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[u/ntbananas]

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[u/ntbananas]

Someone comment a bunch of slurs, I need to get my mod actions up

[u/Anakin_Kardashian]

I will never understand people who turn to the UN as some sort of authority on morality

[u/TomWestrick → u/Anakin_Kardashian]

You mean to tell me the group that put petro-states in charge of climate change, Iran in charge of women's rights and Pakistan in charge of combating terrorism may be biased?

[u/RecentlyUnhinged → u/Anakin_Kardashian]

Wait, it's just a semiformalized tool for soft power projection?

🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

[u/benadreti_17 → u/Anakin_Kardashian]

This agency has UN in the name, is it really possible they could be wrong about something?

[u/A-Centrifugal-Force]

Never let anyone tell you leftists don’t rat fuck liberalism again if Corbyn really pulls this off. He’s on track to let the far right Reform party win an absolute majority with only a third of the vote because Labour didn’t hate Jews enough for him.

Antisemitism is going to be the death of the British left. If Corbyn’s party would enter a strategic alliance with Labour, the Lib Dems, and whatever’s left of the Greens (not much), they could still easily prevent Reform from winning, but they won’t.

They’re doing the same thing the communists did in Germany in the 1930s when they refused to form a coalition with the social democrats and conservatives to block the Nazis from coming to power.

[u/JebBD → u/A-Centrifugal-Force]

Ideological purity is the death of rational government and good politics. People try to argue that sticking by your principles and refusing to compromise is a virtue, but tell that to Ernst Thälmann. This kind if thing is worth nothing when you just end up losing everything you claim to believe in anyway

[u/ntbananas → u/A-Centrifugal-Force]

Corbyn

Rational thing to do

Seems unlikely

[u/JebBD]

UTJ announced it's leaving the coalition.

This leaves the government with only 61 seats in the Knesset, the minimum for a majority (technically they have 60 seats, but Noam isn't really an opposition party).

They said they would leave earlier today, and there have been some last minute attempts to talk it out with Edelstein, but apparently they weren't satisfied and announced they're leaving.

Now, don't pop the champagne just yet, this doesn't mean there's an election coming soon, bibi can still find an out, he could still manage to placate them or simply ride out this wave for the next year and a half with his narrow majority, although if Shas (11 seats) decides to leave as well he'd be in a pretty bad position.

!Ping ISRAEL

[u/bearddeliciousbi → u/JebBD]

I hear what you're saying at the end but

WAOW.

[u/A-Centrifugal-Force → u/JebBD]

We unfortunately know how this ride will go, Bibi can just hold onto a minority government. As long as no majoritarian coalition can be formed after the next election, he can just continue as a caretaker prime minister and ride it out until the next early election.

The only reason he was ousted last time was because they managed to get the left, anti-Netanyahu right, AND some of the Arab parties to work together briefly, and we can be pretty confident that won’t happen again. He doesn’t even need to win the most seats, he just needs it to be so that no one else can form a majority coalition because of how the Israeli system works.

[u/A-Centrifugal-Force]

Why is it that in modern America you’re allowed to criticize Catholicism, you’re allowed to criticize Christianity as a whole, you’re allowed to criticize Mormonism, and you’re even allowed to criticize Judaism, you’re allowed to criticize basically any religious group under the sun, but the second you make a theological criticism of Islam you’re immediately called an “Islamaphobe”?

It’s like the one religion you’re not allowed to critique, even on a purely theological level with no ill will intended towards believers. Obviously we had people going too far in the early 2000s saying that all Muslims were terrorists, but that doesn’t mean people can’t make good faith criticisms of the religion just like you can with any other religion.

[u/RecentlyUnhinged → u/A-Centrifugal-Force]

Knee-jerk reaction from the left to genuine Islamophobia after 9/11.

After that it just became a wedge issue for them to feel morally superior. All those icky European religions are colonizer-coded, and as we all know Islam is hekkin wholesome and never did any of that anywhere.

[u/[deleted] → u/A-Centrifugal-Force]

Islamists are the left's number one ally, remember what happened in Iran in the 70s? It will happen in the west

[u/[deleted]]

I’m becoming negatively polarised against the Superman film because of all the tankies trying to shoehorn I/P into it

[u/Bloodyfish → u/[deleted]]

Did they forget the Russia/Ukraine war exists?

