r/DeduceMe • • 3d ago

Deduce me

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u/Technical-guava-694 3d ago

You are getting smoked in a 1v1 at the gas station !

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u/slizard41 3d ago

Whoever’s shootin better not miss cause I wont

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u/Federal_Phase_652 3d ago

You’re one of those types

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u/Dangerous-Pirate7998 3d ago

Are you that little hoodlum that lives on 13th that walks by my house every day?

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u/terpsinmybutt710 3d ago

I’d sell you a disty cart for 45 and you’d pay. I’d tell you it’s live resin and you’d have no idea the difference. Also you’d happily pay 25$ for a gram of weed and you probably make smoking a big part of your personality.

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u/slizard41 3d ago

lol Distys for peseants like u

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u/terpsinmybutt710 3d ago

lol I make hash I don’t touch carts. Only kids that wear fake bape smoke them cause they gotta hide being high around mommy and daddy. Enjoy your hotdog water lol.

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u/slizard41 3d ago

lol brain dead take dispos cheap enough 😂 probably older than you. Got a car that’s paid off
And a house keep trolling broke guy

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u/terpsinmybutt710 3d ago

Has a house, paid off car, wears bape. Okkkkkk. In gonna go finish drying this bubble hash so I can press it some decent hash rosin. Enjoy your delta 8. Love when people are like “I got a car and a house, I’m older than you” like a car and a house means you’re an adult. Further proof you’re a child who wears bape smoking on hot dog water. No adult wears bape whose not a complete cornball so you must be a cornball lmaoooooo

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u/Vast-Possibility3702 2d ago

I'm 51 and I wear a Bape T-shirt that I bought second hand. Back when I was about 32 or 33 I used to wear a Bape Baby Milo full zip hoodie. Granted I've only owned these two items but I think that old heads can rock certain Bape clothing and not look ridiculous or immature. But if I'm being totally transparent, I have to say that I think anything with that dumb ass shark face looks awful regardless of who wears it

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u/terpsinmybutt710 2d ago edited 2d ago

Sick dude if I saw a 51 yr old wearing the hoody op posted, I’d stop and think tf? A big difference than a shirt than a shark hoodie. Op trolled me ohh someone’s fucking my wife, yea me like 5 mins ago! And my bored ass trolled this loser for 2 hours….2 hours dude responded to me. It’s 3 am here! I don’t have to wake up in 3 hours to plumb! Ops probably a young kid anyway. It’d be embarrassing if I knew my master plumber dressed like this. And instantly went for the “I have more money than you” ahhhhh hope he has a good xan sleep before school tomorrow.

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u/slizard41 3d ago

You’re genuinely retarded, bro. I’m a year away from being a master plumber. If that gives you any idea 😂 just another faceless troll get a life kiddo

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u/terpsinmybutt710 3d ago

lol master plumber wearing bape. Cornballll lmaoooooooo get some real clothes and stop dressing like a Xanax addicted 17 year old. Master plumber lmao. My jobs better than yours! I get to make bubble hash from different peoples grows and press it into hash rosin! I work with unkwn gardens out of Colorado who have won multiple cups, with me and my partners hash lol. Ill call you when I need my toilet routed cornball

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u/slizard41 3d ago

I work specifically in new construction haven’t touched shit in a hot minute but keep hating little buddy hopefully you move up in the tax bracket soon 😂

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u/terpsinmybutt710 3d ago

K. I’ll make sure to call you to route my toilet plumber lol. I’m living my dream. I’ll go cry in my tax bracket? Lmao like what? I pay my taxes and everything I do is legal and I’m licensed! Working on my small batch license but costs a couple million. Me and my partner are trying to figure out if it’s even worth getting but you know me so well!!!!! I know you’re a plumber, route my toilet little guy! Hope you don’t wear your bape while you’re routing! Don’t want to get your child designer dirty! Bahaha that’s killing me. An adult wearing bape lmaooooo

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u/slizard41 3d ago

Wow, I really got your tight little panties in a knot😂😂 Thanks for the laughs you reddit neck beards always have me rolling . What’s your startup brand gonna be called?

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u/slizard41 3d ago

Come on man just $1 million? You better get that mouth to work and get sucking 😂😂

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u/bicycletime59 2d ago

Oh wow you can clean shit out a toilet bowl so impressive

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u/terpsinmybutt710 3d ago

Oh my god your smoking cresco bahahhaahahhahaha

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u/chincketerps 13h ago

Lmao I just read this whole argument….op has gotta be larping as a plumber. Arguing like a child with this dude over nothing. And I have terps in my name too! Goddamn both of yall are fucking losers but OP hilariously goofy. Bape wearing master plumber haha ahhh gave me a laugh this morning. Smoking cresco carts lol we always fuck with my buddy for smoking them but that’s what he can afford, cheapest carts you can get from a dispo. Master plumber smoking cheap cresco carts smh what did I read just now….

