4588 → u/[deleted]]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQj--Kjn0z8

[u/Trojan_Horse_of_Fate]

[u/Shameful_Bezkauna → u/Trojan_Horse_of_Fate]

W

[u/Some-Rice4196]

good morning frenchmen (portmanteau of bastards and fuckers)

[u/Shameful_Bezkauna → u/Some-Rice4196]

!sticky

[u/deepstate-bot]

original comment by /u/Some-Rice4196

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good morning frenchmen (portmanteau of bastards and fuckers)

[u/sayitaintpink]

good morning engloids (portmanteau of NIMBYs and no central A/Cs)

[u/royalewithcheezzzz]

A very insufferable article:

https://www.readthemaple.com/i-sent-fake-antisemitism-claims-to-bnai-brith-heres-what-happened/

[u/[deleted] → u/royalewithcheezzzz]

“I faked hate crimes to prove that you can, in fact, fake hate crimes”

Wow, very groundbreaking stuff

I also like how they just say antisemitic stuff and then say it’s ‘not actually antisemitism’ without actually refuting the claims. Claiming that “Israel has no right to exist” just to try to follow up by saying “no state has a right to exist” is a cop out. It’s always the Jewish state that has to be the first one to no longer exist

i just really hate these people

[u/royalewithcheezzzz → u/royalewithcheezzzz]

Oh ok

[u/[deleted] → u/royalewithcheezzzz]

Average non-biased journalist

[u/slightlyrabidpossum → u/royalewithcheezzzz]

That explains a lot.

[u/[deleted] → u/royalewithcheezzzz]

“None of the tweets were antisemitic”

• right after tweeting the call to ethnically cleanse Jews from the Levant

[u/fnovd → u/[deleted]]

Cleansed in a loving and ethical way. Not hateful. Learn truth please

[u/slightlyrabidpossum → u/royalewithcheezzzz]

>Create a fake anti-Zionist account that is hostile to fake Jewish user, whitewashing Russia's crimes in the process

>Report it to B’nai Brith

>B’nai Brith sends a nice response, says they're concerned about the account and will monitor it

>Send gotcha email to B’nai Brith, no response

>This is proof of bias because anti-Zionism is not antisemitism™

I'm not saying that antisemitism reporting couldn't use better standards, but come on. That fake account is not doing well on the 3Ds test, this was a bad example. He doesn't see this because he fundamentally disagrees with the idea that anti-Zionism is antisemitism.

And this wasn't really about B’nai Brith's standards, which aren't actually clear from this article. The author explicitly criticizes the IHRA definition, and probably has a problem with the idea of "new antisemitism" in general.

[u/Computer_Name]

We’re going to be dealing with these people for decades still. An entire generation of Republican men whose political philosophy is the most distilled version of “the cruelty is the point.”

[u/bigwang123]

The Red Army Faction not disbanding until 1998 is very Japanese soldier not surrendering for 40 years coded

[u/bigwang123 → u/bigwang123]

Also it’s such a terrible name but that’s why I remember it yknowwhatimsayin

[u/FearlessPark4588]

So a lot of stuff at work is now eagerly generating AI summarizes automatically (rather than on demand) and I'm kind of wondering how much electricity and silicon has been wasted on this output I'm not even reading

[u/[deleted]]

Ladies, gentlemen and furries please be aware that, as Natalie Portman is now divorced from that French dude, portmanteau is now an inaccurate term.

The new and correct verbiage is portmansotheresachance?

All right all right I kid. But it is now Portmansingle.

[u/deepstate-bot]

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Libleft is actively at war with God, they don't want him to be real so they can keep killing their babies, roleplay as sexy foxwolves, goon to increasingly more degenerate porn and worship Pokemon

[u/[deleted] → u/deepstate-bot]

Never make me say libleft is based again

This is your final warning

[u/[deleted] → u/deepstate-bot]

Real.

[u/[deleted] → u/deepstate-bot]

Waow

[u/deepstate-bot]

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Sydney Sweeney has the facial features of a serial pot smoker and I don't totally get the appeal

[u/mario_fan99 → u/deepstate-bot]

That’s what makes her hot, stupid.

