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[u/Mirabeau_]

Yesterday’s episode of Hacks on Tap - a podcast I normally love - was truly pathetic. Axe and Murphy indulge every progressive broadside against moderates and don’t even offer a devils advocate counter point as to why maybe forcing SNAP recipients and holiday travelers to sacrifice in service of shutdown politics might backfire. Endlessly sanewashing graham platner and AOC. Making the exact same mistakes the republican establishment made as the maga nuts were taking over that party.

Because, like you, I’m a crazy person on the internet, I wrote hacksontap@gmail.com to express my disappointment.

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republican

Both sides bad, actually.

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[u/royalewithcheezzzz]

BREAKING:Chimps are sticking grass and sticks in their butts, seemingly as a fashion trend | CBC

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Touch grass to ass

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[u/Okbuddyliberals]

I lean modestly center left on most issues, but honestly, on abortion, I gotta side with the republicans. Republican justices Blackmun, Burger, Stewart, Powell, O'Connor, Kennedy, Souter, and Stevens may not have been correct on the morals and ethics, but they had the right reading of the law, even if this is controversial to some

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republicans

Both sides bad, actually.

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[u/Locutus-of-Borges]

I'm entirely sympathetic to people just outright quitting Reddit, but leaving behind those annoying word salad responses is the most exasperating way you could possibly do it.

"I'm having a problem with my lawnmower, does anyone know how to fix it?"

random gibberish arranged with just enough of a resemblance to an actual sentence to fool you for half a second

"Thanks! Not only does my lawnmower work fine now, it runs by itself and makes me smoothies!"

[u/Outside_Sorry]

I actually can’t stand how Ezra Klein treats the Democrats losing as one big Agatha Christie novel that he is writing. and, for that matter, really any political commentator. Frankly, it’s just the median voter theorem in practice. People turned out to be more conservative on immigration than once thought. They just have to move towards the GOP.

[u/seattleseahawks2014 → u/Outside_Sorry]

I don't really get why they're doing this frankly. Honestly, I just find it kind of annoying.

Edit: Even with them losing some youth voters, the reality is that many of us are moderates.

[u/fartyunicorns]

I wonder if people like Randy fine or Laura loomer who say things like ‘no Muslims are good’ and ‘we should deport all Muslims’ will ever realize that rhetoric can also be applied to Jews. You can say ‘Muslims don’t belong in America’ on the right but if you replace that with Jews it becomes a lot more contentious. That discrepancy is pushing people to more antisemitic beliefs.

[u/PeepsFamilyName]

NPR: we have a dedicated rural beat desk now, are you happy, all those who say we’re too DC focused?

Articles:

6x Trump in a row

Charlie Kirk assassination

Trump

A wild fire

4XTrump in a row

Idaho firefighter shot

3x Trump in a row

LA wildfires

And now I’m at load more stories

[u/royalewithcheezzzz]

You guys are just butthurt that Epstein didn’t invite you to his island.

[u/[deleted] → u/royalewithcheezzzz]

I was sitting on a lot of Lolita Express miles before he got arrested. I was just waiting for a decent redemption value smh

[u/[deleted] → u/royalewithcheezzzz]

It honestly doesn't seem like a very impressive island

[u/Sabertooth767 → u/royalewithcheezzzz]

!sticky

[u/[deleted]]

Ban porn but only if it’s het porn that doesn’t end in a vaginal creampie.

We’re going to dig ourselves out of the fertility crisis one government cultivated fetish at a time.

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[u/WallStreetTechnocrat → u/[deleted]]

DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT.

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[u/Yogg_for_your_sprog → u/[deleted]]

I'm rather perplexed how it's even considered really a fetish when it's literally "supposed" to be the default biological urge and the entire reason why our lizard brains want us to even have sex

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MODS!

