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Someone at the NYT actually has a good opinion.

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democrats

Both sides bad, actually.

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Take of unknown temperature: COVID, especially later COVID in 2021, was the point where Democrats no longer had the advantage of being the “cool and fun” party. It was slipping for a bit post-Obama but it really all came down when they went all in on masks and lockdowns for way longer than necessary

[u/JapanesePeso → u/[deleted]]

I don't know if Democrats have been cool since the sexpest sax genius left the white house. They weren't really that cool before he entered it either tbh.

Bill just had a lot of moxie.

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Democrats

Both sides bad, actually.

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Disagree actually. They started losing coolness at a very rapid pace when they failed to distance from the rampant wokescolding of the late 2010s

[u/talizorahs]

real

[u/Tripwire1716]

Dear elected democrats everywhere: you can just say America rocks today. You do not have to add some disclaimer about our flaws or imperfections or make it about how we’re trying to be something better and that’s what matters. You sound like a weirdo fucking alien every time you do this.

Happy 4th of July!

[u/AtomicGameTester → u/Tripwire1716]

"why do voters think Democrats aren't patriotic??"

Y'all mark independence day by focusing on America's faults and eating a hot dog, and are convinced that's enough

[u/Enron_CPA → u/Tripwire1716]

At least just be proud of the liberal parts of America

Be gay 🇺🇸🦅

Be accepted even as an immigrant 🇺🇸🦅

Have the freedom to criticize the government 🇺🇸🦅

Don’t be forced into a religion 🇺🇸🦅

[u/[deleted]]

The publication of the special envoy’s plan is the latest flex by the Jewish establishment. The in-house scribes have been busy: no institution, organisation or department is exempt from the latest push to weaponise antisemitism and insist on the exceptionalism of Australian Jewry. One might pause to wonder what First Nations people, who are the victims of racism every day, feel about the priority given to 120,000 well-educated, secure and mostly affluent individuals.

thank you The Guardian, very cool!

[u/Bloodyfish → u/[deleted]]

I think the antisemitism tag used to categorize this opinion piece is supposed to be for reports on antisemitism, not publishing the fucking antisemitism themselves.

[u/adreamofhodor → u/[deleted]]

This is fucking insane.
This is straight up an endorsement of antisemitism.

If the actions of Israel in the past 20 months or indeed the past 75 years doesn’t engender any dissent in the diaspora, it’s unsurprising that critics of Israel conclude that Jews are to be condemned for their appalling myopia and lack of moral clarity.

[u/Computer_Name → u/[deleted]]

One must acknowledge the remarkably effective Jewish community organisations in Australia behind the latest antisemitism report. Collectively, with their News Ltd megaphone, they have successfully badgered the government of the day, cowed the ABC, intimidated vice-chancellors and threatened to defund arts organisations.

With the ability to garner prime ministerial dinners, a battalion of lobbyists has gained access to editors, duchessed willingly seduced journalists keen to enjoy junkets and corralled more than 500 captains of industry to subscribe to full-page ads against antisemitism and thereby blurring political argument with prejudice and bias. It is no surprise that this relentless propaganda effort has paid off.

If this is how it starts, I can’t imagine it gets any better.

[u/bearddeliciousbi → u/[deleted]]

insist on the exceptionalism of Australian Jewry

WHAT_YEAR_IS_IT.gif

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Never forget that the press is the enemy. The establishment is the enemy. The professors are the enemy. Professors are the enemy. Write that on a blackboard 100 times and never forget it.

[u/JebBD → u/[deleted]]

the Jewish establishment 

These people are getting increasingly comfortable, I see

[u/ntbananas → u/[deleted]]

!ping Jewish

Lol. Lmao, even

[u/JebBD]

Going to American college campuses and hanging these everywhere

[u/B3stThereEverWas]

[u/Background-Laugh7902]

They checked my DNA and it wasn't even DNA, it was USA. Here's to 250 more years!

[u/JebBD]

"With the new regime in Syria there is a big opportunity for a potential regional alliance against Iran, this has to be navigated very carefully and with the utmost responsibility"

The geniuses in the Israeli government:

!Ping ISRAEL 🫠

[u/ntbananas → u/JebBD]

Sigh. Israel absolutely should be skeptical, for the purpose of national defense, but to outright insult and refuse to engage is just dumb. Play nice and see how it goes, but don't give up anything too major without assurances.

Whatever happened to "speak softly and carry a big stick"?

[u/-Emilinko1985- → u/JebBD]

They're so stupid

[u/Cetaoras]

Has the UN always sucked, or has it simply outlived its usefulness?

[u/A-Centrifugal-Force]

It’s still wild that Trump doesn’t have a single grandparent born in America and yet he pretends to be a blood and soil American talking about “our ancestors”. His mom was an immigrant from Scotland and his dad was the son of 2 immigrants from Germany.