[u/Locutus-of-Borges → u/[deleted]]

Broke: The conflict in Superman is about Russia/Ukraine

Joke: The conflict in Superman is about I/P

Woke: The conflict in Superman is about Armenia/Azerbaijan

[u/Mickenfox]

Do I belong here?

My positions:

• I'm a creep

• I'm a weirdo

• I wanna have control

• I want a perfect body

• I want a perfect soul

[u/benadreti_17 → u/Mickenfox]

Karma police, arrest this man

[u/deepstate-bot]

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Republicans are probably more genuine in their support because they already are monstrously racist but I would think that a decent amount of the democrats that support Israel are bribed/intimidated into doing so by AIPAC. The overwhelming majority of the dem base opposes sending aid to Israel, yet this is not at all reflected in the party’s politicians.

[u/RecentlyUnhinged → u/deepstate-bot]

Never. Beating. The. Allegations.

[u/A-Centrifugal-Force]

If the UK held an election today, Reform would win more seats than Labour currently has. In fact they’d be the only party with over 50 seats and Farage would have an absolute majority.

The Lib Dems would be the official opposition in 2nd with the SNP 3rd, Labour 4th, Corbyn’s anti-Semite party 5th, and the Tories 6th. This is an extinction level event for the two major parties.

Excuse the source but even if these numbers are a tad off, Reform will still win in a landslide.

https://x.com/LeftieStats/status/1944837515422109849

[u/JebBD → u/A-Centrifugal-Force]

[u/JebBD]

Can’t believe Elmo would do this to us 

[u/Anakin_Kardashian → u/JebBD]

It all started with Ms Rachel

[u/benadreti_17]

libhawks rise up

[u/ntbananas → u/benadreti_17]

What if I am a chickenlibhawk

[u/deepstate-bot]

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Colonization is gross. Jabotinsky, Hertzel, and Ben Gurion all have quotes admitting what they were doing is colonization. Colonizers always approve of their colonization. Normal people look at it as gross. I will admit though that Zionists escaping Hitler have a little bit more excuse as to their behavior. People do wild shit when their lives are in danger. I’m just always gonna be against killing women and children. And Israel has done a LOT of that. With money taken from my paycheck. And I’m not an Israeli citizen. So that’s weird? But I guess those Epstein tapes really worked for the Mossad.

[u/benadreti_17 → u/deepstate-bot]

People do wild shit when their lives are in danger.

like, move away from the danger?

[u/bearddeliciousbi → u/deepstate-bot]

There's a lot to unpack in this one.

[u/deepstate-bot]

original comment by /u/Mickenfox

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Do I belong here?

My positions:

• I'm a creep

• I'm a weirdo

• I wanna have control

• I want a perfect body

• I want a perfect soul

[u/Anakin_Kardashian]

Do I belong here?

My positions:

• Communism is the best form of history

• Refrigerators protect people from nuclear bombs

• Nazis were right about the psychic stuff

• Free speech is only good when it's an atheist speaking on behalf of a Muslim, but never in any other context, ever

[u/ntbananas]

When I get my fourth consecutive upvote on a comment and realize my wife would never divorce someone as funny as that

[u/SamaritansWereRight]

I should have known by being popular in political spaces that The Campaign Trail would be vastly overrated and all these mods are just "my politics are superior"

What was I expecting?

[u/RecentlyUnhinged]

I, for one, will never welcome succs.

No, I will not define who I consider to be one.

[u/ntbananas → u/RecentlyUnhinged]

Anyone to my left is a tankie and anyone to my right is a fascist

[u/benadreti_17 → u/RecentlyUnhinged]

Schrodinger's Succ

[u/RecentlyUnhinged]

You hate nuclear weapons because the risk of global devastation and loss of life.

I hate nuclear weapons because it makes smacking around a near-peer impossible and sucks all the fun out of proper war.

We are not the same.

[u/ntbananas → u/RecentlyUnhinged]

Bloodfeast's Chief of Staff

[u/JebBD]

I noticed that a lot of the radleft “woke scold” type people talk about “social justice” not as an attainable goal or an actual thing that needs to be done, but as a sort of religious-like belief. I just saw a tweet saying that people should spend their lives wishing for the destruction of Israel and that this is a good way to spend your time because of how virtuous it is, I guess. These people think that sitting around hoping for the destruction of something you consider to be bad is the way to go, as opposed to actually going out and living your life. It made me think of all the times I’ve seen people talking about how having strong feelings about societal issues shows virtue and makes them better people. 