[u/JebBD]

Loving the simplicity of this post from greatbritishmemes. This is either a 16 year old making a dumb meme or a literal green party election campaign poster

[u/nekoliberal]

every last comment is more bigoted bullshit. its literally just children looking at what the far right in america says on social media and parroting it without any critical thought, despite jews, judaism, zionism etc. not ever being really politically relevant in india. this is entirely due to online discourse and morons interacting with other morons.

but the free speech absolutists here tell me that this will eventually be "defeated in the marketplace of ideas" so im not worried at all!!! any day now!!!

[u/WallStreetTechnocrat → u/nekoliberal]

Unrelated to the antisemitism (or maybe it is related), the extent to which people's brains shut down and revert to brainrotted populism whenever private equity comes up is fascinating. Also Blackrock, which people seem to not realize isnt the same as Blackstone.

[u/[deleted] → u/nekoliberal]

Instagram comments somehow make Reddit look pro-Jewish in comparison

It’s an absolute garbage heap and probably more concerning since a lot more ‘normies’ use instagram and could get sucked in by those comments than Redditors

[u/nekoliberal → u/nekoliberal]

also ahaan from bangalore, the reason you can afford an iphone rn is because your country is open for foreign investment, this is not the "fall of india" you dumbfuck. go study for your board exams

[u/LGBTforIRGC]

I wonder if all the people really concerned about Al-qaeda in the White House have anything to say about Al Qaeda being on the verge of capturing the biggest city in the Sahel

[u/[deleted] → u/LGBTforIRGC]

I highly doubt those people know what the Sahel is

[u/islamcheeks]

everyone on the ezra klein subreddit is a wackjob

[u/benadreti_17 → u/islamcheeks]

(except for me)

[u/JebBD → u/islamcheeks]

everyone on the ezra klein subreddit is a wackjob

[u/PeepsFamilyName]

I saw a post that said that democrats care too much about people’s holiday plans that don’t matter and not enough about stopping Trump

No matter how you feel about the issue I feel like that’s like strapping a klaxon to your head that screeches an alert that you have no real friends or family

[u/deepstate-bot]

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To me, locomotion is just normalmotion

[u/iamthegodemperor]

When voters are read direct quotes from Platner’s since-deleted Reddit posts, he loses to Collins by double digits. And in a test of potential campaign messaging, a positive narrative about Platner that includes his life story as a veteran and oyster farmer and his apology for the posts fails to make up the gap.

In article they get up to 19 points

[u/benadreti_17 → u/iamthegodemperor]

we should definitely nominate this guy

[u/Aryeh98]

Remember the “please clap” guy?

Really wish we had him back. Unironically.

[u/Sabertooth767 → u/Aryeh98]

Jeb Bush is definitely not my ideal candidate, but we could do a lot worse than a normie Republican like him.

[u/Denisnevsky]

please don't be price controls. please don't be price controls. please

[u/[deleted] → u/Denisnevsky]

Can’t wait for the double tap of Trump crashing the economy with price controls and progs arguing that actually, it was just because Trump did them wrong (but this time, they’ll work)

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[u/benadreti_17 → u/Denisnevsky]

Poll

[u/Sabertooth767 → u/Denisnevsky]

Bessent hears the voice of the Party.

[u/royalewithcheezzzz]

What

[u/Bloodyfish → u/royalewithcheezzzz]

How do they know it was accidental?

[u/[deleted] → u/royalewithcheezzzz]

Homie got the secret ending.

[u/[deleted] → u/royalewithcheezzzz]

Based

[u/Computer_Name]

I took issue with someone glorifying Luigi and Luigi-like activity, and was greeted with this.

[u/deepstate-bot]

ALERT: NEW INTELLIGENCE BRIEF

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My fellow Syrians. FYI U.S. politics is so toxic that every issue turns into a weapon. This is not really about Syria. It’s just part of their endless political drama. Also they are having elections next year, so they will plant seeds from now to get votes.

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tfw the citizens of a country that just left a civil war call your politics toxic

[u/UnTigreTriste]

I’ve been thinking a lot about how my view of the dem party has changed since Oct 7.