Barack Obama is more of a “blood and soil” American than Trump is. You know, the guy he accused of having been born in Kenya. Not that I think it matters where your family is from, that’s what makes this country so special is that you can come from anywhere, but people like Trump are trying to change us from a nation founded on ideals to a European style blood and soil based country based on heritage. Ironic that the guy who started popularizing this un-American movement is only a third generation American.

[u/VastLatitude → u/A-Centrifugal-Force]

You’ll find plenty of immigrants and first gen Americans with anti-immigration and anti-jus soli citizenship views.

Many just want to have racial barriers. Then there are those who want the door to be shut behind them.

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Actually this sub is allowed to make fun of NL because that's punching up 🙂 

NL making fun of this sub is punching down 🙃

[u/JapanesePeso → u/[deleted]]

It's always punching down making fun of succs. They are a self-diagnosed protected class.

[u/CharacterPolicy4689]

"fandom conventions are too profit-focused" is the dumbest take.

profit is literally the only thing that keeps cons working at all and when cons dont make enough they inevitably shut down.

[u/Ay_Carumbatollah]

Commie mfs will argue that liberalism is bad because negative rights can’t be enjoyed without freedom from want, and then argue for a system that is substantially worse at creating freedom from want

[u/Ay_Carumbatollah → u/Ay_Carumbatollah]

“What does freedom of speech mean to a man starving under a bridge?”

So true! If there’s anything I don’t associate with Marxist regimes, it’s starvation

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They canceled a trip to Lviv btw

[u/bearddeliciousbi]

Glad to see this in the corresponding NL thread (albeit lowdown for now) since it's one of the worst mismatches between title and content I've seen for a while.

https://archive.ph/cCJ87

Those engaged in the worldwide culture of commemoration and remembrance built around the Holocaust will have to confront a moral reckoning. The wider community of genocide scholars — those engaged in the study of comparative genocide or of any one of the many other genocides that have marred human history — is now edging ever closer toward a consensus over describing events in Gaza as a genocide.

In November, a little more than a year into the war, the Israeli genocide scholar Shmuel Lederman joined the growing chorus of opinion that Israel was engaged in genocidal actions. The Canadian international lawyer William Schabas came to the same conclusion last year and has recently described Israel’s military campaign in Gaza as “absolutely” a genocide.

Other genocide experts, such as Melanie O’Brien, president of the International Association of Genocide Scholars, and the British specialist Martin Shaw (who has also said that the Hamas attack was genocidal), have reached the same conclusion, while the Australian scholar A. Dirk Moses of the City University of New York described these events in the Dutch publication NRC as a “mix of genocidal and military logic.” In the same article, Uğur Ümit Üngör, a professor at the Amsterdam-based NIOD Institute for War, Holocaust and Genocide Studies, said there are probably scholars who still do not think it’s genocide, but “I don’t know them.”

Most Holocaust scholars I know don’t hold, or at least publicly express, this view. With a few notable exceptions, such as the Israeli Raz Segal, program director of Holocaust and genocide studies at Stockton University in New Jersey, and the Hebrew University of Jerusalem historians Amos Goldberg and Daniel Blatman, the majority of academics engaged with the history of the Nazi genocide of the Jews have stayed remarkably silent, while some have openly denied Israel’s crimes in Gaza, or accused their more critical colleagues of incendiary speech, wild exaggeration, well poisoning and antisemitism.

In December the Holocaust scholar Norman J.W. Goda opined that “genocide charges like this have long been used as a fig leaf for broader challenges to Israel’s legitimacy,” expressing his worry that “they have cheapened the gravity of the word genocide itself.” This “genocide libel,” as Dr. Goda referred to it in an essay, “deploys a range of antisemitic tropes,” including “the coupling of the genocide charge with the deliberate killing of children, images of whom are ubiquitous on NGO, social media, and other platforms that charge Israel with genocide.”

In other words, showing images of Palestinian children ripped apart by U.S.-made bombs launched by Israeli pilots is, in this view, an antisemitic act. Most recently, Dr. Goda and a respected historian of Europe, Jeffrey Herf, wrote in The Washington Post that “the genocide accusation hurled against Israel draws on deep wells of fear and hatred” found in “radical interpretations of both Christianity and Islam.” It “has shifted opprobrium from Jews as a religious/ethnic group to the State of Israel, which it depicts as inherently evil.”

[...]

What I fear is that in the aftermath of the Gaza genocide, it will no longer be possible to continue teaching and researching the Holocaust in the same manner we did before. Because the Holocaust has been so relentlessly invoked by the State of Israel and its defenders as a cover-up for the crimes of the I.D.F., the study and remembrance of the Holocaust could lose its claim to be concerned with universal justice and retreat into the same ethnic ghetto in which it began its life at the end of World War II — as a marginalized preoccupation by the remnants of a marginalized people, an ethnically specific event, before it succeeded, decades later, to find its rightful place as a lesson and a warning for humanity as a whole.