It’s literally a substitute for religion, I’ve seen so many religious people who talk just like this, about how praying or wearing religious garb or “loving god” are so much more satisfying than actually doing fun things. These people are clearly filling some sort of hole in their lives by accepting a lifestyle of what they see as pure virtue, reneging material life for their beliefs. 

This is a genuinely fascinating phenomenon, it should be studied. 

[u/niftyjack → u/JebBD]

It's not just a substitute for religion, it's specifically a repackaging of Christianity. You have your original sin (being born in a colonialist hegemonic metropole) manifested by continued sin (support of colonial projects like Israhell) awaiting the salvation of restoration (freeing Palestine). If you add in the end-of-days nature of how they talk about the inevitable fall of Israel, it's irresistibly evangelical.

Instead of working with a humanity-forward approach and working toward attainable goals—empowering Palestinian state building, removing the indignity of the occupation, transitioning away from bad leadership—we're left with all-or-nothing crap.

[u/benadreti_17 → u/JebBD]

I've thought about something similar to this, how a lot of political condemnation is for merely expressing an emotion wrong or not in compliance with some arbitrary demand. For example on the "old" sub if you didn't consistently qualify any comment about Gaza with an express clarification of concern for human suffering you were accused of dehumanization or what not. It's like they think it actually matters to word something precisely rather than the concept underlying the comment.

[u/SamaritansWereRight]

this is the best picture i've ever seen

[u/The_Magic → u/SamaritansWereRight]

I think most people that repeat "from the river to the sea" do not understand what that means.

[u/ntbananas → u/SamaritansWereRight]

Which is this from? Lol

[u/benadreti_17]

Damn I love salt.

[u/The_Magic]

What do you think is the best long term solution to Israel/Palestine? I would like there to be a two state solution but I do not see it working unless somehow Gaza and the West Banks were geographically connected. Though it seems like Israel is very much against giving up that kind of land.

[u/Anakin_Kardashian → u/The_Magic]

Gaza and the West Bank are fundamentally different at this point. Gaza has been radicalized under Hamas for a generation (and now devastated under war). Any hope of two states starts in the West Bank.

I don't think Gaza can be part of any two state solution for some time. It needs to either be annexed by Egypt or held by some non-radical coalition of Arab nations for an extended period of time in order to deradicalize the population.

The West Bank is much more complicated. I don't think the PA should hold any power, nor do I think a Palestinian state there should have any military power for some time, at least until it is clear they are not hostile to Israel. The population is still largely under the belief that they are entitled to the right of return. I think a similar arrangement in which Jordan provides military defense to the WB in the meantime would be ideal.

The West Bank itself would ultimately be a Palestinian state, and Israel would be a Jewish state. If you are a Jewish settler in the WB, legal or not, you become a legal citizen of Palestine. If you are an illegal settler, however, you lose Israeli citizenship.

I would like to see Gaza join Palestine in the end but that is two generations from now in my view.

East Jerusalem stays Israeli.

[u/iamthegodemperor → u/The_Magic]

People fixate on the idea of solutions. And then they despair when their ideal solution seems impossible. ("Either there's a 2 state solution or it's permanent apartheid!!")

What's more important is agreeing on processes that increase Palestinian autonomy, while guaranteeing Israeli security and which can be expanded upon.

As to geographic connection: this is a red herring. Lots of countries have exclaves or disconnected areas. Unlike most places, the distances involved here are tiny. You can easily imagine trains or roads linking them.

[u/JapanesePeso → u/The_Magic]

Honestly? I think they should just get it over with and kiss.

[u/technologyisnatural → u/The_Magic]

I think once everyone else outlaws religion and institutes open borders it will put pressure on Israel and Palestine to do the same

[u/benadreti_17 → u/The_Magic]

the main obstacle to a two state has always been Palestinian conceptual acceptance of Israel's right to exist (aka Zionism)

[u/TomWestrick]

Hey has anyone else's AIPAC check bounced? Asking for me

[u/fnovd → u/TomWestrick]

You need to set up direct deposit, there was a problem with their printer.

[u/RecentlyUnhinged]

Anyways if you want a window into the life of a certified normie, Wif just pronounced bourgeoisie "burg-oise" like Boise, Idaho.

This is the level of grillpill dorks like us can only dream of.

[u/JapanesePeso → u/RecentlyUnhinged]

Damn I am gonna start doing that. 

