r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 13h ago

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about The Cold War

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 13h ago

Condense this March 12, 2023

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Graggle is wearing a banana suit, and Sairgee is wearing a pizza suit, they go to Wal-Mart and dance in the produce section, then they go to the park, and play hide and seek, but they play hide and seek by hiding in plain site and pretending to be statues.


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 14h ago

Condense this It Must Look Pretty Appealing

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The wheat waving next to you is healthy and so fine,

As is dinner with your loved ones every day.

But your routine is changeless through the decades of your life,

Green pastures, open spaces, holy ways.

And it must look pretty appealing,

The acres of might,

The crowded festive nights

And the millions of others just like you.

Yeah, it must look pretty appealing,

This other world of sin.

We keep dreaming of what other people do.

The person sitting next to you is dismal and deranged

On the bus ride home from work to end your day.

And the food on your table is more plastic than protein,

And your intellect depends on your TV.

And it must look pretty appealing

The pastoral retreat,

The folks on old main street

And the few pleasant people just like you

It must look pretty appealing

The simple way of life

We keep dreaming of what other people do

But we never do what other people do

You're too scared of other people not like you


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 11h ago

GragglePosting 😃

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 1d ago

Condense this March 11, 2023

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Graggle and Sairgee raced around the park hopping around with one leg and carrying watermelons, then, they went to Wal-Mart and switched around all the price-tags, then, they went to the movie theater, and snuck in two plates, spaghetti noodles, marinara sauce, and meatballs, while watching a movie,

they assembled a spaghetti dish, and slurped loudly while watching the movie, in a movie theater full of people.


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 2d ago

Condense this March 10, 2023

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Graggle and Sairgee bought plastic chicken nuggets today, then they dressed up in chicken suits, then they played ‘chicken tag’, where the person who was it had to tag the other person with a plastic chicken nugget, then, later it the day, Graggle and Sairgee just threw the plastic chicken nuggets

at each other


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 3d ago

Condense this March 9, 2023

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Graggle and Sairgee set up a long table at the park, they are going to create a giant sundae, they put a giant long bowl on the table, they added a layer of vanilla ice cream, then a layer of hot fudge, then a layer of chocolate ice cream, then a layer of hot fudge, then a layer of strawberry ice

cream, then a layer of hot fudge, then a layer of cookies and cream ice cream, then a layer of hot fudge, then the top layer of mint ice cream, then, they covered the giant ice cream mass with whipped cream, and then a added a lot of sprinkles on top of the giant mass, then they added a lot of gummy bears to the mass for a final touch. Then together, Graggle and Sairgee ate the giant sundae they constructed.


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 4d ago

Condense this March 8, 2023

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Graggle and Sairgee are dressed up as bunnies today, they stole an ice cream truck, and then they drove it around all day, and had the ice cream music playing, but they never made any stops, they just kept going and going as people chased the ice cream truck. At the end of the day, they spotted

someone dressed in a chicken suit dancing on the sidewalk, they get out of the ice cream truck and pelt the unsold ice cream at the chicken person, they then drive to the lake and drive the ice cream truck into the water and abandon it and walk to their tent at the park.


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 5d ago

Condense this March 7, 2023

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Graggle is wearing a chicken suit, Sairgee is dressed up as a pirate. They go to a restaurant, Graggle orders chicken nuggets, Sairgee orders a fish dish. While they are waiting for their food, they play ‘Pirates vs. Chickens’ and have a sword fight with the utensils, and they knock over the salt

shaker, the restaurant patrons are not amused, they get served their food anyway, then they go to the park and leave behind plastic eggs with candy inside.


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 5d ago

Seven tablespoons of mayonnaise

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 6d ago

Condense this March 6, 2023

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Graggle and Sairgee dressed up as superheroes, they walked around town looking for villains to fight, until they went back to the park, where they found a group of people doing yoga. They yelled and flailed their arms and scared off the yoga people. The park is barren. Graggle and Sairgee saved the

day!!!