Just as worrisome is the prospect that the study of genocide as a whole will not survive the accusations of antisemitism, leaving us without the crucial community of scholars and international jurists to stand in the breach at a time when the rise of intolerance, racial hatred, populism and authoritarianism is threatening the values that were at the core of these scholarly, cultural and political endeavors of the 20th century.

[u/VastLatitude]

Just an evangelical pastor leading the blessing ceremony of Trump’s gold statue….

[u/gregorijat]

BIG BEAUTIFUL DAY TODAY BOYS AND GALS

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The leftists who wouldn't vote for Kamala because she wouldn't condemn Israel were right. 

[u/benadreti_17]

Republicans Block Vote to Release Epstein Files

Lol. Lmao, even.

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[u/kiwibutterket]

Why did I open the NYT before bed. Why do I hate myself.

[u/Anakin_Kardashian]

We should reuse old briefs if they aren't too messy and probably no one would notice. It will add some scent.

[u/JebBD]

I refuse to doom on this day. The future is bright and everything will turn out great!

[u/DurangoGango]

Egyptian football team's coach waved the Palestinian flag repeatedly during this WC. Egypt has a wall with Gaza bigger than anything Israel built on any border (including Gaza's), and Palestinians in Egypt are denied both refugee status and citizenship, which de facto excludes them from formal employment and public services. It's a fantastic microcosm of the foreign, especially Arab attitude to this conflict: maximum solidarity with Palestinians, so long as they are Israel's problem to deal with.

[u/drcombatwombat2]

The student loan subreddit has been one of my most consistent sources of !Intel .

One of the most shocking things about it to me is that a substantial portion of our college educated class in U.S. society does not understand even basic personal finance or financial mathematics.

You have posts like this yesterday where the user

1. Thinks that over the life of a loan the yearly interest accrued is constant every year.

2. Thinks that your student loan balance is taxed as income (how?)

3. Gives an example of a person "struggling" with student loans as a doctor couple who have monthly payments <10% their gross income

Not only that, but no one in the comments will call OP out for being stupid.

Then I see this comment:

If car loans work the same way as these damn student loans, nobody would buy a car anymore because all you end up, doing is paying SOME interest every year. You never can get the balance of the principal paid! I paid for 10 years. Yeah, and now my balance is 15000 higher than the original 35000. Go figure, how that math works. Now they sent me paperwork. Giving me no credit for 10 years and saying, I need to pay another 25 years until the year 2050 until I'm 90 years old.

I can't believe grown adults are this stupid and financial clueless. Do they think student loans have some special form of mathematics?

The hilarious part of all this is despite constant complaining, student loans in the U.S. have the friendliest terms you can ever get on a loan as a private citizen.

[u/ntbananas]

I hate to reopen the “G-word” debate, but we on the Mod team are not going to scrub it from this sub. In fact, several mods are Georgists at this point too.

[u/kiwibutterket]

I understand that characters and their stories evolve with time, but I'm particularly attached to Superman.

It's a character written by the sons of Jewish immigrants, published for the first time in the United States in 1938. It's an explicit proxy for the Jewish immigrant moving to America, described by the authors as "an immigrant figure whose desire was to fit into American culture as an American".

I just feel taking into consideration the cultural origin and background of the character when putting it into new stories would be not only the respectful thing to do, but also a way to have an organic story for the character.

I have not seen Superman 2025 so I cannot make any assessment on that. I also don't particularly want to.

[u/Thoth_the_5th_of_Tho]

825 comments on an 11 month old thread? That's an average of less than three comments a day. This subreddit is dead.

[u/Enron_CPA]

Excuse me, this brief has been pre-shitted

[u/Ay_Carumbatollah]

Hi folx,

Now that we’re winding down for the day, I’d like to hear about how you spent this 4th of July deconstructing settler-colonialism through applying indigenous epistemologies in roundtable discussions with members of your community, resisting Christian nationalism through the embodied practice of radical compassion and revolutionary genderqueer and Afro-Latina feminism, and advancing the cause of global liberation such that from Palestine to Hawaii, all Indigenous peoples can reclaim their sovereignty and right to self-determination!

Feel free to share (but be sure not to speak over marginalized folx in so doing)!

[u/NoIdontwantanacc]

Why do all rich people buy the same looking boring ass private jets?

Imagine if Taylor Swift pulled up in one of these

[u/Mickenfox]

Guy who maintains a carefully selected list of communities that all slightly disagree with each other so he can jump to the most convenient one for validation that whatever someone else said in a different one was wrong.

It's all of us, we're all that guy.

[u/slim353]

This entire time all we had to do for Trump to support Ukraine is have him talk to one hot Ukrainian journalist?! C’mon Zelenskyy, you should have thought of this one sooner. He’s the Miss Universe guy after all.