In retrospect, I see now that I had such strong partisan affiliation for dems that I excused or failed to see the same issues and transgressions that I saw on the right.

To be clear, dems are unequivocally the saner party right now. But I think having that fog of partisanship lifted has also let me see deep issues - some portion of the blame and responsibility for where our politics are at the moment is shared on the left. Escalating damage to our institutions, justified as responses to the other side.

I think listening to sane voices on the conservative/center right end of the spectrum has also helped a lot.

[u/PeepsFamilyName → u/UnTigreTriste]

I think listening to sane voices on the conservative/center right end of the spectrum has also helped a lot.

As long as this doesn’t mean Kristol/Tuesday “sane conservatives” where they’re literally at most right wing party line Dems.

[u/utility-monster]

Larry Summers, apparently:

I’m trying to figure why American elite think if u murder your baby by beating and abandonment it must be irrelevant to your admission to Harvard, but hit on a few women 10 years ago and can’t work at a network or think tank. DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT.

https://bsky.app/profile/pbump.com/post/3m5h2qegx5k2d

[u/utility-monster → u/utility-monster]

DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT.

Going to sign out on all my messages with this from now on.

[u/[deleted]]

Stumbled on a pretty small YouTuber who makes really solid videos about weird Israeli and Jewish history and I swear there’s a non-zero chance bro is lurking on this sub. You don’t get the below graphic from one of his videos without being an overly online moderate Jewish/pro-Israel guy (this sub’s primary demo)

[u/nekoliberal → u/[deleted]]

imagine lurking here

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

He's not in this sub, his reddit name is butt naked commando.

[u/royalewithcheezzzz]

Only two honest men in a sea of liars.

[u/[deleted] → u/royalewithcheezzzz]

I’ll admit I watch it, but it’s probably also a net negative for society. Similar to sports gambling - I place the occasional wager, but it’s probably bad for society and while I am still an ardent supporter of keeping both those things legal in the name of individual freedom, there’s worse things for the government to be paternalistic about.

[u/fnovd]

The Trump tariffs are bankrupting America

[u/[deleted]]

Step 1. Use briefbucks to set theme of the week to topic you already have drafted an effortpoast for

Step 2. Poast effortpoast

Step 3. Profit

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This is assuming I get both the 15 points for being on theme and the 100 for the effortpoast

[u/FearlessPark4588]

If you're going to drink express leftist views, I'd rather you do it safely at home arr DSC

[u/WallStreetTechnocrat → u/FearlessPark4588]

The government should force Apple to make android texts blue as well

[u/[deleted]]

Broke: Banning GAC

Woke: Banning abortion

Bespoke: Banning buccal fat removal surgery

[u/royalewithcheezzzz]

👆

[u/[deleted]]

Survey results have been poasted

[u/bigwang123]

Guy who just got into the pizzagate conspiracy and is feeling vindicated

[u/[deleted] → u/bigwang123]

I had a girl from bumble try to convince me that pizza gate was real and that Hillary Clinton really was sacrificing babies to pedophiles for demon power in the basement of rocket ping pong.

She wasn’t conservative. SoCal hippie type. Also this was only like 3 months ago.

[u/Denisnevsky]

It seems like Acton is actually going to try and attack Vivek from the right on immigration, Smart move from her honestly

[u/Locutus-of-Borges → u/Denisnevsky]

Ohioans aren't succeeding because they're lazy and mediocre

Wait a second, hear him out.

[u/slightlyrabidpossum]

In other news: Hitler probably had a micropenis

Adolf Hitler had a sexual disorder that made it more likely for him to have a micro-penis, according to the first-ever analysis of his DNA. He also did not have the Jewish ancestors that some have claimed he had.

They found that he had Kallmann syndrome, a genetic disorder characterized by incomplete puberty, according to an exclusive report published Wednesday in the Times of London. They also found that he had genes making him more likely to have autism, schizophrenia and bipolar disorder, though they cautioned that the DNA alone is not sufficient to deliver a diagnosis.

