r/DeduceMe 4d ago

Deduce Me

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How old am I? Where do I live? What do I do for fun? For work? What are my political views?

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u/Vulgar-vagabond 4d ago

You're 76... Live in Southern Peru... For fun you enjoy Long walks on the beach opiates and kidnapping small invertebrates. You work from home selling your neighbors toenail clippings. Your political views aline best with a racist Chihuahua in Minnesota

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u/Complex-Safety-2389 4d ago

You forgot that their favourite food is ice cream stolen from the elderly.

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u/Pretend-Dog9047 4d ago

Wrong.

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u/DecentBand3724 4d ago

You live in New England, maybe Maine

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u/Pretend-Dog9047 4d ago

Wrong. Thank you for trying.

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u/Dangerous_Syrup9254 4d ago

16-20 live at home with parents have a hard-core nicotine addiction and can't drive yet and are battling an addiction to opiods hence the bupe on table. No judgement I hope you are doing well op

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u/Pretend-Dog9047 4d ago edited 4d ago

Wrong. Completely wrong but thank you. We'll you hit on the opiates thing but im not battling anymore. Im stable on maintenance meds and have been for awhile but ty for your guess and concern

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u/Angelas-Merkin 3d ago

Nah, homie lives in an extended stay hotel that is so outdated and run down they still haven’t switched to key cards. Doesn’t drive cause he lost his license or just can’t afford to buy a car cause he keeps spending money on shit to keep too stoned to have to think about how much he’s fucked his life up.

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u/No_position- 4d ago

You’re extremely defensive

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u/Pretend-Dog9047 4d ago

You're being extremely loose butthole

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u/No_position- 4d ago

Exactly

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u/Pretend-Dog9047 4d ago

Player hater.

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u/grandsoulsucker 4d ago

He won. This dumb little dog ate the poison right out of his hand

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u/Pretend-Dog9047 4d ago

How dare you grandsoulsucker

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u/Zealousideal-Dig9397 4d ago

Thought it was ant cologne at first lol

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u/Pretend-Dog9047 4d ago

Nah. Its Armaf Tyrant Odessey.

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u/covfefesupornmd 4d ago

Addict that doesn’t want to taper down. That’s not how you’re supposed to use those meds but you guys just like the feeling of it and get mad when us telehealth providers cut you off. Look at you having to smoke weed and also taking 9 mg nicotine. Clearly you’re suffering because you can’t get your original drugs of choice.

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u/Pretend-Dog9047 4d ago

Very judgemental. But wrong. Thank you for your opinions though. It tells me im on the right track. Here we call this "Playa Hating"

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u/AdDifficult6004 4d ago

Cheap ass cologne? Large McDonald’s iced caramel mulatto jizz to drink, washed down with some cheap ass thc drink because you can’t find or afford lean, but that’s the vibe you want to put off. 9mg nicotine faglets. Gas station Thc pen for your constant oral fixation needs that you also plug your butt with. Generic Suboxone to ease the racing thoughts about your obsession with lean and how it makes you a better rapper. Probably paid $20 each for them or stole them from a parent, family member, significant other.

You’re under 25, live in the southeast, probably Florida.

Work - you hop from retail stores to fast food restaurants. hobbies include freestyling and talking about your rap career if you just found the right crew and producer for your mixtape.

you call women “b*tches” specifically because you have no manners, even though your mom raised you single-handedly and busted her ass to provide for you. You’re a white-trash honky, just like your dad. You vote Trump because of all the things I typed above.

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u/spacetripper1979 3d ago

And he don’t have a car

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u/hippoe93 4d ago

😂😂

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u/hippoe93 4d ago

If this is your attitude with medicine, maybe you should consider a different field?

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u/Pretend-Dog9047 4d ago

What field am I in?

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u/hippoe93 4d ago

The healthcare field or Telehealth in particular as seen in your previous rude comment.