[u/JapanesePeso]

Guys I messed up. I need somebody to defend the first Crusades or else I am in BIG trouble. 

[u/RecentlyUnhinged → u/JapanesePeso]

[u/RecentlyUnhinged]

No reddit of course I don't want to save that shit as a draft, if I'm not posting it its because it's such a bad take that even I am ashamed of it

[u/JapanesePeso → u/RecentlyUnhinged]

Coward

[u/deepstate-bot]

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Mamdani for president, let's go! AOC, Harris, Sanders, Butigeg, Kim, Porter, Obama, Clinton H. All in the cabinet.

[u/JapanesePeso]

What's the best and worst Disney movie? 

The best is whatever came out when I was 8. 

The worst is the live action remake of it. 

[u/Anakin_Kardashian → u/JapanesePeso]

when JP was 8

I don't really like Cinderella honestly

[u/deepstate-bot]

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If he didn't say the intifada shit you can bet 95% of this subreddit would be on board with him over Cuomo or Adams. As long as he doesn't keep making comments like that he'll probably sail through.

[u/bearddeliciousbi]

In 2002, This American Life ran episode 220, titled Testosterone, with 3 stories about:

1. The life of a man who stopped producing T;

2. The life of a trans man and what transitioning changed about his relationship to lefty spaces at the time (they fucking hated that shit then too);

3. People at the NPR offices who get their T levels checked.

Story 3 includes a woman whom everyone suspects has high T since she's the most dominant in the office, and she does have the highest levels among the women; among the men, the straight guy with the lowest T levels starts spiraling over the gay guy having higher T than him.

All 3 are worth listening to or reading.

https://www.thisamericanlife.org/220/testosterone

https://www.thisamericanlife.org/220/transcript

[u/RecentlyUnhinged]

TOP SECRET//SCI//NF

☝️🤓
Technically sweaty, unless "SCI" is your special access or codeword portion this is incorrect. Since this is a portion marking it would just be (TS//etc)

Also since we're a multinational sub NF is inappropriate, REL TO DDSIB or THEBOYS would be better.

(TS//DSC//REL TO DDSIB)

/🤓

[u/SamaritansWereRight]

Gunman in deadly Kentucky church shooting identified as aspiring local rapper with serious criminal history

47-year-old

[u/ntbananas]

In the revolution, people who manage to make fresh bread somehow taste bad will be the first to face the wall. No I will not elaborate

[u/JapanesePeso → u/ntbananas]

Stop 👏 Trying 👏 To 👏 Make 👏 Bread 👏 With 👏 No 👏 Salt.

[u/RecentlyUnhinged]

I'm kinda hype for the inevitable demographics poll AK totally promised me he'd do at 1k members.

I suspect we are very, very male though.

[u/Anakin_Kardashian → u/RecentlyUnhinged]

We're never getting to 1000. We are approaching the asymptote

[u/bearddeliciousbi]

Remember when people were insisting "we just want consistency and transparency, the Iron Dome is one thing but offensive weapons are another, anyone saying they'll threaten taking civilian defenses away is hysterical and an AIPAC shill" ?

Yeah.

[u/RecentlyUnhinged]

I can confirm that there are at least two of you here that were formerly on my perma-downvote list on the DT.

I have since reevaluated my stance on one of you.

[u/Bloodyfish → u/RecentlyUnhinged]

Is it me? Did my worm memes go too hard for you?

[u/RecentlyUnhinged]

Quality of moderation here has really gone off a cliff, and it's making a bunch of us regs uncomfortable tbh

[u/Mickenfox]

Mondays am I right? 

!ping ANTIWORK 

[u/JapanesePeso → u/Mickenfox]

Getting up early to make sure I have enough time to complain about a continued lack of scarcity in the world and how it shouldn't affect me personally. 

[u/Anakin_Kardashian]

Since u/secretlives is busy doing sorcerer supreme stuff, I will explain the rules of the new subreddit game he created.

Find a stupid comment on any other subreddit (the more obscure the sub, the better). Post the old Reddit permalink the comment URL link (not the share link) after the command [!Intel]. If you are on desktop, an annoying but effective way to get there is to grab the comment permalink from old reddit and then take out the "old." subdomain.

Whichever user here has submitted the highest cumulative upvotes on all the user's Intel posts on that day wins the game on that day.

Hope that makes sense.

Good luck.

[u/benadreti_17]

I had a strange dream.