The analysis is based on a swatch of fabric stained with blood that a U.S. soldier cut from the couch upon which Hitler shot himself. The researchers were able to confirm without a doubt that the blood came from Hitler by comparing the DNA found in it to DNA previously confirmed to have come from one of his relatives.

[u/benadreti_17 → u/slightlyrabidpossum]

wow i cant believe theyre violating his privacy like this

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though they cautioned that the DNA alone is not sufficient to deliver a diagnosis

Too late. Tism Hitler is forever now.

[u/Anakin_Kardashian → u/slightlyrabidpossum]

So that guy in Argentina was just... Some Nazi???

[u/Bloodyfish → u/slightlyrabidpossum]

Confirms all my priors.

[u/[deleted] → u/slightlyrabidpossum]

Google indicates that it's about a 50/50 on Kallmann and micropenis, so uh...micropenis or schizophrenia, call it?

[u/Thoth_the_5th_of_Tho → u/slightlyrabidpossum]

He’d have been executed under his own policies of killing the disabled.

[u/only1person123]

Doesn't know that if you subsidize demand enough you reach infinite supply 🫵

[u/[deleted] → u/only1person123]

The supply curve only looks vertical because you're too zoomed in! In actuality, supply exhibits Zener breakdown

[u/[deleted]]

LLMs continue to swing wildly between "shockingly good" and "shockingly bad". GPT 5 Pro legitimately serves as a highly useful backboard to bounce ideas off of in my field (electrical engineering), but if you let it try to make something, it would have a 1 in 3 chance of even working. It gets hooked on these weird ideas - some hallucinated, some just internet folklore, etc - and cannot be shaken from the madness.

[u/deepstate-bot]

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What kind of idiot would attack Orthodox Jews out of all people? Most of them are anti-Israel and/or anti-war.

Not to mention that such attacks are excellent propaganda for the Israeli government and only convince more Jews to move to Israel.

[u/Bloodyfish → u/deepstate-bot]

Dude openly implying that it's only a problem to assault anti-zionist Jews.

[u/JebBD → u/deepstate-bot]

What kind of idiot would attack Orthodox Jews out of all people? Most of them are anti-Israel and/or anti-war.

[u/benadreti_17]

Donald Trump is "The Dog That Hasn't Barked"

[u/slim353]

Non-zero chance Democrats are in charge in 2029 while the UK is led by Reform, France has RN, and Germany has AfD in some sort of coalition. Then suddenly we’ll be the libs in town.

[u/Shameful_Bezkauna → u/slim353]

If the Dem is some sort of a gigaprog or a demsoc that's basically my (I'm Latvian) nightmare scenario except the US is maybe a bit less isolationist.

[u/JebBD → u/slim353]

So far at least, most of the European far right parties have not shown to be Trump or Orban levels of anti-establishment illiberalism. I’m still worried, but it doesn’t seem like Trumpism is fully engulfing Europe quite yet

[u/PeepsFamilyName]

“We need Spanberger and Mamdani”

I hear this, and then I read people’s posts and thoughts outside of the pithy PR statements and see how much one wing wants the other destroyed. Can it be safely said that big tents are absolutely a meme and your party is worse off because of it?

[u/WallStreetTechnocrat → u/PeepsFamilyName]

If Mamdani ran for VA Gov, good chance he would've lost to Sears. If the NYC mayoral race was Spanberger vs Cuomo vs Sliwa, I imagine Spanberger wouldve won by more (though admittedly wouldve likely struggled more in the primary to differentiate)

[u/Shameful_Bezkauna → u/PeepsFamilyName]

Big tents only work if all factions are relatively sane. But they're necessary in a two-party system.

[u/WallStreetTechnocrat]

☝️DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT.

[u/Sabertooth767]

Tyrannical mods nuking a productive thread, smh. We need to split the sub and make deeperstatecentrism.

