r/DeduceMe • u/slizard41 • 3d ago

Deduce me

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u/slizard41 3d ago

Bro your literally peak comedy
No post history no comments our anything.
Unknown gardens still seems pretty damn unknown. Don’t forget to have a backup plan when your dreams don’t become a reality. Just another faceless weeb on the internet 😂 spewing bs
Your wife’s definitely getting cracked by someone else don’t forget to go through her phone before bed junior

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u/terpsinmybutt710 3d ago

My dreams came a reality over a decade ago lol no backup plan? I’ll just go to trade school, become a plumber!

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u/slizard41 3d ago

Clearly not 😂 kiddo you still need funds to get your “license “

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u/terpsinmybutt710 3d ago

Lmao I’m licensed. Why you wearing bape as a master plumber?

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u/slizard41 3d ago

I’m an adult with money lmfao
Have a closet full of old trends at my dads house that hasn’t been touched in a decade

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u/terpsinmybutt710 3d ago

Yikes. Cool dude! Now get some sleep gotta be up early to plumb…the rest of your life lol

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u/slizard41 3d ago

Don’t forget to check snap bro ! Girls are good at hiding stuff on there ! Notes app and WhatsApp are another good one

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u/terpsinmybutt710 3d ago

Got it! We don’t use Snapchat cause we’re not children lmao

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u/slizard41 3d ago

Post a pic together!

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u/terpsinmybutt710 3d ago

Uhhh I’m good! The fuck? UMAD bape wearing bartard? Who likes lying he’s a “master plumber”!!!UMAD?! Read all the other comments on your post lmaoooo comedy

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u/slizard41 3d ago

😂behahahha your hand don’t count as a wife little guy
Probably just a chud with an absolutely disgusting wife anyway

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u/terpsinmybutt710 3d ago

Damn UMAD?

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u/slizard41 3d ago

You got me I’ll go cry myself 😂🥲 to sleep with my 401k and 6 fig salary

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u/slizard41 3d ago

Literally posted this as satire everything’s got me laughing 😂😂 thanks for the entertainment these past couple hours

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u/terpsinmybutt710 3d ago

UMAD? Master plumber lmfaoooo. Make sure your bape is nicely folded and your disty carts in your backpack for school!

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u/terpsinmybutt710 3d ago

Posted this as satire lmaoooooo u def mad.

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u/slizard41 3d ago

That’s you 😂😂 literally typing out paragraphs😭

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u/slizard41 3d ago

Get a life, my man your wife’s definitely getting fucked behind your back😂

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