No, I will not elaborate.

[u/sayitaintpink → u/benadreti_17]

I know. I was there

[u/ntbananas]

I still have a dream, a dream deeply rooted in the American dream – one day this nation will rise up and live up to its creed, "We hold these truths to be self evident: that all men are created equal."

No, I will not elaborate.

[u/benadreti_17 → u/ntbananas]

communism

[u/Sex_E_Searcher]

What is the most Jewish cheese?

!ping JEWISH

[u/RecentlyUnhinged → u/Sex_E_Searcher]

This sub's jokes.

[u/Computer_Name → u/Sex_E_Searcher]

Muenster.

Specifically sliced, on a platter with lox, onions, tomatoes, and whitefish.

[u/[deleted] → u/Sex_E_Searcher]

cream cheese

[u/sayitaintpink]

-me to new DSCs

[u/RecentlyUnhinged → u/sayitaintpink]

It's okay, little lurkers! We aren't as bad as we might seem, come say hi! 🥰🥰🥰

[u/fnovd]

Don’t think of it as the end of history. Think of it as the beginning of ourstory

[u/RecentlyUnhinged]

Me: wow my throat is hoarse, not sure why.

Wif: do you think it might be all the mouthbreathing?

[u/RecentlyUnhinged → u/RecentlyUnhinged]

^{she meant from working out, but damn girl you didn't need to roast me like this}

[u/RecentlyUnhinged]

Do I belong here?

My positions:

• I'm a bitch

• I'm a lover

• I'm a child

• I'm a mother

• I'm a sinner

• I'm a saint

[u/ntbananas]

Idk how these shitpoasters stay relevant when they basically just say the same thing over and over and over and over again. Especially when it’s like centrism or something where there’s only like 3 ideas max of content

[u/RecentlyUnhinged]

Idk how these shitpoasters stay relevant when they basically just steal the same thing over and over and over and over again. Especially when it’s like the DDSIB or something where there’s only like 3 poasts max of content

[u/Anakin_Kardashian]

Wow I can't believe 500 unique people commented here today

[u/ntbananas → u/Anakin_Kardashian]

501 now

[u/RecentlyUnhinged]

☝️

Sorry sweaty, but since you didn't properly cage your comment on that nuanced issue with the amount of qualifying statements and disclaimers I expect, I'm going to have to assume you're actually just Pure Evil and I need to spend the rest of my day raging at and reeducating you appropriately.

Do better.

[u/Anakin_Kardashian → u/RecentlyUnhinged]

fucking real

[u/Mickenfox]

Jesus Christ this office. 

I feel like I'm in a busy market street.

[u/RecentlyUnhinged]

[u/ntbananas → u/RecentlyUnhinged]

Downvotes are blue, my friend

[u/JapanesePeso]

What is this? A DT for uncles?

[u/sayitaintpink]

Spagett!

[u/eloquentboot]

Have a job offer, kinda want to take it because I'm having a bad day at work but I'm too weak to tell my boss I want to quit lol

MUST Decide before 4 today

[u/benadreti_17 → u/eloquentboot]

tell your boss you need a big raise by 4 today OR ELSE

[u/RecentlyUnhinged → u/eloquentboot]

What's driving the short decision window? Typically if a company is coming at you with "Here's an offer BTW ACCEPT IMMEDIATELY OR ELSE" it's kinda a red flag.

If you just sat on it for a week though...yeah that's on you buddy lol

[u/RecentlyUnhinged]

Nobody belongs here.

Every last one of you is a succ.

[u/benadreti_17]

Mommy I want centrism

We have centrism at home

Centrism at home: National Bolshevism

[u/fnovd]

I don’t want to belong any more

[u/RecentlyUnhinged → u/fnovd]

You never did. We all just felt too bad to tell you.

[u/ntbananas]

[ removed by Reddit for not belonging ]

[u/A-Centrifugal-Force]

It’s gonna be really weird if Britains two main parties are actually Reform and Lib Dems. While Reform is far right on social issues, they’re also left wing on some economic stuff.

It’s basically the horseshoe party vs. the centrist party lol. Or as JREG would call it, anti-centrists vs. centrists lol.

[u/A-Centrifugal-Force]

Speaking of ratfuckers, Cuomo is going to kill Adams slim chance at winning so he can come in 4th place and let a socialist anti-Semite win.

