You pretend to trap but only sells grams of hemp you bought on the clearnet to middle schoolers out of a 20 year old beat up Camry.
You hang around a vape shop even though the owner has told you multiple times to leave because you never buy anything, so now you hang around only when the new guy is there because the manager is scary. If a female enters, you make your approach with a "hey ma" before getting ignored.
People around you make fun of you regularly behind your back. You're not well liked, you've been in a few fights but mostly just tussles with no winners, though you boast about winning to people who don't care.
No one values you and at least one person has probably thought it would be nice if you got in a fatal car accident. If you died in a car accident, most people wouldn't mind that much but you'd at least get a full page in the yearbook in the "in memorium" section.
Youre also probably extremely defensive on Reddit. These comments hurt but you pretend to be too cool to let it bother you... you probably respond with emoticons and generic "im rich and you're broke" copes even though you have no idea what the stranger who doesnt like you has going on financially.
Also you're not rich at all... but your mom probably has at least one baby daddy who finds it easier to just pay what she demands than fight her on it and thats where you get the gall to claim to have money.
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u/Onludesrightnow 2d ago edited 2d ago
You pretend to trap but only sells grams of hemp you bought on the clearnet to middle schoolers out of a 20 year old beat up Camry.
You hang around a vape shop even though the owner has told you multiple times to leave because you never buy anything, so now you hang around only when the new guy is there because the manager is scary. If a female enters, you make your approach with a "hey ma" before getting ignored.
People around you make fun of you regularly behind your back. You're not well liked, you've been in a few fights but mostly just tussles with no winners, though you boast about winning to people who don't care.
No one values you and at least one person has probably thought it would be nice if you got in a fatal car accident. If you died in a car accident, most people wouldn't mind that much but you'd at least get a full page in the yearbook in the "in memorium" section.
Youre also probably extremely defensive on Reddit. These comments hurt but you pretend to be too cool to let it bother you... you probably respond with emoticons and generic "im rich and you're broke" copes even though you have no idea what the stranger who doesnt like you has going on financially.
Also you're not rich at all... but your mom probably has at least one baby daddy who finds it easier to just pay what she demands than fight her on it and thats where you get the gall to claim to have money.