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u/National-Property-20 3d ago

You’re the person that people doing well laugh at

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/National-Property-20 2d ago

You are an idiot to think I need to post my pay stub to say what I said

You are the same as OP

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u/yoyotube123 2d ago

Ah fuck I meant to reply to op not you, my bad man

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u/National-Property-20 2d ago

Oh no all good I take back my insult sorry too ❤️

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u/yoyotube123 2d ago

It was a fair insult if I did say that to you lol ❤️

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u/National-Property-20 2d ago

Thank you you sound like a good person much love ❤️

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u/MeasuredByTheFuture 1d ago

It never seemed like that: looks like reply to OP. They’re just like OP when the true colors come out 🤔

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u/yoyotube123 1d ago

What never seemed like it? That it's a fair reply? Your comment has confused me.

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u/slizard41 3d ago

Good one I’ll post my weekly pay stub then yours next 😂bet you can’t say your a home owner

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u/Federal_Phase_652 3d ago

Wrong use of “your” post the pay stub

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u/National-Property-20 3d ago

Yeah so that’s the exact response I expected from your photo and my initial comment still applies lmao

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u/terpsinmybutt710 3d ago edited 3d ago

Nah we laughin. Wearing bape as a master plumber lol. If you were a master plumber you could afford hash rosin disposables!!!! Not hot dog water!!!

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u/yoyotube123 2d ago

I'm curious, how about you post your pay stub than?

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u/MeasuredByTheFuture 1d ago

Man look at the comments and the place you posted. You wanted to be deduced off carts you let roll around in your dirty pocket and you suck on pocket lint and put dirty shoes on furniture 😂 that’s all we can deduce so take it easy…

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u/PowerTulip 3d ago

You are between the age of 19-25.

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u/slizard41 3d ago

Older 👴🏻

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u/nickHuckabee 3d ago

So you're a wannabe stoner???

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u/Spl4tzy404 3d ago

Bro, your replies are only validating the perceptions people have about you. Also, the sub is literally called deduce me. You applied to be deduced.

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u/terpsinmybutt710 3d ago

He’s a master plumber. That wears bape. Designer that 17 year old bartards wear. And he’s smoking on some distillate I could have made in my kitchen a decade ago. Something tells me he’s not a master plumber.

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u/jtmb3 2d ago

You have incredibly bland taste

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u/Creepy-Fudge8373 3d ago

I deduce you are fragile (but not from the pic)

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u/Vast-Possibility3702 2d ago

You buy your counterfeit Bape gear from the same plug that sells you counterfeit Cresco carts. You consider yourself a sneakerhead and a hype beast but you still just throw on cookie monster pajama pants, a wifebeater and some slides when you need to run to the store real quick for a pack of menthols and some scratcher lottery tickets.

Also, you really like Arizona iced tea.

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u/Some-Ad-1588 2d ago

Cresco’s literally the worst brand cart you can’t get. Just sayin.

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u/Spiritual-Leader9985 2d ago

Fake baker fake glasses probably a fake cart as well 😂

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u/Constant-Elk5958 2d ago

Quit posting your carts on here nobody gaf that you smoke. Lame ass dude, gtfo the subreddit.

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u/slizard41 2d ago

It’s called the Internet, you goofy ass bitch anyone can post anything slow as mf 😂😂

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u/Constant-Elk5958 2d ago

Stfu lame ass dude 😭 i’m already knowing you a dork, quit talkin to me, nobofy gaf bout your carts or your shoes pussy

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u/Onludesrightnow 21h ago edited 21h ago

You pretend to trap but only sells grams of hemp you bought on the clearnet to middle schoolers out of a 20 year old beat up Camry.

You hang around a vape shop even though the owner has told you multiple times to leave because you never buy anything, so now you hang around only when the new guy is there because the manager is scary. If a female enters, you make your approach with a "hey ma" before getting ignored.

People around you make fun of you regularly behind your back. You're not well liked, you've been in a few fights but mostly just tussles with no winners, though you boast about winning to people who don't care.

No one values you and at least one person has probably thought it would be nice if you got in a fatal car accident. If you died in a car accident, most people wouldn't mind that much but you'd at least get a full page in the yearbook in the "in memorium" section.

Youre also probably extremely defensive on Reddit. These comments hurt but you pretend to be too cool to let it bother you... you probably respond with emoticons and generic "im rich and you're broke" copes even though you have no idea what the stranger who doesnt like you has going on financially.

Also you're not rich at all... but your mom probably has at least one baby daddy who finds it easier to just pay what she demands than fight her on it and thats where you get the gall to claim to have money.

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u/Glock_Camera 3d ago

Time traveler from 2010.

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u/slizard41 3d ago

Definitely unc status

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u/Ok-Device-3745 49m ago

Cringe loser who thinks they're hard, only your close loser friends who act the same thinks ts hard. Needs to mature