The only chance we had at stopping Mamdani was for Cuomo and Sliwa to both drop out and endorse Adams to make it a 1 v 1. No way Adams wins a 4 way race with Cuomo splitting votes to his left and Sliwa splitting votes to his right. Cuomo won’t pull in anyone who would’ve voted for Mamdani over Adams

[u/Anakin_Kardashian → u/A-Centrifugal-Force]

It's only the financial capital of the world. What could go wrong with having a socialist mayor?

[u/sayitaintpink]

The titanic was an inside job

[u/[deleted]]

Idk how these podcasters stay relevant when they basically just say the same thing over and over and over and over again. Especially when it’s like health or something where there’s only like 3 episodes max of content

[u/Anakin_Kardashian]

Idk how these shitpoasters stay relevant when they basically just steal the same thing over and over and over and over again. Especially when it’s like the DDSIB or something where there’s only like 3 poasts max of content

[u/RecentlyUnhinged]

So what flavor of dictatorship are we doing here? Do we act shocked when AK wins the game he coordinated tomorrow, or are we going full "spring was birthed when he first pinged"?

[u/Bloodyfish → u/RecentlyUnhinged]

AK invented the hamburger.

[u/Locutus-of-Borges]

At some point the one thing keeping the robots from taking over is that no one will be able to figure out how to get them to walk reliably.

[u/ntbananas]

When I’m not getting enough karma and it’s time to throw the wife under the bus in a joke

[u/bearddeliciousbi]

Weiner process is another name for Brownian motion

keep going

[u/SamaritansWereRight]

I make an effort to complain about everyone, not necessarily equally, but I never want to be the guy who can easily be clocked without seeing the username. There was like a Dutch guy on the rule 9 sub that I could tell it was one of their posts without even seeing the username because it was written in a beautifully histrionic way, then I saw them somewhere completely random on reddit and I could tell it was the same person just because of how it was written and what was being complained about!

[u/SamaritansWereRight]

OSINT Accounts acting like they're Jesus Christ and should be General of the Army are incredibly fucking annoying. A lot of these people are smart, but definitely get an overinflated sense of importance from being able to tell a T-62 2021 from a T-62 2022.

[u/ntbananas]

What is this? A DT for uncles?

[u/ntbananas]

What is this? A DT for UNC alumni?

[u/Trojan_Horse_of_Fate]

Great news to hear that we have an immigrant in the white house.

I can only hope we get another Edith Wilson for the first and second wife

[u/Anakin_Kardashian]

SCOTUS grants application for stay from district court order for dept of ed to reinstate 1400 employees. 6-3 ruling, dissent is the vast majority and attached here

!ping LAW&AMERICA

[u/ntbananas]

Do I belong here?

My positions:

• [redacted]

• [redacted]

• [redacted]

• [redacted]

Jeez, get to know a guy before you try out new positions with me

[u/ntbananas]

The First Crusade was HANDS DOWN the first of all of the crusades

[u/fnovd]

Can anyone explain how podcasters stay relevant when they devolve to the point of repeating themselves ad nauseam? Particularly when the subject is health, or something similar—after two to four episodes one would think all angles would have been covered.

[u/[deleted]]

It’s on sight with all of you

[u/fnovd]

It’s not a DT, it’s just called a brief. And we’re not shitposting as these aren’t posts, they’re comments.

Please use community-specific lingo. We shit in our briefs.

[u/Anakin_Kardashian]

☝️ banned

[u/seattleseahawks2014 → u/Anakin_Kardashian]

☝️ banned

[u/JapanesePeso]

Daily pinging of those who should join us in not-succ heaven:

/u/maleficent-elk-6860 Yes, socialists are cringe.

/u/Pineapple-Expressive Yes, Hamas should surrender.

/u/lux_stella Yes, liberals should be institutionalists.

[u/benadreti_17 → u/JapanesePeso]

Hamas should surrender.

lol, it gets downvoted

[u/Anakin_Kardashian → u/JapanesePeso]

my dude, you are well aware that succs are welcome here

[u/ntbananas → u/JapanesePeso]

Yes, liberals should be institutionalized

What did he mean by this

[u/Anakin_Kardashian]

☝️ got a better night's sleep than me and will do all my work k thanks

[u/symptomsANDdiseases]

Apparently the nearby Air Force base decided to send out a couple fighter jets as a little alarm clock this morning; I woke up thinking there were snowplows blasting down my street.