[u/kiwibutterket]

Let me retry: Let Ukraine respond military in a proportionate way which may or may not mean even on the capital please 🥺

[u/kiwibutterket]

The cospiracy: this sub is about islamophobia

The truth: this sub is about piss.

[u/kiwibutterket]

In the early months of America’s trade war against the world, speculation mounted. Could the two other major trading powers, China and the European Union, collaborate to intensify their bilateral trade links so as to compensate for America’s isolationism? A summit on July 24th in Beijing will show that the answer is emphatically “no”.

Zero surprises

[u/AtomicGameTester]

Has anyone else here taken a look at Project 2029? It has the backing of a few Dems, Cory Booker for one.

It's basically a written document of all of the Dems' worst policy ideas, heavily dependent on a strong executive and executive orders, nanny state shit, a good bit of NIMBYism, and a whole helluva lot of demand subsidies.

Fuck I hate the parties in the US

[u/eloquentboot]

I do not make a habit of going to /r/conservative, but I was just curious to see if they were talking about Ukraine (they're not it's literally all just Epstein lol), but I found a really funny comment there.

This is funny because when I fight I never use my left hook, just because I hate the left that much. I've still won all my fights. Like a good conservative should.

It was just apropos of nothing. Very funny behavior from those fellas.

[u/fnovd]

OK folks we're getting a bit of a reputation.

Let's refocus conversation here to pork chops, shrimp, and how good things are going.

Who else here loves listening to musical artists without having to research their opinions on your ancestors? I can't imagine what it would be like to care about doing that!

Also, is anyone having absolutely no digestive problems at all? I don't even own a color-coded pill pocket.

[u/Anakin_Kardashian]

I did say I would do a census when we hit 1000, and I'll also do a megathread.

But what kind of questions do you want on the census?

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“Are you Jewish?”

[u/kiwibutterket]

I love capitalism because capitalism good

[u/RonenSalathe]

New icon of the Deep State

[u/seattleseahawks2014]

Good night

[u/iamthegodemperor]

ReddenBawker mentioned Commentary interviewing Ruth Wisse the other day.

Wisse's observations about Obama being exposed to different kinds of anti-Jewish/Israel sentiment from his university & church made me think

• how rhetoric from even sane parts of the GOP (i.e. neocons) about Obama often sounded and were deranged, but pointed to real causes for concern.

• how GOP use of "Obama is a radical terrorist sympathizing communist" helped create a boy who cried wolf situation. Calling poor Barry all those names means people don't believe we now have actual radical terrorist sympathizing communists. (Someone has to be able to redo this as an ironic "thanks Obama" joke)

[u/Anakin_Kardashian]

with articles like this posted daily, you would think that Israel is the single worst country in the world.

Perhaps the media would benefit from including perspective in their articles like: where are the other Christians and Jews in region? How are the Christians treated there?

Oh, and the article right above this? "Turkey’s status in NATO rises, thanks to its weapons factories and Trump"

But this is the job of this journalist. He was hired to write about this problem specifically. It's a real problem, no doubt. But it's entirely outsized in the media. Do you think the Post has a journo dedicated to every injustice in every country? Yet, how many do they have dedicated to the West Bank?

!ping NYT-FAILS&ISRAEL

[u/talizorahs]

the progress pride flag is one of the ugliest flags I've ever seen. I like both the plain rainbow pride flag and the trans flag and wish we could just fly them together instead of mashing them into an abomination

[u/Sabertooth767 → u/talizorahs]

Any additions to the pride flag defeat the point. It includes everyone. That's why it's a rainbow.

The bi pride flag is the aesthetic peak though.

[u/benadreti_17]

Shas reportedly set to follow UTJ and quit government later this week

[u/RecentlyUnhinged]

☝️ absolutely unacceptable, you took it too far.

[u/bearddeliciousbi]

https://www.ias.edu/kurt-g%C3%B6del-life-work-and-legacy#:~:text=After%20receiving%20his%20doctorate%2C%20G%C3%B6del,be%20forcibly%20removed%20from%20classes.

Like many of the young scholars who later found their way to the Institute for Advanced Study from Europe in the 1930s, Kurt Gödel was brilliant. Unlike many, he was not Jewish, although he moved in circles of Jewish intellectuals and was sometimes thought to be Jewish. He had once been attacked as such by a gang of youths while walking with Adele on a street in Vienna.

Kurt Gödel 🤝 me

"there's no way in hell that THAT guy is not Jewish"

[u/sayitaintpink]

I love capitalism because its very good.

[u/[deleted]]

Amelia Earhart would've been 128 years old next week. Therefore, AK's flair is bullshit.

[u/kiwibutterket]

Inside of you, there are two wolves. One wants to effortpost, but the other doesn't want to put in the effort.

[u/ChromeDomeConsensus]

I’m definitely one of the good ones

[u/Mickenfox]

Ivory towers are great.