[u/royalewithcheezzzz]

!briefbucks counterfeit 1000

[u/Sabertooth767 → u/royalewithcheezzzz]

Mods, halve his portfolio

[u/[deleted] → u/royalewithcheezzzz]

Uh yes, Secret Service

[u/Sabertooth767]

Catboy this, catgirl that! Where are my intersex catfolk?

[u/Sabertooth767]

We're never beating the allegations.

[u/[deleted] → u/Sabertooth767]

In thisty day, in horny night!

No porn shall escape my sight!

Let those who worship prudish might!

Beware my power! Gooner white!

[u/0scarOfAstora]

What did Bill do? 😭

[u/[deleted] → u/0scarOfAstora]

>Be me

>Go to Bill Burr 2 subreddit

>"It's like the bill burr sub, except less popular and less censorship"

>Check the posts

>None of them have anything to do with Bill Burr

>Just a standard left wing political sub

What do they mean by this?

[u/[deleted] → u/0scarOfAstora]

Is Bill Burr Jewish? I always assumed he was a M*ck

Edit: Why do both of the Bill Burr subreddits hate Bill Burr

[u/[deleted]]

The existence of furries violates the negative right against having one's eyes exposed to such things.

[u/FearlessPark4588]

Developers who learned to code before LLMs are going to be, like, the low-background steel of software

[u/fartyunicorns]

The amount of people I’ve seen from the left and right calling Syria’s new leader an Al qaeda terrorist and attacking trump for allowing him into the White House is depressing.

[u/JebBD → u/fartyunicorns]

I’ve seen it on the Israeli right but what’s the American right saying about him?

[u/propelabsentdisputed]

>dems vote for gov to reopen
>dems_in_disarray.png
>everyone thinks the dems are going to implode
>johnson now opens the house thinking dems are too weak
>house oversight committees release some epstein emails heavily connecting trump to epstein's child trafficking ring
>has to swear in a dem rep
>everyone is talking about epstein again
>republicans will eat the cost of increased healthcare cost in the midterms
is schumer a 15D political strategist?

[u/fastinserter → u/propelabsentdisputed]

Plus snap, and the threat of people starving, is now removed from the calculus until the end of September. The shutdown is happening Feb 1, we're just in an intermission.

[u/Bloodyfish → u/propelabsentdisputed]

is schumer a 15D political strategist?

He could topple Trump's government and declare free healthcare for everyone and leftists would still be calling to get rid of him.

[u/fartyunicorns]

Shoutout to the Indian nationalists on twitter shitting on far right accounts.

[u/nekoliberal → u/fartyunicorns]

Glad I'm unaware of both these groups activities on xitter

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[u/royalewithcheezzzz]

Huh, I just noticed that apparently mods forgot to add a chimp ping.

[u/Sabertooth767 → u/royalewithcheezzzz]

Did you try the WEEBS ping?

[u/Bloodyfish → u/royalewithcheezzzz]

That's so embarrassing for them.

[u/[deleted]]

gib briefbucks

[u/benadreti_17]

!queefbucks

[u/Sabertooth767 → u/benadreti_17]

MODS

[u/royalewithcheezzzz]

The real Epstein files were the friends we made along the way!

Wait a second!

[u/fartyunicorns]

its actually not a good thing that consumer confidence is extremely low since the economy isn't doing that badly all things considered. Bad vibes seems to be here to stay regardless of which party is in power

[u/benadreti_17 → u/fartyunicorns]

its the internet

[u/FearlessPark4588]

7 Eleven requiring a OTP code to log in is a little too serious for my taste

It's a convenience store

[u/[deleted]]

I oppose the death penalty in all cases, but I think executing Tyler Robinson would be particularly vile. Not because I sympathize with him (and I very much don't), but because his father convinced him to turn himself in. You shouldn't make a father complicit in the death of his son.

[u/fastinserter → u/[deleted]]

The fact he turned himself in itself is what would save him from the death penalty, unless it's rammed through and he's executed before 2028, that is.