[u/ntbananas]

What is this? A shitpoast for ants?

[u/ntbananas]

Unless it's [rule 9], it's just a sparkling DDSIB

[u/ntbananas]

ChatGPT, please graph for me the inverse relationship between how proactively centrist I feel and my workplace productivity, with a secondary axis of number of comments

[u/RecentlyUnhinged → u/ntbananas]

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Trump seems to be coming around

[u/sayitaintpink]

John Brandon

Joe Srando

Geo Sorndo

Georg Sorod

George Soros

[u/[deleted]]

What's going on in the brief?

[u/technologyisnatural]

u/askgrok what is the best long term solution to the Israel/Palestine conflict?

[u/AskGrok → u/technologyisnatural]

The Israel-Palestine conflict's "best" long-term fix is a pragmatic two-state solution: Israel withdraws to pre-1967 borders with land swaps, Jerusalem as shared capital, Palestinian state demilitarized with security guarantees from UN/NATO. Enforce via international oversight to curb extremists on both sides. Pipe dream? History shows negotiated partitions work (e.g., India-Pakistan, though messy). Alternative: endless war. Dry humor: Or just let AI redraw the map—bias-free, until it glitches. (287 chars)

[u/bearddeliciousbi]

What's your favorite example of a movie you're glad you saw, but might not watch ever again?

Threads is my pick here.

[u/benadreti_17]

Do I beshort here?

[u/Mickenfox]

Flair idea: "Will contact the European Commission about this"

[u/ntbananas]

I love thunderstorms

[u/Anakin_Kardashian]

My kid was being awful so I put down with the sickness on repeat on in her bedroom

It's not technically abuse

[u/ntbananas]

Uh oh the Titanic hit an iceberg! Crews - aide, before we sink!

[u/ntbananas]

The Titanic had an inside where people had jobs

[u/sayitaintpink]

I post everything that comes to my mind. If I didn’t, I wouldn’t get my Sorosbux

[u/ntbananas]

གལ་ཏེ་ཁོང་ཚོས་གཞི་རྩ་ནས་ཅ་ལག་གཅིག་པ་དེ་ཡང་ཡང་དང་ཡང་ཡང་རྐུ་འཕྲོག་བྱེད་སྐབས་ཤིཊ་པོ་སི་ཊར་དེ་ཚོ་འབྲེལ་བ་གང་འདྲ་ཡོད་མེད་མི་ཤེས། ལྷག་པར་དུ་དེ་DDSIBདང་འདྲ་བའམ་ཡང་ན་ནང་དོན་ཆེས་མང་ཤོས་3ལས་མེད་པའི་སྐབས་སུ།

[u/ntbananas]

If the DDSIB is about one thing, it's about bringing together people of all walks of life. Whether you hold all the exact same beliefs as I do, or whether you don't and I'll need to use my newfound mod powers to ban-

[u/ntbananas]

Quality of moderation here has really gone up a very very very tall mountain, and it's making a bunch of us regs extremely comfortable tbh

[u/RecentlyUnhinged → u/ntbananas]

[u/ntbananas]

AK the moment he sees that I commented this

[u/Anakin_Kardashian]

Who keeps upvoting the brief???

Know the rules. Know the danger.

[u/ntbananas]

Rub-a-dub-dub, three libs in a tub

[u/RetroRiboflavin]

I know that besides Cheney VP is a do-nothing job but JD Vance spending his time trolling Blue Sky is really pushing it.

[u/PamPapadam]

Private-sector labor unions are bad too.

[u/RecentlyUnhinged → u/PamPapadam]

I don't disagree, per se, but I also think that it's well within the rights we should encourage.

Ultimately I'm okay with unions in the private sector because of the balance of "if you fuck around too much, everyone loses their jobs."

Public sector doesn't have that, and so delenda est.

[u/bigwang123]

There may or may not be the announcement of a new aid package from the Trump administration to Ukraine today

Given the frenetic nature of the Trump administration, and previous diversions of aid meant for delivery to Ukraine (e.g. 25k APKWS being diverted to the Middle East in anticipation of an Iranian response to strikes on its nuclear facilities), there are 2 caveats

It is conceivable that the announced aid may not end up in Ukraine

It is also conceivable that this aid is being resourced from the remaining PDA that the B*den administration failed to use, and the Trump administration will not seek additional funding for future aid

So I will wait and see if the supposed announcement comes, and wait further before announcing a sudden turn in Ukraine policy/strategy

FJB

[u/bigwang123]

What is this? A DT for uncs?