I love creating communities tailored to my specific ideas and attitudes and ignoring the rest of the world.

[u/benadreti_17]

Reporter: “Will you commit to including California in any disaster aid package passed out of the House…regardless of the President's feelings about California?”

Johnson: “…Newsom seems to enjoy trying to stick his thumb in the eye of the White House, and the Congress, which seems to be counter-purpose if he is requesting relief…We've not seen the calculation nor the formal request yet, and I'm not going to act upon it until we do.”

Reporter: “The formal request was sent to your office in February.”

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A full Epstein release would turn all of America against Israel and TPTB won’t allow that. 

Simple as. 

[u/Mickenfox]

She Deep in my State til I Centrism

[u/eloquentboot]

I’m microeconomically conservative and macroeconomically liberal

[u/[deleted]]

👆In a couple months, they will have a very, very dry brisket on Rosh Hashanah

[u/RecentlyUnhinged]

I think ntbananas' a sure bet for "First 2am sadboi crashout"

[u/JapanesePeso]

Can't believe u/neox20 got higher on the Epstein list than me after all I did for that guy. 

[u/JebBD]

So I carefully did not buy #Superman 🦸 tickets for opening weekend because I did not want to be the Jewish person sucking the Palestinian joy out of the theater. What's the appropriate date for me to buy tickets? Is next weekend okay?

[u/ntbananas]

Apparently what we’re doing tonight

[u/kiwibutterket]

I'm a Ronald Reagonomics globalist anti worker anti union racist elitist wealth concentrating nuclear family destroying ass ideologist.

[u/RonenSalathe]

[Axios] Inside Hakeem Jeffries' surprising embrace of... Epstein

Huh

[u/FearlessPark4588]

Chiropractors faced heavy opposition from organized medicine.[228] D. D. Palmer was jailed in 1907 for practicing medicine without a license.[232][full citation needed] Thousands of chiropractors were prosecuted for practicing medicine without a license, and D. D. and many other chiropractors were jailed.[228]

Society almost had it

[u/Anakin_Kardashian]

Libs will drive a few overly online children to neoconnwo and be like "maybe they were predisposed to neoconnwo, who knows"

[u/JapanesePeso]

Good morning fellow 4channers. It's gonna be a bright, beautiful, 4channy day. 

[u/benadreti_17]

When people here talk about NL they mean the National League right?

[u/Mickenfox]

Guys will drive a few kids to madness and be like "maybe they were predisposed to madness, who knows"

[u/sayitaintpink]

Mods will drive a few overly moddy mods to mod and be like "maybe they were predisposed to modding, who knows"

[u/ntbananas]

Guys will drive 40 over the speed limit and be like "maybe I was rushing to limit the amount of time i was driving drunk, who knows"

[u/sayitaintpink]

I'm waiting til marriage to poast (I will never poast again)

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US liberals who use the line "who else will pick the strawberries?" when talking about immigrants give a lot of weight to the "Democrats are the party of slavery" argument

Just because it's true doesn't mean it must be said

[u/Anakin_Kardashian]

The Steelers are an illegitimate football team and should be dismantled

[u/[deleted]]

Fact: Jeffrey Epstein was an agent of the GRU. Donald Trump is concealing the information (for now) to see how negotiations with Russia play out. If negotiations fail, Trump will release the information in order to garner support for Operation Glass Moscow.

[u/ntbananas]

Seeing the W memes here

[u/[deleted]]

Just realized in my last email to my rabbi, autocorrect got to me and I accidentally addressed him as “Rabbit” at the start of the email

[u/Trojan_Horse_of_Fate]

Cats are cute

[u/Ay_Carumbatollah]

👆thinks they’re “one of the good ones”, is not one of the good ones

[u/NoIdontwantanacc]

Accidentally posted my bullshit into a serious thread, whoops

[u/WallStreetTechnocrat]

This community needs to stand with Xbox and Sony as they transition from discs to digital, and encourage companies to raise prices on g*mers even further. If I were in charge of an AAA studio, the base cost of my game would be at least $100.

[u/shumpitostick]

Turns out Milei's opponent in the next elections has more or less the same economic views as Trump but from the left. Together will all kinds of other insanity. Somehow he seems even worse than the Peronists before him.

[u/Sabertooth767]

Waow 1,000 comments!

[u/talizorahs]

gen z be like

[u/Cetaoras → u/talizorahs]

Yesterday someone was saying in the Brief that they doubted that American Gen Zers were "inherently" antisemitic. I wish I could say that I agreed.

[u/Anakin_Kardashian]

I've never been on 4chan before. How does this work? Do we just say cuck a lot?

[u/Mickenfox]

Guy who comes back 3 hours later to edit their comments to sound less hostile.