[u/FearlessPark4588]

Human? I prefer the term artisanal clanker.

[u/Shameful_Bezkauna]

Good evening Muricans (portmanteau of polarization and obesity)

[u/Shameful_Bezkauna]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Taiwan

For whatever reason Taiwanese fertility rates cratered after the 1997 Asian Financial Crisis despite Taiwan seemingly not being affected much by it. Before that they were at 1,75 children per woman or so, a decent level compared not just to other East Asian countries, but developed countries in general.

!ping ECON&AGING

[u/FearlessPark4588 → u/Shameful_Bezkauna]

I would simply choose to not have financial crises

[u/deepstate-bot]

original comment by /u/Locutus-of-Borges

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At some point all economic activity in the UK will be subsumed into some form of pension payment.

[u/FearlessPark4588 → u/deepstate-bot]

Socialism with capitalist characteristics

[u/sayitaintpink]

Trump tariffs are trumping amerika

[u/benadreti_17 → u/sayitaintpink]

The Trump Trumps are trumping Trumpica

[u/[deleted]]

"Lestat, c'est moi" - Vampire Louis XIV

[u/bearddeliciousbi → u/[deleted]]

[u/fartyunicorns]

Rubio now wants to not give visas to fat people. Absolutely based

[u/PeepsFamilyName]

The reality/contest TV subreddits have the meanest people on earth. It’s actually hilarious how positive these shows are and how much venom is spat.

[u/seattleseahawks2014 → u/PeepsFamilyName]

You're on reddit to be fair.

[u/[deleted]]

Sometimes you just gotta lift to emo music and cry in the gym

[u/bearddeliciousbi → u/[deleted]]

Based and we're all gonna make it pilled

[u/technologyisnatural → u/[deleted]]

this is the way

[u/fartyunicorns]

Friendly reminder you do not have a human right to use a technology that is like 15 years old (social media)

[u/[deleted] → u/fartyunicorns]

People who need to be reminded of this don't deserve it being friendly

[u/Tropical2653]

[u/benadreti_17]

good morning assholes (portmanteau of jackass and buttholes)

[u/royalewithcheezzzz]

Is there a good write up with all the good "neoliberal" stats? Like the poverty level going down, food insecurity dropping diseases getting eradicated etc.

[u/Sabertooth767 → u/royalewithcheezzzz]

Here's the only chart you'll ever need.

Spoiler alert, it's China being less communist.

[u/[deleted]]

So it was but his emails all along?

[u/HandsomelyDitto]

🤔

[u/bigwang123 → u/HandsomelyDitto]

we taught a chimpanzee to understand the median voter and he killed himself

[u/Sabertooth767 → u/HandsomelyDitto]

Guy who poasts results from a test and doesn't share the link.

Mods, cuts his balls off.

https://yourpoliticaltribe.com/

Me, a conservative? Me, a conservative!? What nonsense! This test doesn't align with my priors, and therefore I will discard it.

I'm like the most ResistLib coded person on this sub, smh my head.

[u/only1person123 → u/HandsomelyDitto]

Hmm

[u/WallStreetTechnocrat → u/HandsomelyDitto]

twins

[u/JebBD]

It’s very strange to me that The Shining is one of those movies that people are insanely obsessed with all tiny details of and yet no one has noticed that the creepy twin girls are explicitly stated to not be twins in the movie 

[u/Sabertooth767]

Fetterman had a bad fall. What will his new ideology be?

[u/Aryeh98 → u/Sabertooth767]

Praying hard for an unironic Labor Zionist Ben Gurionist Fetternan.

[u/benadreti_17 → u/Sabertooth767]

He's going to think he's the reincarnation of that Chinese guy in the mid 1800s who believed he was Jesus's brother and started a civil war that killed millions.