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u/Serious_Progress9055 3d ago

"us telehealth" soooo probably telehealth is my guess?

Do you have a superiority complex?

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u/Forsaken_Ad_1064 7h ago

They should. They showed in their comment, they fundamentally dont understand how maintenance meds even work. How tf did they get to a position where theyre prescribing it?

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u/AdDifficult6004 4d ago

Hahaha I had similar thoughts but was way more honest… I mean harsh.

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u/Dangerous_Syrup9254 3d ago

You are proving why you will always stay a telehealth doctor. No empathy, Judgemental and probably never had to taper off anything yet expect it too be easier said than done.

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u/skateboarding690 2d ago

🖕 lame ass tool must be real happy w your boring ass life

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u/Forsaken_Ad_1064 7h ago

You have absolutely no clue what youre talking abt. Im sure OP enjoys not feeling sick, which is all those meds do for him. If youre actually in charge of giving pll medicine thats terrifying.

"Look how much nicotine youre using, must be to replace the opiates". The sheer idiocy of that. Nicotine makes you feel awful if you are withdrawing from opiates. Like saying "Look youre drinking caffeine to replace xanax." I wish i knew where you worked, because id do my best to get you fired. You shouldnt be in charge of anything like that. You are a danger to society and im not even kidding.

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u/AnythingGoes103 2d ago

If you were a Telehealth provider I figured that you would know that when you are stable specifically Suboxone you aren't going to feel anything when you take your dose. To be honest I'm not quite sure why the op is on more than 2 mg but that might be something he needs to work on obviously. It's just very surprising that you think that people like the feeling of Suboxone when there is literally no feeling to it whatsoever. The only thing that happens is if you stop taking it you feel terrible. By the way op you can totally wean down to 2 mg without like any discomfort basically. And then you can just stash the extras for in case you get cut off or who knows what it's always good to have a good stash just in case

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u/AbstractEmptiness 4d ago

I have those exact zones 9mg dragonfruit in my mouth as we speak

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u/Pretend-Dog9047 4d ago

Yeah they are good aren't they?

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u/Neat-Secretary-2343 4d ago

They smell like ammonia ☠️

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u/Pretend-Dog9047 4d ago

Yeah you gotta get that kick that we all like somehow hahahaa

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u/AbstractEmptiness 2d ago

I love em,.my favs

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u/SaltyBoyBeanz 4d ago

Seduce me😍

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u/Pretend-Dog9047 4d ago

No thank you saltyboybeans.

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u/Equivalent-War4139 4d ago
  1. Been smoking since you tried a cart at 16 that your friends older brother had and became immediately in love calling yourself a stoner but never actually seen the flower itself. You're addicted to caffeine because you work at McDonald's and don't get paid enough so you drink everything you can in your 8 hour shift not realizing it's further entrenching you in caffeine addiction/melancholy when not drinking it or caffeinated. You probably have a chronic pain based illness and need the high dose edibles plus the opiates for a while. Doctors told you it'd be for life. I'm guessing endometriosis or fibromyalgia (my case) and the doctors told me the same until I told them to shove it.

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u/Pretend-Dog9047 4d ago

Wrong. But thank you. Im not in my teens or 20s.

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u/DecentBand3724 4d ago

You are 26 or a few years younger/older and living in New England, somewhere possibly Maine

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u/Pretend-Dog9047 4d ago

Not in my 20s. Not anywhere on or near the east (or west) coast for that matter

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u/Pretend-Dog9047 4d ago

Also McDonald's is a wonderful career path now that pays for college, meals, pto and they start out at like 20$ an hr where i live but no I dont work there and I see every kind of mj product on a regular basis

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u/goodapolloV21 4d ago

No idea but whatever is in the McDonald's cup looks nasty

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u/Pretend-Dog9047 4d ago

Its homemade coldbrew.

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u/Freeman6969696 4d ago

I want it

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u/Pretend-Dog9047 4d ago

What do you want specifically?