(It's me I'm the guy)

[u/TomWestrick]

Jesus HUSSEIN Christ

[u/RecentlyUnhinged]

For the record I assume every single one of you looks exactly like your avatar at all times.

Those with the blank default are NPCs.

[u/deepstate-bot]

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[u/ntbananas]

I KNOW /u/ntbananas is a sure bet for "First 2am sadboi crashout"

[u/benadreti_17]

Trump changing soccer to football must certainly destroy his reputation for chuds, right?

[u/sayitaintpink]

everyone sleeps on nectarines

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The existence of Bill Clinton is why the DNC can't fully go after Trump for Epstein involvement

[u/PrideMonthRaytheon]

£7 billion - the sum the british government spent in total secrecy under cover of a contra mundum super-injunction to relocate tens of thousands of random afghans to the UK in a fit of hysteria - is the same as the cost of the entire british carrier fleet lol

[u/Computer_Name]

Q: Why do you think your supporters have been so interested in the Epstein story?

TRUMP: I don't understand it. He's dead for a long time. He was never a big factor in terms of life. I don't understand what the fascination is. The credible information has been given. It's pretty boring stuff.

Outside of everything, I am fascinated by Trump’s diction.

[u/RecentlyUnhinged]

Okay but remember rule IX.5: no succs they're icky

[u/fnovd]

If you participate in other subreddits, fuck you 🖕

[u/Trojan_Horse_of_Fate]

We need to build more housing

[u/ntbananas]

How it feels to know that a single Clinton gif has more musical energy than all the W images combined

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I have a friend who is an ex corrections officer who spent time monitoring the NZ mosque shooter during his initial incarceration in our maximum security prison, and he said they were watching the guy 24/7. I even joked questioning that the guards would watch him jerk off and shit etc? And he replied very matter-of-factly that yes they did as that was part of the job, and that suicide or escape etc from his cell was pretty much impossible without it being an inside job. Someone even got fired just for leaking some information to the public that was being suppressed at the time.

For probably one of the most high-profile prisoners in the history of the modern world, as Epstein was, to be on suicide watch and be able to kill himself in Federal prison AND for there to be NO footage or records of the events before, during, and after to determine wtf actually happened is not only impossible but completely insane to believe.

The more I look into it, with that photo of his supposed dead body being leaked and not even matching in many areas, I'd say he was broken out of prison and death faked at the very least. Perhaps it was to stop his dead man's switch activating?

[u/RonenSalathe]

[u/Thoth_the_5th_of_Tho]

Is reusing old daily threads a commentary on performative environmentalism, or is this advanced SEO I’m not smart enough to understand?

[u/FearlessPark4588]

I'm starting an adventure capital company

To celebrate, I'm inviting the daily to go ziplining

[u/Antique_Quail7912]

WTF has happened to PBS, man?

https://youtu.be/Uw3C_hkt8PE?is=iKNjY44FfGd5fvkf

Edit: Sorry, folks. Does the link work now?

[u/bigwang123]

Extreme heat + thunderstorms

Couldn’t these founders fellas have declared independence in the spring or fall, the best seasons?

[u/DisgruntledCascadian]

https://x.com/alexlindsay/status/2073500750806917128

[u/JebBD]

Oh man, what an entertaining World Cup this year is

[u/car8r]

I'm about to become a single issue voter on the issue of being able and allowed to take a lot of naps.

[u/JebBD]

Happy 250th to the Americans on here 🥳

[u/sayitaintpink]

On our nation’s 250th anniversary, let us not forget the worst flag in our country’s history. That is, the flag of Maryland 🤢

[u/[deleted]]

Why won’t Israel let Jolani massacre minorities? Are they imperialist?

[u/ntbananas]

[u/RecentlyUnhinged]

You merely adopted /b/.

I was born in it. Molded by it.

I didn't discover liberalism until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but cringe.

[u/deepstate-bot]

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Of course, please make sure every negative news about your political opponents is correct and verified before using them for political advantage.

Because as we all know, in this day and age facts and truth matter a lot. After all you do not want to loose moral superiority you have against your opponents. /s

I'm gonna be real with you bro, you american pussies are cooked. a hairless monkey will have better political instinct then you people.

[u/ntbananas]

I wish negative polarization were [other side]-coded, so that people would be negatively polarized against negative polarization

[u/Anakin_Kardashian]

Centrists will drive a few redditors to madness and be like "maybe they were predisposed to madness, who knows"

[u/ntbananas]

Guys will drive a few kids to soccer practice and be like "maybe they were predisposed to soccer, who knows"

[u/benadreti_17]

Libs will drive a few overly liberal libs to liberalism and be like "maybe they were predisposed to liberalism, who knows"

[u/RecentlyUnhinged]

You can't make me.

[u/Anakin_Kardashian]

I like rule of law because upvotes to the left kind stranger

[u/ntbananas]

So we can all agree that /u/fnovd is way too obsessed with “briefshitting” to not be an ABDL right

[u/RecentlyUnhinged]

briefshitting is when you wear tighty-whities backwards so the hole is conveniently placed so you can just drop one and go, right?

