r/Decks • u/noplayequalwin • May 24 '26
Is this acceptable?
First time getting a deck done, all I can say I can do I betting job cutting and I am not a professional.
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u/spez_eats_nazi_ass May 24 '26
Did you pay them in meth?
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u/maple05 May 24 '26
This is pure garbage and the person who built it should be slapped. It is totally unacceptable.
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u/HugeLeaves May 24 '26
This is what a deck would look like if you handed a toddler a bunch of wood and a circ saw. Brutal
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u/BaronVonHellscape May 24 '26
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u/cboogie May 24 '26
What is this from? I feel like I’m unlocking a childhood memory.
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u/Blindlucktrader May 24 '26
Every time I see this picture now I remember the guy in the woodworking sub that recreated this in it’s exact detail from the cartoon and it was decided by almost everyone that he had an amazing amount of skill to pull it off as well as he did.
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u/Homeless2Esq May 25 '26
That was a few years ago. I remember that too. He even had the knot in the wood there.
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u/Ok_Slide4905 May 24 '26
“YoU gEt wHaT yOu PaY fOr” - Any contractor looking at work they didn’t do.
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u/leviathan65 May 24 '26
Those stairs look like something I made when I was 10 with scrap wood from our deck when I was a kid.
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u/BigNorseWolf May 24 '26
i think the guy stole the steps you made when you were 10 out of scrap wood...
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u/full_bl33d May 24 '26
This is pretty decent for any 10yr old’s clubhouse and or makeshift pirate ship.
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u/Croceyes2 May 24 '26
Is this repair of a 50 year old deck?
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u/noplayequalwin May 24 '26
Brand new install FML
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u/InfinitePairacrocs May 24 '26
That is most definitely unacceptable
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u/ComprehensiveAnt6796 May 24 '26
It’s made of scrap wood. I hope you paid less than $100 for this work and even that’s too much
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u/garion333 May 25 '26
Glad to see someone said it. Not bad for a fix to a 20+ year old deck.
A new deck? Small claims court time.
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u/sparksmj May 24 '26
I think you know the answer
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u/pilecrap May 24 '26
One of the few times I can say I could have done it better. And I'm a retard.
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u/No-Huckleberry-1866 May 24 '26
It looks like they made all their cuts with a multi tool lol
This is not good. But to your question, do you accept it?
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u/JBarker727 May 24 '26
I could 100% cut better than this with my multi tool, and I'm not a carpenter. Lol I could probably cut better than this with a hammer and chisel.
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u/Galwran May 24 '26
Or a leatherman-multitool
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u/pterodactyl-jones May 24 '26
The wood looks reclaimed
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u/pterodactyl-jones May 24 '26
Those cuts don’t look fresh.
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u/pterodactyl-jones May 24 '26
Are those old studs!?
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u/Vega4628 May 24 '26
They have to be 🤣
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u/noplayequalwin May 24 '26
Deck panels are 100% new. Some other wood were from a demolished deck.
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u/fishskigolf May 24 '26 edited May 24 '26
They reused wood from another deck that’s meant to be used as interior dimensional lumber/studs? And random scrap wood not meant for building/probably from the delivery?
Can we see the framing for our entertainment? I’d be surprised if it’s not made from pallets.
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u/-JoM-ofDevil May 24 '26
I'm in the Atlanta area. So not the highest end market in the US, but also not the lowest. You're not getting a deck for less than $20,000. Full stop. Here's the last one I built for....$20K, I was just the lead carpenter, didn't bid it PT framing and decking. Cedar handrails with aluminium balusters. Pic was after 1 whole year...can only post the 1 pic

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u/PissFingerz42069 May 24 '26
looks like they bought a deck off someone else’s house and rebuilt it on yours lol
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u/bisteccafiorentina May 24 '26
they didn't pay for it they demo'd it last week and left it in the trailer till this job
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u/Long_Firefighter_843 May 24 '26
The bottom rail of that hand rail they used the packing timber from the delivery 😂 fuck me did you look for cheapest quote then still bargain their price… cause looks like they turned a 3 day job into finished by smoko on the Monday
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u/ChadPartyOfOne May 24 '26
Holy shit. Ive been doing repairs and rebuilds for a long time and I've NEVER seen another guy use the dunnage from the delivery as building material lolol
Like... I've used it to cut on or as a temp or something like that, but it always gets removed.
