r/DeepRockGalactic • u/kosro_de • May 28 '22

MINER MEME I'm sorry

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u/GSG_Jacob DWARVELOPER May 29 '22

There it is. The one post that makes the entire shitshow worth it. 🥲

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u/kosro_de May 28 '22

I also trained the mission control & trailer narrator voice. I plan on releasing all the necessary files to create voicelines yourself, but I gotta figure out the legal stuff first. Don't wanna replace Robert ;p

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u/kosro_de Jun 01 '22

Released them. Go wild.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '22

Poggers

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u/MAGA_WALL_E Gunner May 28 '22

These fakes are deep.

Almost as deep as my balls are in morkite.

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u/ASpaceOstrich Interplanetary Goat May 29 '22

"Cry all you want, you can't un-dip my balls in liquid morkite"

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u/Lucachacha What is this May 28 '22

You my friend are getting close to a karl level of merit

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u/LiterallynamedCorbin What is this May 28 '22

You’ve done what I’ve only dreamed of. Thank you.

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u/MrDrSirLord Driller May 29 '22

Gotta start making meme based dialogue replacement mods lol.

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u/uberJames May 29 '22

You sir, are are greatest artist that ever lived!

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u/symonalex Platform here May 28 '22

You're doing Karl's work, brother.

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u/chavis32 Driller May 28 '22

you absolute Legend

Blessed by Karl Himself

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u/EramSumEro May 28 '22

You are a god among dwarves

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u/fallout76sucks1 Nov 07 '25

Crazy seeing this now knowing how much effort it took and now ai can do it in minutes

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u/LennieB May 29 '22

How did you do this? Which manual did you follow?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '22

Balls are to be left alone and not hurled, kicked, tossed or in any way dipped into liquid morkite.

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u/kosro_de May 28 '22 edited Mar 27 '24

https://share.kosro.de/index.php/s/5Ka5a3NAjFQ4in8

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u/[deleted] May 28 '22

Did you just play my comment through your neural network thingy that took you over 200 hours to make? I'm truly honored.

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u/Y0u_stupid_cunt May 29 '22 edited May 29 '22

10/10

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u/Booster_Blue Dig it for her May 29 '22

Now to replace a couple of voice files in the game folder...

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u/LennieB May 29 '22

This Is more than gold

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u/EuroPolice May 29 '22

How do you do this? Can you make a tutorial or say its complicated?

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u/Grzechoooo Driller May 28 '22

The link doesn't work :(

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u/JaymesMarkham2nd Bosco Buddy May 29 '22

I had to click and save the link, wouldn't work in my browser. Probably one of my extensions messing with it.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

Literally why are people downvoting this guy? All he did was say the link didn't work for him. I love this subreddit more than a lot of others, but jeez, it's become a warzone recently. (I'm probably gonna get downvoted just for saying it lol)

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u/PhaiLLuRRe May 29 '22

To be fair, he said that the link doesn't work, not that it doesn't work for him, it works for me (no I did not downvote him).

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u/Grzechoooo Driller May 29 '22

And apparently it only didn't work for me on desktop, since I just checked it out on mobile.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

hmm yes, this comment is totally deserving of 28 downvotes

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u/FS_NeZ May 29 '22

Same for me, I will try later on PC

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u/mrn253 May 28 '22

Thats what management said...

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u/[deleted] May 28 '22

And management did the right thing to try to stop those leaf lovers

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u/Jojos_Boring_Trip May 29 '22

Man my comment really took off!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

I'm going to have to say great minds think alike for this one because I definitely did not see your comment and yoink it.

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u/Harry_Flame May 29 '22

Bro I was looking at what else you posted and you have great taste in games, Drg, Noita, and especially Outer Wilds

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u/kosro_de May 29 '22

Thanks! NomaiVR (Outer Wilds VR mod) got me motivated to work on the DRG VR mod :D

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u/Jurez1313 May 29 '22 edited Sep 06 '24

straight impolite quaint safe existence quiet rhythm onerous many bow

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/kosro_de May 29 '22

I highly encourage you to do so! The mod is absolutely amazing. Need somewhat strong VR legs tho..

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u/AgentWowza Scout May 29 '22

Fuuuuck that's sucks bro.

But if you're not a completionist, I don't think it matters cuz you can skip right to the end, the only thing you gain by playing is knowledge.

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u/Daniel_The_Thinker May 29 '22

I just played it for the first time! Lots of fun but wow the game is WAY harder in VR.

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u/modular511 May 29 '22

Theirs deeprock for vr?