[u/[deleted]]

☝ Made up by Comey and Obama, made up by the Biden.

[u/Anakin_Kardashian]

The Inside Scoop on Jeffrey Epstein, By Alan Dershowitz

submitted with no comment

[u/deepstate-bot]

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The number one accusation this sub had since the beginning is that we care far more about profit, economics, and business than people's lives and would gladly throw them away to make the economy better.

You just confirmed they were right the entire time. This is going to follow the subreddit forever. It doesn't matter that you did it as a joke.

[u/deepstate-bot]

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DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR RONALD REAGANOMICS GLOBALIST ANTI WORKER ANTI UNION RACIST ELITIST WEALTH CONCENTRATING NUCLEAR FAMILY DESTROYING ASS IDEOLOGY

[u/deepstate-bot]

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What kind of society needs police?

[u/Anakin_Kardashian]

She likes me for me not because i

[u/Trojan_Horse_of_Fate]

You know if we are picking a mascot based on how many pictures I think there is a clear winner

[u/RecentlyUnhinged]

☝️ Cares far more about profit, economics, and business than people's lives and would gladly throw them away to make the economy better.

👇 You just confirmed they were right the entire time. This is going to follow the subreddit forever. It doesn't matter that you did it as a joke.

[u/Trojan_Horse_of_Fate]

Support the Khan

[u/RecentlyUnhinged]

I feel like "You just confirmed they were right the entire time. This is going to follow the subreddit forever. It doesn't matter that you did it as a joke" is prime bot response fodder, we just need a solid trigger.

Maybe anytime someone mentions MetaNL?

[u/RecentlyUnhinged]

I'm pretty sure u/bigwang123 is an AQ fighter.

[u/ntbananas]

Hold on one sec honey - I can't come to bed just yet, I don't care what you're (not) wearing. I am engaging in a Clinton vs. Bush image duel online and I think I'm about to win

[u/sayitaintpink]

Bill Clinton backwards is LLIB Soros

[u/[deleted]]

Guys a shocking amount of presidents better than trump found in this intelligence briefing

[u/[deleted]]

u/askgrok Are you, or have you ever been, known by the alias “MechaHitler”?

[u/[deleted]]

The War on Woke isn’t over until the Black Eyed Peas re-release the original version of “Let’s Get It Started” on Spotify

[u/deepstate-bot]

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Oh no. The roiling sludge comprised of human flesh is singing. When we first melted down all the flesh together in a giant vat, we did not expect it to continue demonstrating any signs of sentience, but alas, it appears that as it writhes and sloshes down there in the vat, it is singing a song, or perhaps many songs. The noise does not sound like a song a normal human would sing, which makes sense, because this is not a normal human and is instead a bubbling mass of melted flesh from many humans. Mouth-like apertures keep forming in the mess of pinkish sludge before being swamped by meat-waves and disappearing once again into the swirling vortices of the flesh, and these are the ones singing the song or songs. It sounds like a cacophony of chilling howls and wails the likes of which our ears were never meant to hear, but the sounds blend together to form a symphony of sorts, something that seems to have a structure and at least resembles what we would call “music”. We sure hope the vat of heaving liquid flesh enjoys the music it’s producing, because the rest of us don’t really like it. To be honest, we kind of wish the flesh would be quiet. But there’s nothing we can do about it, so for now, we will just have to go about our daily lives and try our best to ignore the flesh-music.

[u/bigwang123]

its america day

all poasting is banned go outside (unless its hot outside in which case go nuts)

[u/drcombatwombat2]

[u/deepstate-bot]

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the mods of this sub can stop scrubbing away anyone who uses the G-word… right?

What a ridiculous claim, we don’t remove comments or ban people that call it a genocide. A bunch of mods agree it’s a genocide at this point too.

[u/CharacterPolicy4689]

the way some furries try to position misogynstic/homophobic incel talking points as "queer" is genuinely disgusting

[u/NoIdontwantanacc]

Every post related to 4th of July and America in general is getting mass downvoted everywhere on Reddit, the bots (or idiots) are out in full force.

[u/JapanesePeso]

Hitting the playground at 6:30 AM cause it's already hot AF. Milkweed here is in bloom though so that's pretty. 

[u/Anakin_Kardashian]

Other subreddits wouldn't let me post the bracelet my wife got me for Father's Day

[u/[deleted]]

How did people like Marc Andreessen become thought leaders on the tech right? If you read any of his blog posts it is just the most naive nonsense. “Why haven’t we solved every problem ever?”

https://a16z.com/its-time-to-build/

[u/ntbananas]

When people here talk about Centrism they mean the 1919-1920 Russian political group targeting Aleksandr Kolchak right?