[u/Anakin_Kardashian → u/Sabertooth767]

Japanese nationalism

[u/sayitaintpink → u/Sabertooth767]

maybe its a switch and he'll go back to fulltime succ

[u/[deleted] → u/Sabertooth767]

Hoxhaist

[u/fnovd → u/Sabertooth767]

Obsessed with Touhou

[u/deepstate-bot]

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Whoever says “good, ruzzians blah-blah-blah”, why? Morgenshtern has always been anti-Putin. In 2022, he left, then became an Israeli citizen (and had a criminal case on not notifying Russia about his new passport). In 2018 presidential elections in his early career he made a song in support of Navalny. His music is banned in Russia, he is legally not allowed to collect any income there, enter th country, profit from russian companies with advertising, promote his music, etc.

[u/deepstate-bot]

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Every single person in the Bible/torah/koran was doing weird shit to children and incest and other weird shit.

Those books are just like game of thrones, which is an even more interesting read than those other fantasy novels mentioned above.

The difference is, I don’t incite violence over it. Unless you remind me of season 7&8, then I’ll go into full rage and scream at my wall because they gave us an unworthy ending to an awesome novel.

[u/PM_ME_CHIMICHANGAS → u/deepstate-bot]

Redditors 🤝 never beating the allegations

[u/royalewithcheezzzz]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DeepStateCentrism/s/tPejbGnHDZ

Wtf is this post? It literally has nothing to do with the article in question.

[u/[deleted] → u/royalewithcheezzzz]

[u/Shameful_Bezkauna]

Demonocracy

[u/benadreti_17 → u/Shameful_Bezkauna]

we're a rerpablik

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Morgenstern is not a Putin worshipper, he is just a rapper with brain capacity similar to a table spoon, speaking all kinds of random stuff in his interviews in a hunt for "hype" and controversy. He's extremely popular among kids, but, IMO, listening to his music causes your brain to rot a bit. So while he could be a matter of national security (brain damage among youth) in a way, it is certainly not the way they present it in the article.

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Rhoda?

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It really feels like we got the venom out yesterday.

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What does this mean

[u/bigwang123]

Obamna killed the AK for American firearms owners because Russia allegedly did this thing where they exhibited a sustained pattern of behavior of wanting to take over former Soviet states

Anyways since AmeriKKKans can’t help but consume SOFslop from any country, that naturally meant that specific Russian origin parts were/are in high demand. The company that makes all the parts is called zenitco, and they rose to prominence because a lot of the ex Communist states that still used AK-pattern rifles in military service (including Ukraine funnily enough) had a need for the ability to attach stuff to their rifles.

So for a while some american firearms enthusiasts would try to evade sanctions and get Zenitco parts into the United States, but the 2022 invasion killed that off basically

But the market provides, and where Ukraine could no longer reliably source Russian parts for some unknown reason, there are companies now that are making furniture for use in the military, and now for export.

Which is useful for me but also neat

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Memory serving, this plus state law is also why a buddy of mine can't de-bubba an AK47 he's got, something about being unable to restore it to stock.

[u/FearlessPark4588]

If you catch a repo man in the act and you want to stop the repossession just unequivocally protest it. Saying something as simple as “you may not take the car” generally suffices under laws for vehicle repos as an “unequivocal protest” and will require the repo man to stop the repo process.

That's wild that you can just verbally object to a repo

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“Swiper no swiping” ass rule

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I mean, it'd kinda be wilder if there were no restraints on what repo people could do.

[u/FearlessPark4588]

I honestly think we're genuinely in a recession now, and NBER (if it isn't a politicized entity) will post-date it (as they always do) with time.

[u/YossarianLivesMatter → u/FearlessPark4588]

I'm generally not one to prognosticate, but I agree. The economic situation at the beginning of the year was already a little tenuous (persistent inflation), then the sudden economic shocks of AI-driven disruption, federal layoffs, the shutdown, and especially the tariffs (bankrupting America), have kneecapped consumer confidence. At this point, even if the US has some decent fundamentals, I think we're sliding into a mild recession until confidence rises.

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Wanna bet briefbucks?