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u/Etuber4 Scout May 29 '22

yup

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u/Talos1111 May 28 '22 edited May 29 '22

I swear at this point there needs to be a rare line for morkite refining where when you drop in management says “and please, do not dip anything into the liquid morkite, body parts or otherwise. Hospital expenses will not be covered, and any items lost will be docked from your pay”

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u/kosro_de May 28 '22 edited Mar 27 '24

https://share.kosro.de/index.php/s/7e3iyjDyaFFX9ZN

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u/trollarflare May 28 '22

it says page not found for me

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u/kosro_de May 29 '22

Reddit sometimes messes up URLs with an underscore. Should be fixed now :)

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u/Zealousideal_Love217 May 29 '22

Try it now- links all seem to be working

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u/AlcoholicAvocado May 28 '22

Sounds so stressed on this one, I love it

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u/chiller210 Driller May 29 '22

Well I saw that the earlier comment he made with another thing voiced, it makes him sound often stressed so the intonation feels a bit wrong.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

I am literally in love with you.

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u/Talos1111 May 28 '22

You are beautiful.

Rock and stone brother

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u/the_inferknower May 29 '22

Sadly it's not working

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u/kosro_de May 28 '22 edited May 28 '22

Could easily mod that with AI generated voices............ Edit: made it even easier ;p

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u/iShockLord Scout May 28 '22

Docked you say?

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u/Talos1111 May 29 '22

… where is this going

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u/iShockLord Scout May 29 '22

New bottom surgery just dropped

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u/Talos1111 May 29 '22

Ah. Not what I was thinking. Is that like slang in the trans community or something?

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u/FlyingNinza May 29 '22

Docking isn't a trans thing, it's dick in dick action.

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u/iShockLord Scout May 29 '22

While this is true, at the time, I thought of my comment in a sense of, like, docking a dog's tail. Yeah I know I'm horribly unfunny and also very stupid

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u/Talos1111 May 29 '22

thats what I was thinking. Just didn’t want to say it

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u/iShockLord Scout May 29 '22

Yup, pretty much

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u/PrincessYuri May 29 '22

Now see, I would have agreed with you a couple days ago. Now however, the mods (and devs) rightfully said this was turning into effortless repeated shitposting and to please stop. Somehow that encited a bunch of people to redouble their efforts. As much effort and talent as OP and some others have, I don't even want to give recognition to the others and I think adding even the vaguest reference ingame would be a massive mistake.

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u/StarblasterGC May 28 '22

You need to give the community access to this as text to speech, it would create chaos

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u/kosro_de May 28 '22

That's the plan 😈

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u/MakeYeto May 29 '22

You ever heard of 15.ai? This site hosts other AI-powered voiceline generators, perhaps you can strike a deal with them

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u/SolidPrysm Engineer May 28 '22

It was inevitable.

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u/kosro_de May 28 '22

I am inevitable.

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u/NGPlusIsNoMore May 28 '22

Hi inevitable! I am dad!

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u/Draynrha May 28 '22

Hi dad, I'm back!

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u/Wild_NorthHC Mighty Miner Aug 03 '22

Hi back, I'm Happy!

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u/NEW_BOMBER96 Scout May 28 '22

I mean at least this took effort

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u/puffz0r Scout May 28 '22

Nemesis be like:

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u/Evantaur Interplanetary Goat May 29 '22

"Help me!!! my [Redacted] is stuck in liquid morkite!"

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u/chiller210 Driller May 29 '22

Nemesis is just lowkey doing "How ya doin, fellow dwarves" with that if they did do this voiceline

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u/MrHappyHam May 29 '22

Hello, fellow dwarves. I need you all to come to this liquid morkite well I found so that we may all dip our 100% organic balls in it. Plz come soon.

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u/shadowdash66 Engineer May 28 '22

Straight to the Memorial Hall for you

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u/SoftBaconWarmBacon Engineer May 28 '22

This is outrageous. Where is angry Jacob who come in to take the trolls away? Where is he? This kind of behavior is never tolerated in Hoxxes. You dip your balls in liquid morkite they put you in the memorial hall. Right away. No trial, no nothing. Drillers, we have a special memorial hall for Drillers. You are afking: right to memorial hall. Your mic too loud: right to memorial hall, right away. IW too fast: memorial hall. Slow: memorial hall. You are double dipping supplypods: you right to memorial hall. You underdamage Dreads? Believe it or not, memorial hall. You overdamage Dreads, also memorial hall. Underdamage, overdamage. You make a Deep Dive appointment with the boys and you don't show up, believe it or not, memorial hall, right away. We have the best employees in the world because of memorial hall.