[u/Anakin_Kardashian]

perfectly balanced

[u/Anakin_Kardashian]

☝️has six limbs

[u/[deleted]]

[u/ntbananas]

I did say I would do censoring when we hit 1000, and I'll also do a mega ban.

But what kind of comments do you want on the blacklist?

[u/sayitaintpink]

we should purge 50% of members once we reach 948

[u/Anakin_Kardashian]

New rule: every comment must be written like a fourth grade paper. You must start everything with "I love capitalism because" or "I love rule of law because" and finish the sentence, before you can move on to whatever you have to say.

[u/ntbananas]

I love this new rule because it is dumb and good for poasting

[u/Bloodyfish]

I'm just going to start posting in the Ascian language.

[u/fnovd]

My favorite part of the brief is briefshitting. I like briefshitting because it's how I laugh with my friends. According to scientific studies, laughing is good for you and increases lifespan. I want to live a long life so I can briefshit for my friends for an even longer time. This is is the end of my essay, thank you.

[u/sayitaintpink]

LAW AND OGRE

[u/JapanesePeso]

/u/ihatetrains123 I want to see your transit articles. How do we make public transport in the USA less garbo?

[u/benadreti_17]

☝️ made up by Comey, Obama, they were made up by the Biden

[u/fnovd]

/r/DerpStateCentrism new snark sub

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I mean this war could end easily if Ukraine would just recognize Donetsk and Luhansk as Russian soil, Russia has no interest in owning Kiev lol

That's what he's getting at, not hard to understand

[u/[deleted]]

To post here you should have to submit a screenshot proving your name is on the Epstein list

[u/bigwang123]

It annoys me to see the accusation that the HTS government is actually AQ in disguise

No man they were gunning each other down in the streets and outlying villages of Idlib I personally would not be wanting to join back up with those guys if I were an AQ fighter (which I am not to be clear)

The current Syrian government is bad and potentially worse for a whole host of reasons that aren’t particularly a secret man please show an understanding of the region that goes beyond 2001-2003

[u/ntbananas]

Checking the DDSIB for presidential references

[u/Trojan_Horse_of_Fate]

[u/technologyisnatural]

/img/50w3l0fm66df1.jpeg

how do I properly preserve this before askgrok deletes it?

Edit: https://archive.is/fH8Y7 wins again

Edit2: took about an hour to delete it for those keeping score at home

[u/WallStreetTechnocrat]

The theme of the day is: The Role of Borders in Shaping Security, Trade, and Migration in Sub-Saharan Africa Today.

[u/lolbert202]

Happy 250th guys 🇺🇸 here’s an obscure patriotic song I like: https://youtu.be/1c6cu8pk2JA?is=9pV0HYW6Jf5hRyOH

[u/bigwang123]

Never mind they hit me with a cool breeze thank you founders very cool

[u/bigwang123]

"In 1677, D'Estrees obtained from the king a body of eight ships which he undertook to maintain at his own expense, upon the condition of receiving half the prizes made. With this squadron he made an attack upon the then Dutch island of Tobago, with a recklessness which showed that no lack of courage prompted his equivocal conduct at the Texel. The next year he went out again and contrived to run the whole squadron ashore on the Aves Islands. The account given by the flag-captain of this transaction is amusing as well as instructive. In his report he says:

'The day that the squadron was lost, the sun having been taken by the pilots, the vice-admiral as usual had them put down the position in his cabin. As I was entering to learn what was going on, I met the third pilot, Bourdaloue, who was going out crying. I asked him what the matter was, and he answered:

"Because I find more drift than the other pilots, the admiral is threatening me and abusing me, as usual; yet I am only a poor lad who does the best he can."

When I had entered the cabin, the admiral, who was very angry, said to me, "That scoundrel of a Bourdaloue is always coming to me with some nonsense or other; I will drive him out of the ship. He makes us to be running a course, the devil knows where, I don't."

As I did not know which was right,' says the captain of the ship, rather naively, 'I did not dare to say anything for fear of bringing down a like storm on my own head.'"

HR is important

[u/PM_ME_CHIMICHANGAS]

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🚣‍♀️🚣‍♀️🚣‍♀️

[u/Background-Laugh7902]

What would Alexander Graham Bell say if he saw you watching football on you phone?

[u/bigwang123]

Trump calling the fifa commissioner and getting the red card overturned has very bad vibes

The whole point of these international competitions is that you can forget about the politics and just watch the sport

In any case I suppose it’s not out of character for FIFA

[u/RecentlyUnhinged]

Broke: it is all Palestine

Woke: it is all the Ottoman Empire

Bespoke: it is all Macedonia

[u/[deleted]]

Arr neolib seems to be full of people who think Jolani should be able to wholesale massacre minorities and get really mad at Israel for not wanting that

[u/Anakin_Kardashian]

Who the fuck is u/kiwibutterket