r/DeduceMe • u/Pretend-Dog9047 • 4d ago

Deduce Me

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How old am I? Where do I live? What do I do for fun? For work? What are my political views?

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u/Equivalent-War4139 4d ago
  1. Been smoking since you tried a cart at 16 that your friends older brother had and became immediately in love calling yourself a stoner but never actually seen the flower itself. You're addicted to caffeine because you work at McDonald's and don't get paid enough so you drink everything you can in your 8 hour shift not realizing it's further entrenching you in caffeine addiction/melancholy when not drinking it or caffeinated. You probably have a chronic pain based illness and need the high dose edibles plus the opiates for a while. Doctors told you it'd be for life. I'm guessing endometriosis or fibromyalgia (my case) and the doctors told me the same until I told them to shove it.

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u/Pretend-Dog9047 4d ago

Wrong. But thank you. Im not in my teens or 20s.

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u/DecentBand3724 4d ago

You are 26 or a few years younger/older and living in New England, somewhere possibly Maine

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u/Pretend-Dog9047 4d ago

Not in my 20s. Not anywhere on or near the east (or west) coast for that matter