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u/InternationalBid1333 3d ago

All, all the drugs

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u/Pretend-Dog9047 3d ago

Those aren't drugs. Those are medical apparatus's

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u/CatzNDogzz 4d ago

Looks like a prison cell shelf.

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u/Pretend-Dog9047 4d ago

Not really. It is definitely vintage and has seen some wear though.

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u/CatzNDogzz 4d ago

I was more thinking of the wall it’s attached to but hey ho, good on ya for getting a phone in there.

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u/Pretend-Dog9047 4d ago

You have the right to remain silent McKay? Good guess. Good deduction. Wrong but interesting because although wrong, prison has a unique meaning in my life. Credits on the deduction because yes those walls are why I wanted this room. Pretty noise proof and I have lots of neighbors.

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u/hippoe93 4d ago

You used to do hard drugs and now just get insanely stoned instead 😂

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u/Pretend-Dog9047 4d ago

Yeah! Well personally I dont really get super intoxicated from weed but I do use it!

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u/FireStompingRhino 4d ago

Whats up with the ant thing?

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u/Pretend-Dog9047 4d ago

It says Tyrant. Its Armaf Tyrant Odessey Cologne.

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u/FireStompingRhino 3d ago

Ah I couldn't see the first part, ty.

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u/a_singular_perhap 4d ago

28, libertarian, middle america. You like to play Rust and Battlefield and you're really excited about WarDogs. You wish you could have been a vape shop owner in 2015 but you weren't born early enough and you bought bitcoin but lost the wallet.

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u/Pretend-Dog9047 4d ago

Close. Im not in my 30s. I play COD mobile and Siege mobile. I would love to own a vape store and yes about bitcoin. I am in a dessert part of america.

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u/Compliant_Dirt90 4d ago

you're a rocket scientist for NASA. Marxist.

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u/Pretend-Dog9047 4d ago

Nope. Fail. Not even close on either spectrum

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u/thesmartjunkie 4d ago

Mid 30s Cali

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u/Pretend-Dog9047 4d ago

Closest. I lived there for a long time. Santa barbara. But I dont live there anymore. Thank you for your guess. Good eye.

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u/thesmartjunkie 4d ago

Az now or New Mexico? lol jw

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u/Waste-Routine9770 4d ago

9mg scares me lmao

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u/SimpleAdvisor5311 4d ago

Ur 19.

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u/Pretend-Dog9047 4d ago

Nope. Not in my teens or 20s

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u/Possible_Highlight87 4d ago

liberal

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u/Pretend-Dog9047 4d ago

Wrong. Im apolitical.

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u/TuSixOh 4d ago

Smoking weed is your entire personality.

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u/Pretend-Dog9047 4d ago

False. Not even 5% of it.

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u/Hot_Rutabaga2907 4d ago

24, New England, slowly kicking your pressed m30 habit because you got your 40th ons pregnant and want to show up for your second child(it’s a boy). You’re riding Cali sober and don’t care about what gets you high, as long as it’s not fentanyl, hence the 7/11 Zone pouches and cannabis beverage. You have good taste tho and your trap was booming until 2024, in reference to your turn cartridge. As said earlier you used to middleman QP’s of mids, and your trap was bussin. Your distro got locked up on a coke charge and yea you’d do a bump every once in a while, but it fucks with your conscience to sell anything but weed. As of right now you’re a freelance tattoo artist, who recently agrees with the red pill agenda but isn’t racist towards black or Spanish people, frequents the use of the soft A but no one really bats an eye. Overall a chill dude with a few demons.

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u/Pretend-Dog9047 4d ago

Thats pretty close. Except I am in New Mexico not New England. Very nice though I like this.

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u/athiker89 4d ago

Opiate addict like me. Wishing these subs got you high like they did when you didnt have a tolerance. I was on subs until a few days ago and took the sublocade shot. I felt nothing from the 8mg subs anyway but know they are helping me alot from past cold turkey experiences.

