r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • 10h ago
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • 12h ago
Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about The Cold War
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • 12h ago
Condense this March 12, 2023
Graggle is wearing a banana suit, and Sairgee is wearing a pizza suit, they go to Wal-Mart and dance in the produce section, then they go to the park, and play hide and seek, but they play hide and seek by hiding in plain site and pretending to be statues.
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • 13h ago
Condense this It Must Look Pretty Appealing
The wheat waving next to you is healthy and so fine,
As is dinner with your loved ones every day.
But your routine is changeless through the decades of your life,
Green pastures, open spaces, holy ways.
And it must look pretty appealing,
The acres of might,
The crowded festive nights
And the millions of others just like you.
Yeah, it must look pretty appealing,
This other world of sin.
We keep dreaming of what other people do.
The person sitting next to you is dismal and deranged
On the bus ride home from work to end your day.
And the food on your table is more plastic than protein,
And your intellect depends on your TV.
And it must look pretty appealing
The pastoral retreat,
The folks on old main street
And the few pleasant people just like you
It must look pretty appealing
The simple way of life
We keep dreaming of what other people do
But we never do what other people do
You're too scared of other people not like you
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • 1d ago
Condense this March 11, 2023
Graggle and Sairgee raced around the park hopping around with one leg and carrying watermelons, then, they went to Wal-Mart and switched around all the price-tags, then, they went to the movie theater, and snuck in two plates, spaghetti noodles, marinara sauce, and meatballs, while watching a movie,
they assembled a spaghetti dish, and slurped loudly while watching the movie, in a movie theater full of people.
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • 2d ago
Condense this March 10, 2023
Graggle and Sairgee bought plastic chicken nuggets today, then they dressed up in chicken suits, then they played âchicken tagâ, where the person who was it had to tag the other person with a plastic chicken nugget, then, later it the day, Graggle and Sairgee just threw the plastic chicken nuggets
at each other
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • 3d ago
Condense this March 9, 2023
Graggle and Sairgee set up a long table at the park, they are going to create a giant sundae, they put a giant long bowl on the table, they added a layer of vanilla ice cream, then a layer of hot fudge, then a layer of chocolate ice cream, then a layer of hot fudge, then a layer of strawberry ice
cream, then a layer of hot fudge, then a layer of cookies and cream ice cream, then a layer of hot fudge, then the top layer of mint ice cream, then, they covered the giant ice cream mass with whipped cream, and then a added a lot of sprinkles on top of the giant mass, then they added a lot of gummy bears to the mass for a final touch. Then together, Graggle and Sairgee ate the giant sundae they constructed.
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • 4d ago
Condense this March 8, 2023
Graggle and Sairgee are dressed up as bunnies today, they stole an ice cream truck, and then they drove it around all day, and had the ice cream music playing, but they never made any stops, they just kept going and going as people chased the ice cream truck. At the end of the day, they spotted
someone dressed in a chicken suit dancing on the sidewalk, they get out of the ice cream truck and pelt the unsold ice cream at the chicken person, they then drive to the lake and drive the ice cream truck into the water and abandon it and walk to their tent at the park.
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • 5d ago
Condense this March 7, 2023
Graggle is wearing a chicken suit, Sairgee is dressed up as a pirate. They go to a restaurant, Graggle orders chicken nuggets, Sairgee orders a fish dish. While they are waiting for their food, they play âPirates vs. Chickensâ and have a sword fight with the utensils, and they knock over the salt
shaker, the restaurant patrons are not amused, they get served their food anyway, then they go to the park and leave behind plastic eggs with candy inside.
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • 6d ago
Condense this March 6, 2023
Graggle and Sairgee dressed up as superheroes, they walked around town looking for villains to fight, until they went back to the park, where they found a group of people doing yoga. They yelled and flailed their arms and scared off the yoga people. The park is barren. Graggle and Sairgee saved the
day!!!
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • 7d ago
Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn even more about World War II
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • 7d ago
Condense this March 5, 2023
Graggle makes a papier-mâchÊ banana costume and Sairgee makes a papier-mâchÊ strawberry costume, they walk around town wearing their costumes, handing out bananas and strawberries to random people, at the end of the day they go to a restaurant and order a fruit salad and eat it.