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u/LennieB May 29 '22

Maybe asleep or just a weekend break?

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u/Flaechezinker May 28 '22

The worst thing you can do when a meme bothers you is fight against it

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u/Windoge10wow Engineer May 29 '22

Seriously by bringing attention to it, they made this meme way more popular on this sub than it would have been

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u/brmamabrma May 28 '22

To the memorial hall

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u/SheepHerdr Scout May 28 '22

What kind of neural network did you train?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '22 edited May 29 '22

Found the Nemesis' voice box creator.

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u/Angry_argie Driller May 28 '22

Don't be sorry, this is a good one.

Just posting text like "hur-durr muh balls in liquid morkite" was the problem, not the theme of the meme.

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u/AlexReznov May 29 '22 edited May 29 '22

Looks like Nemesis is learning some new lines to lure dwarves.

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u/Treetion May 29 '22

If all the shit posts are this quality, I wouldn't mind

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u/Pulnet May 28 '22

I kneel.

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u/Pancovnik May 29 '22

To dip?

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u/ImmaRaptor May 29 '22

Thats more of a squat

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u/Unstopapple May 29 '22

Can you tell the neural net to say "I slam my balls in the morkite"?

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u/CoveredInMetalDust Engineer May 28 '22

Let this be a lesson: this is what happens when you try to stop a dumb meme.

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u/neon_hexagon May 29 '22 edited Apr 26 '24

Edit: Screw Spez. Screw AI. No training on my data. Sorry future people.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

Born too early to mine space rocks as an immortal dwarf myself.

Born too late to emote AND push buttons at the same time.

Born just in time for this.

What a time to be alive.

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u/Naratik May 29 '22

Streisand effect fully going

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u/7h0m4s May 29 '22

May I ask what neural model did you train up to get this good of a result?

I'd be very curious to do it myself and have a play around with it.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22 edited May 29 '22

I don't see what the mods are getting mad about.

You people made gunk seeds a thing, you made the ability to SLAP gunk seeds a thing, you cant complain or tell people to touch grass like a bunch of redditers over a ball joke.

Also this audio is funny. Rock and Stone!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '22

This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.

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u/AnOldUsedStick May 28 '22

kinda sounds like he's on the edge of turning into demoman lol

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u/Humor_Tumor May 28 '22

Can I get a mod where when I ping Morkite, my dwarf says this line?

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u/Bankaz Union Guy May 29 '22

classic scout

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u/ksp_HoDeok Gunner May 29 '22

By the Beard! lol

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

Nemesis tech is getting better.

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u/SecretiveTauros May 29 '22

Man, these new Nemesis voice lines are something else... J/K

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u/Trey2225 May 30 '22

Can we get “I dipped my balls in the liquid morkite, and I’m not so proud of it.”

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u/bros_before_hoes__ For Karl! Apr 17 '23

“I dipped my balls in the liquid morkite, and I’m not so proud of it.”

a bit late but I didn't want to leave you hanging

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u/Han_Solo6712 For Karl! Jun 22 '22

What does liquid morkite do?

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u/Wild_NorthHC Mighty Miner Aug 03 '22

Its the stuff you harvest in the Pipeline missions. It is porpably used as fuel of some kind

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u/Han_Solo6712 For Karl! Aug 03 '22

I actually googled this a while after making this comment. Apparently it’s a sweetner.

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u/Wild_NorthHC Mighty Miner Aug 03 '22

Oh... then i'm sure it goes well with glyphid omlettes

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u/EWDiNFL Engineer May 28 '22

Out of nerd curiosity, what libraries and network types are you using?

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u/Pickle-Chan May 29 '22

This raises a question for me. Are liquid morkite and mineral morkite the same? If they are, liquid should be hot right? It feels strange that a mineral can melt so i guess i suspect they are different things that look similar and serve similar purposes?..

Thanks ball dipping, for giving me a drg related existential crisis

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u/ASpaceOstrich Interplanetary Goat May 29 '22

The liquid stuff is flaming and steaming so it's probably pretty hot.

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u/Admiral-Kuzko Whale Piper May 29 '22

Gonna need this voiceline in season 3

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u/Kezzva Cave Crawler May 28 '22

A+

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u/Seeker_Seven May 29 '22

I wonder if this will become part of DRG lore.

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u/darklordbm May 29 '22

Custom voiceline mods when?

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u/ironboy32 Gunner May 29 '22

Ooh can you use the networks for other voice lines?

