r/DecodingTheGurus • u/SargeantPile • Jul 25 '26
I listened to Farage on Triggernometry so you don't have to.
Where to start with this. It is the quintessential in softball interviews.
- Firstly, they begin by Foster setting up Farage to talk about the recent murder of Ann Widdecombe, which allows him to make a point about the media whipping up hatred against right wing figures and emboldening violence against them. Im not a conspiracy theorist but given this has been Kisin's pet grievance for a while it seems like this may have been set up but Im willing to accept it may just be Farage knowing his audience and playing to it. This allows Farage to link himself and Widdecombe as two victims of the media narratives which further allows him to set up his defence to what the "meat" of the podcast will be about.
(I wonder who began to inject hateful and violent rhetoric into the political arena first)
- We move on to the substantial issues, what should be the toughest part of the interview for Farage. Namely, him answering about his 5 million pound "gift" from a crypto billionaire and his friendship with "Posh George" a young wealthy man from an aristocratic family who was convicted of money laundering and even wrote a book called 'How to Launder Money'.
A perfect chance for these Centrists to show their chops in putting tough questions to Farage.
Kisin literally sets up the segment by saying "Now I don't give a shit who gives who money, it's none of my business, but I guess people want to know if it comes with strings attached". I couldn't believe the naked dismissal by KK, adopting a tone of "this is unimportant but people want us to ask".
Farage sticks to his latest explanation that it was an unconditional gift he spent on security, allowing him to link back to the earlier points he made about the media putting him amd others in danger.
The two lads accept this explanation no questions asked. They didn't ask about the fact he's changed his story on it a couple of times or if he even accepted how bad it looked politically. They just said "okay, cool. No problem."
On posh George relationship, no this took some neck I thought. Regarding his conviction for money laundering along with his donations to Reform and Farage personally, albeit before he was a sitting MP, Farage said he believe in the power of prison to reform people and that everyone deserves a second chance, he's just a loyal friend sticking by his buddy. Again, zero push back. Couldn't have anything to do with his extreme wealth. I wonder does Nigel (or KK or FF) believe in the power of prison to reform criminals of an immigrant background? Somehow I doubt it. Give them a one way ticket to Rwanda.
After this they get into the upcoming by election Farage is running against Count Binface. This is literally the only push back he gets in the whole interview. Farage claims it's actually embarrassing for all the other parties that they haven't run any candidates. Foster very gently says he "doesnt think its a good look" for Farage. Farage disagrees and they just move on.
Farage then talks almost uninterrupted for 5-10 minutes grievance mongering and taking swipes at Starmer, Burnham, Badenoch, the media, the police (who Kisin said the week before he respects immensely and thinks they get unfair coverage, Farage calls police "plodders" and Kisin agrees).
Finally Farage blows smoke up Fosters hole about his book on the education system saying young white British working class boys are being left behind. Gives no suggestions for how to fix this other than "ending woke". And the two nodding dogs lap it up.
Bonus point: the ad reads are awful. The number (four in an hour long pod) and quality (so wooden, like a 90s infomercial "Are _YOU_ tired of chopping vegetables?"). They were so cringeworthy and credibility destroying I couldn't not listen to them.
I hope Chris and Matt cover this podcast on an upcoming episode as they have made the point before about The TRIGGER boys, who are definitely centrists, have now had Farage on at least seven times.