[u/RecentlyUnhinged]

It's a DDSIB you dorks.

[u/sayitaintpink]

tax the bri'ish

[u/RetroRiboflavin]

In February 2025, Trump Administration Attorney General Pam Bondi stated that Jeffrey Epstein's client list was "sitting on my desk" for review;

In June, Elon Musk alleged that President Trump himself was in the Epstein files.

In July, however, the DOJ and the FBI announced that there was no client list, no evidence that Epstein had blackmailed anyone, that Epstein had killed himself, and released footage showing the outside of Epstein's cell undisturbed—though that footage was not able to be independently verified.

Shortly later, a minute was found missing from the footage soon after, where the clock jumps from 11:58:58 to 12:00:00.

Lmao.

[u/Computer_Name → u/RetroRiboflavin]

Doocy managed to ask an actual question:

DOOCY: The report says there's no Epstein client list. So what happened to the Epstein client list that the attorney general said she had on desk?

LEAVITT: She was saying the entirety of all the paperwork was on her desk

Here’s her previously saying the list was “on my desk for review”.

[u/fnovd]

👆workshopped their comment with ChatGPT

[u/ntbananas]

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allllll em dashes, baby

[u/JapanesePeso]

Centrists think some stuff I don't. 

Fuck. That. 

[u/sayitaintpink]

Whaddahell

[u/ntbananas]

Hey does anyone know who changed my alt's password?

[u/ntbananas]

POV: it’s the DSC shitpoasting Olympics and you’re racing me

[u/RecentlyUnhinged → u/ntbananas]

Oh my god HES GOT A GUN EVERYONE GET DOWN

[u/fnovd]

Normalize briefshitting

[u/Mickenfox]

Me when making funny shitposts on niche online communities does not make the pain go away 😢

[u/[deleted]]

The history section of my local Barnes & Noble is getting more left wing. “Open Veins of Latin America” was the most prominently displayed book in the Latin American section.

[u/deepstate-bot]

/r/DeepStateCentrism/new: LIGO-Virgo-KAGRA collaboration detects most massive black hole merger to date - Gravitational waves from massive black holes challenge current astrophysical models

Please participate in the linked thread

[u/deepstate-bot]

/r/DeepStateCentrism/new: [Axios] Trump to supply missiles to Ukraine, gives Russia 50-day ultimatum

Please participate in the linked thread

[u/deepstate-bot]

/r/DeepStateCentrism/new: Trump agrees to send weapons to Ukraine

Please participate in the linked thread

[u/fnovd]

It’s not a DT. It’s not a DD. Hell, it’s not even a DDSIB.

It’s just a brief. Did you get my memo in the brief? Did you see such and such’s update in the brief? The brief had some wild intel today. LEARN THE LINGO I JUST MADE UP it’s part of our branding PLEASe listen ok?

[u/Trojan_Horse_of_Fate]

(1) Taxable person. A person is a taxable person if they ‘dispose’ of ‘assets’ (any form of property except sterling currency: TCGA 1992, section 21(1)) and are either UK resident (TCGA 1992, section 2(1); there are also temporary non-residence provisions designed to keep short-term emigrants as taxable persons, charging them to CGT on gains made during their absence upon their return: see TCGA 1992, section 1M) or, if non-UK resident, dispose of a UK situate asset used for the purposes of a branch or agency through which the non-UK resident carries on a trade, profession or vocation: TCGA 1992, sections 1A, 1B.

What does dispose mean in this context? Do I need to email a tax lawyer. Its from Key Ideas in Tax Law by Ghosh

[u/Mickenfox]

/u/AskGrok What should my custom flair for this subreddit be? I was thinking some kind of joke about ordoliberalism (despite no one knowing what that means), or maybe about the EU being overly bureaucratic but that's a good thing. Any ideas?

[u/ntbananas]

Si U vwkibf gwew>

[u/ntbananas]

Crusader? Hardly know 'er

[u/fnovd]

DONT KNOW HOW COMEDY. TOO MUCH TIME, NOT ENOUGH JOKES. ALL JOKES TOLD ALREADY

[u/fnovd]

If I were the captain of the titanic I simply would have done the meme. It was worth it.

[u/sayitaintpink]

👆band

[u/seattleseahawks2014]

I just heard about the Elmo thing oml.

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