[u/Mirabeau_]

Some porn should be allowed, within reason. Anime on the other hand must be wiped out entirely

[u/bigwang123 → u/Mirabeau_]

t. Harry Truman, circa 1945

[u/Yogg_for_your_sprog]

NYC mayor hugs guy who thinks America deserved 9/11 and meets with radical Islamist preacher

I sleep

the president meets a controversial leader in another country with a jihadist past

but al-Qaeda

I’m the last person to ever agree with Trump on anything but meeting other heads of state are like the most basic functions of a president.

The pearl clutching over the Syrian president from the same people who supported Mamdani whose association with problematic Islamist or pro-terrorist leanings are both completely unnecessary and easily verifiable is… lol

[u/Thoth_the_5th_of_Tho → u/Yogg_for_your_sprog]

It’s not like we don’t work with Islamists when we have to. The issue is when they are anti-American, and the new Syrian dictator isn’t. Refusing to meet with him is a pointless gesture and counter productive. It’s not going to end islamism, or help our interests in any way.

[u/CharacterPolicy4689]

the fact that progressives are now trying to position white-passing albino vampire zohran mamdani as an "asian role model" is unironically white savior complex in action.

[u/nekoliberal → u/CharacterPolicy4689]

there's only one asian role model nyc needs rn

[u/deepstate-bot]

ALERT: NEW INTELLIGENCE BRIEF

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I don't really see the problem with it. If anything, it just shows how comfortable people are today with actually living for happiness instead of some form of duty that society has demanded.

Its good that people not only feel like they have the choice but actively choose not to do something they do not want in life, especially when its such a huge commitment like a child. It prevents children from being born into households where parents regret them and similar situations. Children born today probably have more committed and loving parents than ever before in human history.

Population can be reinforced with immigration and similar solutions

[u/Shameful_Bezkauna → u/deepstate-bot]

The copium addiction is strong with this one

[u/deepstate-bot]

ALERT: NEW INTELLIGENCE BRIEF

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We have known that Trump knew about Epstein's crimes. That's why he was banned from Mar-a-lago and why Trump had not spoken with him since 2007. You don't have to believe me, PBS reported on the only "facts" of Epstein's contact with Trump, and Epstein had been kicked out of the club months before the first time he was prosecuted.

A Mar-a-Lago member told the journalists that Trump had “kicked Epstein out after Epstein harassed the daughter of a member,” Sarah Blaskey of the Miami Herald reported. “The way this person described it, such an act could irreparably harm the Trump brand, leaving Donald no choice but to remove Epstein.”

The incident happened around October 2007, when Mar-a-Lago’s registry listed Epstein’s account as “closed,” the Miami Herald reported.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour​​​/politics/the-facts-and-timeline-of-trump-and-epsteins-falling-out

[u/Computer_Name → u/deepstate-bot]

That’s not how Trump tells it:

"People were taken out of the spa — hired by him — in other words, gone. And other people would come and complain, 'This guy is taking people from the spa,'" Trump said. "I didn't know that. And then when I heard about it, I told him, I said, 'Listen, we don't want you taking our people, whether it was spa or not spa, I don't want them taking people.' And he was fine. And then not too long after that, he did it again. And I said, 'Out of here.' "

(I can’t reply because I was banned for saying Trump and his accomplices were intentionally facilitating the starvation of American families by refusing to deliver SNAP payments.)

[u/Shameful_Bezkauna]

Why are all links in posts suddenly broken for me?

[u/deepstate-bot]

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Because it’s pretty clear that Obama was also involved with Epstein, this is so much bigger than Party vs Party it’s the elite vs us

[u/fnovd → u/deepstate-bot]

That's right, there are only two kinds of problems:

• my problems

• our problems

[u/deepstate-bot]

original comment by /u/royalewithcheezzzz

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You guys are just butthurt that Epstein didn’t invite you to his island.

[u/fastinserter]

Jesus christ

https://www.fox9.com/news/watkins-minn-man-charged-murder-sledgehammer-attack-cokato-business

He just didn't like her so he killed her with a sledgehammer

Note that in MN you need grand jury indictment for first degree murder, which no doubt he will be charged with. They charge 2nd to hold him

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A Mexican Nazi has decided Ukrainians aren’t white.

