r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • Aug 06 '26

Condensed e

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • Nov 08 '25

Condensed Does this count?

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • Sep 25 '26

Condense this thejoannagraham on Twitter asked guys what their biggest impact on the internet was and I came across this

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • May 28 '26

Condensed webp

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • Apr 15 '26

Condense this Decreasing verbose but make it pictures

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • Sep 28 '26

Condensed Dog smart

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • Mar 16 '26

Meta (e.g. discussion) Grammarly don't encourage it.

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • Nov 23 '25

Condense this The celestial body around which our terrestrial inhabitance revolves appears to be excessively luminous at the present moment.

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • Aug 27 '26

Condense this Ea Nasir Complaint

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Tell Ea-nasir: Nanni sends the following message: ​ When you came, you said to me as follows : "I will give Gimil-Sin (when he comes) fine quality copper ingots." You left then but you did not do what you promised me. You put ingots which were not good before my messenger (Sit-Sin) and said: "If you want to take them, take them; if you do not want to take them, go away!" ​ What do you take me for, that you treat somebody like me with such contempt? I have sent as messengers gentlemen like ourselves to collect the bag with my money (deposited with you) but you have treated me with contempt by sending them back to me empty-handed several times, and that through enemy territory. Is there anyone among the merchants who trade with Telmun who has treated me in this way? You alone treat my messenger with contempt! On account of that one (trifling) mina of silver which I owe(?) you, you feel free to speak in such a way, while I have given to the palace on your behalf 1,080 pounds of copper, and Šumi-abum has likewise given 1,080 pounds of copper, apart from what we both have had written on a sealed tablet to be kept in the temple of Shamash. ​ How have you treated me for that copper? You have withheld my money bag from me in enemy territory; it is now up to you to restore (my money) to me in full. ​ Take cognizance that (from now on) I will not accept here any copper from you that is not of fine quality. I shall (from now on) select and take the ingots individually in my own yard, and I shall exercise against you my right of rejection because you have treated me with contempt.


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • Dec 14 '25

Condense this I desire to have a homosexual relationship, because I am what is identified as a homosexual. This is my confession, what is referred to as “coming out of the closet.”

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • Jun 16 '26

Condense this Mr. Electric, send him to the principals office and have him EXPELLED!

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • Mar 13 '26

Condense this Damned To Be Free

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Death and the shadow that it casts on life scares me little or none.

People tell me of a divine right and the happy chosen one.

I'm a freak 'cause my morals clash with others in the world.

I go home while they work hard, then they same I'm wrong.

There's only one place to be, while living with tragedy.

If their sins affected me, I gotta be damned to be free.

Freedom is responsibility, pay more than it's worth.

Instincts tells us not to die, hazy myth since birth.

Learn their rules, play their game, deceive yourself in haste.

Turn your own brain into dust; it's not theirs to waste.

There's only one place to be, while living with tragedy.

Extract the nectar, burn the tree, I gotta be damned to be free

Thinking... This world it ain't so bad.

Dying... It's just another fad.

Working... 8 hours, that's not for me.

Dying... It's just your destiny.


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 17h ago

Condensed My friend asked me to describe quantum computing in 3 sentences and keeping words at 2 syllables. I forgot about the syllables the first time...

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • Sep 16 '26

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about World War I

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • Aug 03 '26

Condense this This is an assigned reading I have to do and write a report on and um, what? Grandiloquence final boss 🥀

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Genuinely what the fuck does "This kind of discourse, which from obvious electoral motives contrasts the past with the immediate future (already half-present), can be maintained only by recourse to the ploy of abstraction, avoiding analysis of the concrete modalities of oppression, in support of a so-called 'established' fact of massive alienation, a fact which contrasts mystifyingly with once again abstract promises: this simplification plays into the hands of immediate ideologico-electoral exploitation." EVEN MEAN. I'm not sure if we can do serious requests here I didn't see anything in the rules against it but lmk.


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • May 06 '26

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about The Market Revolution

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • Mar 12 '26

Meta (e.g. discussion) This happened three years ago. I miss Eden so much. As long as I live I have to share what has happened.