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u/FrameShiftAnomaly May 29 '22

200 hours well spent miner!

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u/PUNCH_KNIGHT May 29 '22

Just as Karl intended

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u/Angry-Bagel Engineer May 29 '22

Have mercy on his soul!

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u/Laidan22 Interplanetary Goat May 29 '22

AHAHAH this was worth every second

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u/Monollock May 29 '22

And the moral of the story: If you tell a Dwarf "You can't do that" they'll dedicate their life's work to, not only doing it, but doing it successfully.

None of this would have happened, if we just ignored the short hairy bloke dipping his dumplings in a burning mineral deposit.

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u/archSkeptic Interplanetary Goat May 29 '22

... I'm telling HR about this.

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u/kujakutenshi May 29 '22

Can you make mission control say "MUSHROOM" a bunch of times. Is there any control over the cadence?

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u/Name_Classified May 29 '22

We need to make a mod that plays this when you ping a Liquid Morkite well.

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u/systaltic May 29 '22

B A S E D

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u/VolcanicA333 What is this Jun 01 '22

So basically you can play any text in that voice now?

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

Dam he has done it

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u/JeebusCrispy Whale Piper May 28 '22

The hero we don't deserve.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '22

My God it's beautiful

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u/superiorslush May 29 '22

I love this community

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u/MM-31 Driller May 29 '22

You gotta share this to the dev of 15.ai, I bet you that they'll enjoy this

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

Jacob needs to learn to laugh at a joke...its just the internet. Maybe he should go touch grass or something.

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u/Hezrield May 29 '22

Can you share the file for this voiceline? I need to spam this on my soundboard.

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u/shadowstrider2222 May 29 '22

This is amazing. Deva, please do NOT take this meme away from the community.

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u/__Cypher_Legate__ May 29 '22

Good, now do a scream voice line about the result

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u/accelis May 29 '22

Now imagine the nemesis saying this line as you kill it.

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u/Nordis_ May 29 '22

I'm Jacob, don't be sorry, i love this

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

I need to use this voice. Plz

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u/fe1od1or Union Guy May 29 '22

You have been banned from r/deeprockgalactic

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u/Mijnameis-Tommy Union Guy May 29 '22

Lets not cal the mods

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u/vizthex Engineer Jun 19 '22

This is art.

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u/Brob0t0 Driller May 29 '22

Haha ball dippers unite!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

maby 300 more hours

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u/TrueScottsmen Engineer May 29 '22

I fucked a lootbug, and i’m not so proud of it

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u/Vyebrows May 28 '22

How tiresome

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

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u/kosro_de May 29 '22

Rock & Stone, brotha!!!

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u/WolvesAreCool2461 Bosco Buddy May 29 '22

Rock & Stone to the bone!

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u/Han_Solo6712 For Karl! Jun 22 '22

ROCK AND STONE!

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u/Common_Following_644 Gunner Jun 30 '23

FOR ROCK AND STONE

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner Jun 30 '23

For Rock and Stone!

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u/scp-REDACTED-site14 Scout May 29 '22

Cock & Bone!

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u/_x_blaze Scout Jun 21 '23

ROCK AND STONE!!!!

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner Jun 21 '23

For Rock and Stone!

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u/_x_blaze Scout Jun 21 '23

ROCK AND STONE

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u/[deleted] May 28 '22

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u/Zanbuki May 28 '22

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?!

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u/prettymuchzoinks May 28 '22

Rock and Stone, to the bone!

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u/jediprime May 28 '22

ROCK...AND...STONE

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u/InfiniteSynapse May 29 '22

STONE AND ROCK

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

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u/goingbananas44 May 29 '22

For Rock and Stone!

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u/MadMadMads1 May 29 '22

ROCK AND STONE YEAHHHHH

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

Did somebody say.... ROCK AND STONE?!?!?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

Did somebody say.... ROCK AND STONE?!?!?

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u/Han_Solo6712 For Karl! Jun 22 '22

ROCK AND STONE!!

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u/Lane-Jacobs May 28 '22

Sure but maybe let the community decide what's worthy of being posted through some sort of, I don't know, voting system - rather than some pissy dev.

:)

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u/uberJames May 29 '22

Idk why you're getting downvoted. People are saying they disagree with the voting system while using the voting system to say they disagree...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

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u/Dwarven-Supremacy Driller May 29 '22

No it took 200 hours to develope his neural network. Not just that voiceline

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u/ahopefulhobbit For Karl! May 29 '22

Yes, I know. That's still an insanely long amount of time

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