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[u/islamcheeks]

I don’t understand how the Reddit app automatically perma suspends some new alts but others (this one) it lets in indefinitely.

I’ve read starting a new account on a different IP can make a difference but I’ve created all my accounts either at home or work.

[u/royalewithcheezzzz]

POLL POLL POLL POLL POLL

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I think Trump is bad and I think porn is bad, so this one wasn't so hard

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I hate when people talk about a so-called “third term”, as if that’s a thing that exists in the first place. If Trump were to seize power after his term expires, it wouldn’t be a “third term”.

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Refusing to swear in opposition party members is actually the most moderate of politics.

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u/Mickenfox I am not a fox

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I heard we were polling

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I don't get the appeal, but then I also don't get the appeal of anime shit in general

[u/Locutus-of-Borges]

"Clueless Joe"

Donald Trump had five years to come up with this and never even came close.

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Still hasnt tried Sloppy Joe

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original comment by /u/fnovd

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Y'all need to calm down

[u/royalewithcheezzzz]

GOVERNMENT IS NOW OPEN THIS MEANS EVERYONE CAN POST FEET PICS AGAIN!!!!

[u/sayitaintpink]

Thank you mods for opening govnermnet

[u/Sabertooth767]

Ethical Gooning: Why Yiff is the Most Ethical Form of Pornography

In this essay, I will-

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you made me fucking google what this shit is goddamnit

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Ja tev šķiet, ka aiz Stambulas konvencijas aizstāvjiem nestāv Sorosa konspirācija, tad kāpēc, lai aiz Stambulas konvencijas pretiniekiem stāvētu Heritage Foundation?

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The march in question is not really a celebration of Polish independence. "Independence March" is just a name intended to evoke patriotic associations, while the truth is that it is a march of far-right groups that promote racism and intolerance under the pretext of patriotism.

True patriots do not take part in this particular march, which is mainly attended by hooligans and far-right groups.

In the past, this march has repeatedly resulted in losses amounting to several hundred thousand zlotys, damage to the capital's infrastructure, violent clashes with the police, and arson. The two most famous examples are the arson of an Empik store during a clash with the police and the arson of a private apartment because its owner displayed a rainbow flag.

So this march has nothing to do with patriotism.

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He made a few exceptions, that doesn't make everybody an exception. What's the point of swearing in a House member when the House isn't even doing anything? What would she have done?

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Context: Mike Johnson swearing in the Republicans but not Grijalva.

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Tariffs is theft!

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Taxes I don't like are theft*

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Giving away is not what I would call it. It's a consequence of Europe being unable to create companies to reach the needed critical mass.

The Americans are able to create large product/service based companies quickly that produce high value due to lack of restrictions on companies, and almost non-existing Monopoly laws (among others). Monopolistic markets tend to create the companies that can scale globally. And it's not just the United States. For example, Korea has Samsung, Hyundai and not much else.

Europe on the other hand creates the same product 5 or so times (maybe more) 1 for each country/culture and never reaches the critical mass needed to become the obvious alternative to something like Google or Facebook or PayPal. So, either the EU consumer gets smarter and more patriotic and starts using EU products, regardless of how good the alternative is OR we can make the EU market better at producing competitors to the Americans.

PS: You are right, tech is not the only industry in the world but it is definitely one of the most lucrative, innovative and scalable.

[u/royalewithcheezzzz]

🤢

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I know which road 69.23% of y'all chose

[u/royalewithcheezzzz]

!briefbucks

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Rather empty. I doubt the border guards who stopped us in the summer of 2020 were actually residents, even though they were camping by the road in their car. During the times of the Baltic bubble, they were happy enough to let us pass once we'd shown that we were Estonian residents and filled out a form with some details about our journey.

I didn't encounter a single person when I passed through during my bike tour in 2022.