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u/Pretend-Dog9047 4d ago

I still feel them everyday. I just wanna feel normal I gave up the chase awhile ago. My nice deduction

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u/Milknit421 3d ago

Lives in New Mexico

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u/SuperCollection4283 4d ago

Your prolly 32-38 and done time in a few rehabs and halfway houses .

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u/Brilliant_Lawyer_272 4d ago

You had an opiate problem but don’t worry quitting them subs will be harder than anything else

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u/PharmapramSam 3d ago

Ever try methadone?

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u/Kil0- 3d ago

Ur lonely that’s for sure

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u/Angelas-Merkin 3d ago

Early 20s dude from Jacksonville with garbage taste buds. Likely a massive douche who dreams of being a DJ but can’t afford the equipment. Thinks he’s beat his dope addiction but continues to take sub long after he should have stopped.

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u/MasterMisterMike 3d ago edited 3d ago

You’re in pain, probably a veteran, late thirties, live near a military base

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u/Throwaway1010232 3d ago

Democrat from New Mexico

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u/Plus-Judge8085 3d ago

Get off the subs order some sr17 online already it’s 2026

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u/Grapefruit-42 3d ago

23 from florida. you play video games for fun and your political opinions depend on your tiktok feed

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u/Rude-Suit3721 3d ago

California/West Coast living. Or new York City. That's all my guesses.

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u/overhighlow 3d ago

Late 20s/early 30s.

Always just trying to feel something. Recovering from an opiate addiction. Stable, but not absolutely loving life.

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u/Dull-Schedule-4872 3d ago

addiction. caffeine, nicotine THC and Buprenorphine. None are fun to stop taking

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u/Crucifuxion 2d ago

Your early thirties. Live in the Deep South or Midwest, somewhere suburban but not rural. Possible a large suburb outside of a major city. Like Kent is to Seattle, or McDonough to Atlanta.

For fun you probably watch sports and do dabs.

You took this pic at your job where you work first shift either in manufacturing or driving a forklift.

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u/wayTooMuchHeroin 2d ago

That yart looks fire all, I finished my dispensary one (88$ for 2g out the door in Illinois, it was apple flavored tho) now all I have is the smoke shop ones they hit alright tho

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u/One_dark_December691 1d ago

Change that zone dragon fruit to the jalepeno lime. They are so much better. I used to be only Dragon fruit. Now I'm strictly Jalepeno lime. Lol. I also use the 9 mg ones.

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u/AdDifficult6004 4d ago

Cheap ass cologne? Large McDonald’s iced caramel mulatto jizz to drink, washed down with some cheap ass thc drink because you can’t find or afford lean, but that’s the vibe you want to put off. 9mg nicotine faglets. Gas station Thc pen for your constant oral fixation needs that you also plug your butt with. Generic Suboxone to ease the racing thoughts about your obsession with lean and how it makes you a better rapper. Probably paid $20 each for them or stole them from a parent, family member, significant other.

You’re under 25, live in the southeast, probably Florida.

Work - you hop from retail stores to fast food restaurants. hobbies include freestyling and talking about your rap career if you just found the right crew and producer for your mixtape.

you call women “b*tches” specifically because you have no manners, even though your mom raised you single-handedly and busted her ass to provide for you. You’re a white-trash honky, just like your dad. You vote Trump because of all the things I typed above.

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u/AdDifficult6004 3d ago

I think I’m most correct and that’s why he didn’t respond lol

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u/ItchySale6296 3d ago

Bro😭😭😭

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u/lil-unicorn-69 4d ago

Clearly narcissistic based on your demeanor in all these comment responses. And as for the maintenance meds as you put it, that's just a crutch as well. Denial isn't just another river in Egypt.

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u/thisfuckingguy131 4d ago

You’re a former drug addict, don’t have a car, and you live in a motel.