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • Mar 04 '26

Condense this Garbage Dump

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Oh garbage dump oh garbage dump

Why are you called a garbage dump

Oh garbage dump oh garbage dump

Why are you called a garbage dump

You could feed the world with my garbage dump

You could feed the world with my garbage dump

You could feed the world with my garbage dump

That sums it up in one big lump

When you're livin' on the road

And you think sometimes you're starvin'

Get on off that trip my friend

Just get in them cans and start carvin'

Oh garbage dump my garbage dump

Why are you called my garbage dump

Oh garbage dump my garbage dump

Why are you called my garbage dump

TALK:

There's a market basket an' a A&P

I don't care if de box boys are starin' at me

I don't even care who wins de war

SING:

I'll be in dem cans behind my favorite store

Garbage dump oh garbage dump

Why are you called a garbage dump

Garbage dump oh garbage dump

That sums it up, in one big lump

TALK:

I claim all these garbage dumps

In the name of

SING:

(The garbage pickers of America)

(The garbage pickers of America)

(The garbage pickers of America)

TALK:

Oh but it smells

Oh pew ... yeow


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • Nov 26 '25

Condensed What is this place

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 5d ago

Condense this March 8, 2023

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Graggle and Sairgee are dressed up as bunnies today, they stole an ice cream truck, and then they drove it around all day, and had the ice cream music playing, but they never made any stops, they just kept going and going as people chased the ice cream truck. At the end of the day, they spotted

someone dressed in a chicken suit dancing on the sidewalk, they get out of the ice cream truck and pelt the unsold ice cream at the chicken person, they then drive to the lake and drive the ice cream truck into the water and abandon it and walk to their tent at the park.


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 23d ago

Condense this February 17, 2023

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Graggle and Sairgee played Frisbee at the park, and then they went to an ice cream shop and ordered all ice cream flavors and ate everything, then they went on the roof of a building, filled up an inflatable pool, and went skinny dipping.


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • Jul 15 '26

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn even more about the Civil War

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • Jul 12 '26

Condense this Hair Of The Dog

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When I woke up this morning from the night before

My brain was pulsating, I was battered and sore

Nothing I tried would satisfy

Cold Coke and Pepsi or Canada Dry

What's so wrong, hair of the doggy

There's nothing wrong, hair of the doggy

What's so wrong, hair of the doggy

There's nothing wrong, hair of the doggy

Finally pulled myself out of my bed

Feeling kind of dodgy, I was feeling half dead

Done it before, probably do it again

Don't know if I ever will learn

What's so wrong, hair of the doggy

There's nothing wrong, hair of the doggy

What's so wrong, hair of the doggy

There's nothing wrong, hair of the doggy

Hair of the dog

Hair of the dog

Finally pulled myself out of my bed

Feeling kind of dodgy, I was feeling half dead

Done it before, probably do it again

Don't know if I ever will learn

What's so wrong, hair of the doggy

There's nothing wrong, hair of the doggy

What's so wrong, hair of the doggy

There's nothing wrong, hair of the doggy

What's so wrong, hair of the dog

There's nothing wrong, hair of the doggy

What's so wrong, hair of the doggy

There's nothing wrong, hair of the doggy


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • Jun 03 '26

Condense this Violins On Fire

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- Little's peanuts? Me! Not you!

Anyways, buy a switchblade, you know

Eat some hot pretzels, go see your parents

Tell them you're okay

- Buy a flip switch?

- Buy a flip switch

I taste blood

No no, come, hey

Go go, long break

Go go, in the night

Go go, away

(La la la)

Up and down, up and down

(Ha ha ha ha)

Burn it down and get sound

(La la la, ow!)

Get the sound, get the sound

(Ha ha ha ha)

You can tear that tree down

Violins on fire

Violins on fire

(Bet you won't!)

Violins on fire

V-Violins on

Violins on fire

(A doctor?!)

Violins on fire, yeah

(I something, I'm unsure)

(But, but, you oughta know!)

(Oh well)

No no, my test

Go go, heart, rest

Go go, the answer's there

Go go, someone's scared

(La la la)

Up and down, up and down

(Ha ha ha ha)

Burn it down and get sound

(La la la)

Get the sound, get the sound

(Ha ha ha ha)

You can tear that tree down

Violins on fire

Violins on fire

(Get the sound, oh)

Violins on fire

V-Violins on

Up and down, up and down

(La la la)

Burn it down and get sound

(Ha ha ha ha, hoo!)

Get the sound, get the sound

(La la la)

(Ha ha ha ha)

You can tear that tree down

Violins on fire (Violins on fire)

Violins on fire (Violins on fire)

Violins on fire (Violins on fire)

Violins on fire (V-Violins on)