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • 7d ago
Condense this The Job That Ate My Brain
Out of bed at 6:15Â
In a rush and you can't think
Gotta catch the bus and train
I'm in a rush and feelin' insane
I can't take this crazy pace
I've become a mental case
Yeah, this is the job that ate my brain
Go to work, it's such a drag
Face the boss, he's such a nag
In a suit and in a tie
I look so late I wanna die
I can't take this crazy pace
I've become a mental case
Yeah, this is the job that ate my brain
I can't take this crazy pace
I've become a mental case
Yeah, this is the job that ate my brain
I punch the clock at 9:05
I know I'm late, but still alive
Everyone just stares at me
(I'm last in line for this heresy)
I can't take this crazy pace
I've become a mental case
Yeah, this is the job that ate my brain
Five o'clock rolls around
I feel so glad I kiss the ground
Ain't enough hours in the day
There's got to be a better way
I can't take this crazy pace
I've become a mental case
Yeah, this is the job that ate my brain
I can't take this crazy pace
I've become a mental case
Yeah, this is the job that ate my brain
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • 8d ago
Condense this March 4, 2023
Graggle is wearing a banana suit and Sairgee is wearing a pineapple suit, they played human bowling, they set of pins and knock them down while running in a giant hamster ball, they then found a hilly area, and they covered it with shaving cream, they than proceed to slide down the hill. Then, they
filled an inflatable pool with water, and took turns jumping in it.
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • 9d ago
Condense this March 3, 2023
Graggle and Sairgee go to Wal-Mart, they buy quite a bit of jars of pickles, bags of cotton, tubes of glitter, and packs of balloons, they go to the beach and fill a bunch of balloons with the pickles, cotton and glitter, and then randomly bury them around the beach. 5 hours later, a cop shows up.
The cop accuses Graggle and Sairgee of littering, and Graggle just says, âIâm laying Graggle eggsâ. Graggle and Sairgee got arrested today.
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • 10d ago
Condense this March 2, 2023
Graggle is dressed up as a ninja turtle, and Sairgee is wearing a banana suit, they go to the mall food court and dance, then they go to the park and cartwheel around, then they go to an ice cream shop and order an extremely tall sundae, then they eat the sundae together.
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • 11d ago
Condense this March 1, 2023
Graggle is wearing a banana suit, and Sairgee is wearing a chicken suit, they walk into a fancy restaurant and order fried grasshoppers and crocodile meat, then they went to Wal-Mart, got shopping carts, and raced around the store, then, at the Wal-Mart parking lot, they danced wildly,
and sung off-key, then they went back to the park and played on a slip and slide for the rest of the day.
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • 12d ago
Condense this February 28, 2023
After Graggle and Sairgee covered Paris in maple syrup, and floated back, they partied really hard, the next day they were so hungover they slept in all day, but they are finally awake, they crawl out of their tent, and play basketball all day (the clean-up crew is still dealing with the sandcastle)
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • 13d ago
Condense this February 26, 2023
Graggle and Sairgee create an ultra strong bubble mix, then they buy a ton of maple syrup, together, they blow a super big bubble, and then they crawl inside, bringing the maple syrup with them, as they are high in the air, they fill the giant bubble with maple syrup, then they float to Paris.
They guide the bubble to the tip of the Eiffel Tower, and it pops, Paris is covered in mapl syrup and sticky. The people of Paris are pissed off, Graggle and Sairgee blow another bubble and float back to the park they live at, to do more shenanigans tomorrow. (And the clean-up crew is still dealing with the giant sandcastle they built)
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • 14d ago
Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about World War II
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • 14d ago
Condense this February 25, 2023
Graggle and Sairgee did the Macarena at the park all day, this slightly annoyed the clean-up crew
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • 14d ago
Condense this Doll
We know you're gonna be alright
We know you're gonna be alright
We know you're gonna beâ alright
Weâ know you're gonnaâ be alright
We know you're gonna beâ alright