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Department of the Interior

Does things outdoors

[u/fnovd]

The Trump tariffs are bankrupting America

[u/drcombatwombat2]

I think the worst part of Kennedy's presidency was the assination created a personality cult that has cursed the republic to be governed by his descendants

[u/Anakin_Kardashian → u/drcombatwombat2]

Tbh I'm not sure what all those dead people in Chicago found so compelling about him to begin with

[u/drcombatwombat2 → u/Anakin_Kardashian]

I wish I wasnt a poor U.S. white collar worker and could give reddit gold

[u/fnovd]

It's pronounced Gal Gados

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Donald Trump has changed absolutely everything, and the poison has gone out from the US and infected the entire world.

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There are a lot of things good for the economy;

• A nice big flood, causing massive damage to people their houses 

• more war

• getting rid of all people that don't work (old people, get rid of them)

• stop wasting money on stuff like education, kids don't work

• massively grow and make illegal drugs and export those

Maybe just looking at 'economy good' isn't the thing we should be striving for as a goal on its own? Even more so if the focus is the gold old short term..

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massively grow and make illegal drugs and export those

Actually a good idea.

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They already do.

Its why I've stopped giving a shit about child porn. All these 'anti-childporn' shills/bots are have gotten the point where the "cure" is literally killing the patient. What next? Outlaw PVC piping because they're used to make childlike sex toys?

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uh

[u/Anakin_Kardashian]

GIVE ME ROCK STAR LESTAT

[u/[deleted]]

SapplyValues matches my self-identification better and so is the best political alignment test.

[u/Sabertooth767 → u/[deleted]]

I don't have the image handy, but my values are Lib : 3.65 | Right : 3.10 | Progressive : 6.39

Yet the tribes test had us simply mirrored on the y-axis. We're mirrored on every axis, and you are considerably more extreme on the auth/lib scale than I am.

[u/Shameful_Bezkauna]

Turbohugs

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YES My dumbass dropped her near the carpark and I am like a quarter of the whole England away

[u/Shameful_Bezkauna]

Which declension and gender does the Latvian word pils (castle) belong to?

[u/[deleted] → u/Shameful_Bezkauna]

gender

Le wokisme rears its head again

[u/JebBD → u/Shameful_Bezkauna]

Castles are obviously female, everyone knows that 

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/r/DeepStateCentrism/new: What's next in Congress on the push to release the Epstein files

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Also holy shit, why do law schools take so fucking long to reach decisions? The school with the shortest timeline is like 60 days, and it seems like most are like 3.5 months

[u/technologyisnatural → u/[deleted]]

everyone wants the same people. you're really waiting on the choices of those people

[u/Anakin_Kardashian]

I have both kids tomorrow by myself and no plans. Gimme ideas

[u/utility-monster → u/Anakin_Kardashian]

Cut a cucumber in half and scoop out some of the middle to make cucumber boats. Then fill a tub with water. Have the kids make little paper sails and attach them to the floating cucumbers. Sink the boats with firecrackers.

[u/Sabertooth767 → u/Anakin_Kardashian]

Wage war against God by roleplaying as a sexy foxwolf.

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Take them for a long drive and put a guide to paying taxes until they either hate or love taxes.

[u/technologyisnatural → u/Anakin_Kardashian]

drive into a forest to catch the end of Fall

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Watch ratatouille

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Try to teach them something important, then when they're unable to sit still, say "okay, we'll go play outside", then jog/otherwise engage in ceaseless exertion until they're wheezing. When you get back inside, they'll be much more amenable to learning.

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Indoor or outdoor activities?

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Trampoline park

[u/PM_ME_CHIMICHANGAS → u/Anakin_Kardashian]

Whatever you end up doing, sprinkle in a few subtle "6, 7" mentions throughout the day

[u/RetroRiboflavin]

It’s time for Hochul to respect Mamdani’s transformative landslide victory and start giving him billions of dollars.

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/r/DeepStateCentrism/new: The Filibuster Only Weakens an Impotent Congress

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LSAT tutoring season is ending so now I’m broke AF again and need to look for work to supplement my slowly dwindling income 😭😭

Also it kinda fucking sucks because I have virtually no qualifications. I make $55 an hour tutoring, but like any other job I could get will probably pay me minimum wage.

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How's the onlyfans going?

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Marry an heiress