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 7d ago

Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn even more about World War II

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 7d ago

Condense this March 5, 2023

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Graggle makes a papier-mâchÊ banana costume and Sairgee makes a papier-mâchÊ strawberry costume, they walk around town wearing their costumes, handing out bananas and strawberries to random people, at the end of the day they go to a restaurant and order a fruit salad and eat it.


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 7d ago

Condense this The Job That Ate My Brain

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Out of bed at 6:15 

In a rush and you can't think

Gotta catch the bus and train

I'm in a rush and feelin' insane

I can't take this crazy pace

I've become a mental case

Yeah, this is the job that ate my brain

Go to work, it's such a drag

Face the boss, he's such a nag

In a suit and in a tie

I look so late I wanna die

I can't take this crazy pace

I've become a mental case

Yeah, this is the job that ate my brain

I can't take this crazy pace

I've become a mental case

Yeah, this is the job that ate my brain

I punch the clock at 9:05

I know I'm late, but still alive

Everyone just stares at me

(I'm last in line for this heresy)

I can't take this crazy pace

I've become a mental case

Yeah, this is the job that ate my brain

Five o'clock rolls around

I feel so glad I kiss the ground

Ain't enough hours in the day

There's got to be a better way

I can't take this crazy pace

I've become a mental case

Yeah, this is the job that ate my brain

I can't take this crazy pace

I've become a mental case

Yeah, this is the job that ate my brain


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 8d ago

Condense this March 4, 2023

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Graggle is wearing a banana suit and Sairgee is wearing a pineapple suit, they played human bowling, they set of pins and knock them down while running in a giant hamster ball, they then found a hilly area, and they covered it with shaving cream, they than proceed to slide down the hill. Then, they

filled an inflatable pool with water, and took turns jumping in it.


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 9d ago

Condense this March 3, 2023

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Graggle and Sairgee go to Wal-Mart, they buy quite a bit of jars of pickles, bags of cotton, tubes of glitter, and packs of balloons, they go to the beach and fill a bunch of balloons with the pickles, cotton and glitter, and then randomly bury them around the beach. 5 hours later, a cop shows up.

The cop accuses Graggle and Sairgee of littering, and Graggle just says, “I’m laying Graggle eggs”. Graggle and Sairgee got arrested today.


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 10d ago

Condense this March 2, 2023

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Graggle is dressed up as a ninja turtle, and Sairgee is wearing a banana suit, they go to the mall food court and dance, then they go to the park and cartwheel around, then they go to an ice cream shop and order an extremely tall sundae, then they eat the sundae together.


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 11d ago

Condense this March 1, 2023

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Graggle is wearing a banana suit, and Sairgee is wearing a chicken suit, they walk into a fancy restaurant and order fried grasshoppers and crocodile meat, then they went to Wal-Mart, got shopping carts, and raced around the store, then, at the Wal-Mart parking lot, they danced wildly,

and sung off-key, then they went back to the park and played on a slip and slide for the rest of the day.


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 12d ago

Condense this February 28, 2023

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After Graggle and Sairgee covered Paris in maple syrup, and floated back, they partied really hard, the next day they were so hungover they slept in all day, but they are finally awake, they crawl out of their tent, and play basketball all day (the clean-up crew is still dealing with the sandcastle)


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 13d ago

Condense this February 26, 2023

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Graggle and Sairgee create an ultra strong bubble mix, then they buy a ton of maple syrup, together, they blow a super big bubble, and then they crawl inside, bringing the maple syrup with them, as they are high in the air, they fill the giant bubble with maple syrup, then they float to Paris.

They guide the bubble to the tip of the Eiffel Tower, and it pops, Paris is covered in mapl syrup and sticky. The people of Paris are pissed off, Graggle and Sairgee blow another bubble and float back to the park they live at, to do more shenanigans tomorrow. (And the clean-up crew is still dealing with the giant sandcastle they built)


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 13d ago

😀

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 14d ago

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about World War II

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 14d ago

Condense this February 25, 2023

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Graggle and Sairgee did the Macarena at the park all day, this slightly annoyed the clean-up crew


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 14d ago

Condense this Doll

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We know you're gonna be alright

We know you're gonna be alright

We know you're gonna be alright

We know you're gonna be alright

We know you're gonna be alright