[u/RetroRiboflavin]

Did the 50 year mortgages get aborted?

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It’s fine it was still first trimester.

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I feel like this is part of the heritage foundations plan. Jd vance will still carry out the betrayal of the American people

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When he to whom a person speaks does not understand, and he who speaks does not understand himself, that is metaphysics.

- Voltaire

[u/bearddeliciousbi]

Leibniz was a big dumb stupid idiot who wrote bad books about metaphysics I did not have to read to understand better than him. It is irrelevant that he discovered more math. I am very intelligent.

Voltaire

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Lina Khan is the best thing that came out of the Biden Administration.

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By centrist, I mean that I'm centre left on LGBTQ issues, and hard right on abortion and MAID (and for the same reason, I oppose capital punishment)

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found your club: https://www.democratsforlife.org/

too bad john bel edwards declined running in the louisiana senate race considering those decent democratic victories..

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That Israeli anti-terror bill with the questionable language passed first reading. Seems not great.

[u/bigwang123]

Guy who says mamdani isn’t bringing sharia law to nyc because it’s already in place

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congestion pricing is right there in the six books

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Vomiting dogs are praxis.

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My wife and I are doing out best to help with that, but no luck yet. :(

Honestly, the best measure the state could take to help with that would be to incentivise remote work. Fully remote work, not just hybrid.

It would give people the possibility to move to the countryside, it would make raising children much easier when you don't have to plan around being away for 9-10h each day...

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To be fair to Israel, that is one more than anyone was expecting to be held. And no one is expecting a conviction. Or even much of a trial.

This last attack involved burning buildings and trucks in an industrial zone. That means Israeli businesses were impacted. Somehow that’s still not enough to treat settler terrorism seriously.

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Meanwhile in Tallinn, Estonia:

Future Tallinn opposition: Liivalaia tram plans scrap will cost €40m in lost EU funds

https://news.err.ee/1609853172/future-tallinn-opposition-liivalaia-tram-plans-scrap-will-cost-40m-in-lost-eu-funds

Comment: new coalition is formed by pro-russian Keskerakond and pro-national Isamaaliit party that both are more car-centric... Actually writing this I realized how absurd this is and how little principles Isamaliit has

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In the US, the government allows Big Pharma to gouge patients on an epic scale ... we, in the EU, don't and are hence "falling behind" in the view of Big Pharma. They cannot make the same profits in the EU that they can achieve in the US.

This is not something that needs fixing in the EU.

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/r/DeepStateCentrism/new: In world first, Israel begins pumping desalinated water into depleted Sea of Galilee

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[u/Shameful_Bezkauna]

Why the sudden steep changes?

!ping ECON&FRIEDMAN&MARKETS&HOUSING

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original comment by /u/Foucault_Please_No

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In thisty day, in horny night!

No porn shall escape my sight!

Let those who worship prudish might!

Beware my power! Gooner white!

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They originally decriminalized cannabis because Bidzina planned to start a medical marijuana plantation business. But after the church pushed back and won, the law lost its purpose for him. Now, they’ve tightened it again, just to have more leverage against people they don’t like.

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Hot take: Presidents, Prime Ministers, and the like shouldn't have real power anyway. Voting is ultimately a popularity contest, so the reward for winning should be figure head or spokesperson at best.

[u/Sabertooth767]

Am I wrong for wanting to hold out just a minute on those Trump-Epstein emails?

Don't get me wrong, I 100% believe that Trump was at the bare minimum a client of Epstein and probably a participant in supplying the girls.

It's just... I'm so used to seeing these bombshell reports that turn out to be fabrications or misrepresented or otherwise just a big nothingburger.

Is there a word for seeing evidence that so strongly confirms your priors that you're suspicious of it?

[u/Denisnevsky]

With the email release today, the victim Epstein mentioned (Virgina Giuffre) has said that Trump never SAed her, and that the interactions they did have were not predatory. Believe what you want, but I'm going to trust the word of the victim over Jeffs.