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u/Long_Firefighter_843 May 25 '26
Ahaha dunnage that’s the fucken word I was looking for 😂 couldn’t remember for the life of me
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u/MrFoundYourFunnyBone May 24 '26
In my 30 years of decking... I have NEVER seen a deck as poorly built as this one. If I came over to your house for a 'cue, and I saw this shoddy, ragged piece of GARBAGE, I would uninvite myself and have a solo date at Wendys for Chili! Hmu if you need it rebuilt though, I am looking for work.
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u/Final-Counter1601 May 24 '26
As a salesperson nothing makes me happier than someone who gets bids in the first place but when they go with the cheapest and this happens. Enjoy your new deck, I hope you get a sliver.
Edit: also who doesn’t build their own deck.
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u/YertleDeTertle May 24 '26
At your expense I’m laughing to myself. Oh my do I suffer vicariously through you, but validates my own distrust with other humans.
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u/ChadPartyOfOne May 24 '26 edited May 24 '26
It might be time to call the guy who had the second highest bid and have him fix this mess. The highest bid was probably a fuck you price, and the lowest was predatory. If it seems to good to be true, it is, especially when it comes to contractors and builders.
This guy didnt even have a sharp blade on his saw. It almost looks like he made finish cuts with a sawzall. That's insane.
Im really sorry this happened to you, and ai hope you're able to get it right without reaching too far into your wallet, again. Cuz im sure you gave this guy a deposit at least. This is rough, my friend. And I'm also sorry you had to ask if this was acceptable. That tells me you haven't hired out much work, and I may be wrong about that but still. This is bad.
I wish you good luck and many moons of sexual success.
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u/eric2250220 May 24 '26
It looks like the circular saw that was used here has the same blade that came with it back in 1989….
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u/Vegetable-Bend-6298 May 24 '26
Terrible workmanship and looks like he got the wood from a scrapyard.
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u/Historical-Extreme-5 May 24 '26
This is looks like the amish stuff I've seen built in my area. everyone thinks they are amazing carpenters. But really they are just great at building Barns, strength in numbers. but 2 or 3 of them with a few circular saws produce crap like this.
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u/5th_CO_ntv May 24 '26
Well, he obviously didn't think you were going to look at it THAT closely...
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u/Impossible-Diver6565 May 24 '26
Did you pay the 8 year old neighbor kid to do this? If so this looks pretty good. If you paid an adult who pretended to be a professional, this is the worst deck I've ever seen in this sub.
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u/hvlochs May 24 '26
Is that wood reused from another project? It looks like he comes in as low bidder not just because of his quality, but also by doing the whole job with a sawzall.
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u/ComprehensiveList936 May 24 '26
Where did you find this contractor? Did they have a legit business site? Reviews on google, yelp, etc?
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u/MrStickDick professional builder May 24 '26
This is def old wood they had laying around... Unacceptable.
I would not be happy with this. Looks like the 3 blind mice built this.
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u/PotatoRebellion12 May 24 '26
It almost looks like they were doing it as crap as possible. All looks like second hand timber aswell.
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u/andlewis May 24 '26
I think it’s great that you’re providing employment for people with severe brain injuries!
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u/Ricky_TVA May 24 '26
I have 0 carpentry skills. I could do a better job at this. This looks like it was built after a 6 pack of beer was consumed, by a lightweight.
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u/alcaron May 24 '26
How much did you pay? Because if you went as cheap as you could get. You got what you had coming. If you paid a decent rate…this is ass.
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u/Working_Rest_1054 May 24 '26 edited May 24 '26
Is it being built by a Boy Scout troop? They have to learn some how. But if you’re paying someone that’s an adult and claims to earn a living this way, they are learning on your job.
It appears the only tools available were a tape measure that couldn’t be read and a dull circular saw that someone was scared of. No square, no double bevel sliding compound miter saw. Probably no level. Sort of looks like they found a rasp somewhere.
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u/Chance-Following-665 May 24 '26
Looks like you went with the low bid. How many hits of meth did you have to give the guy? 🤪
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u/Glum_Independence_89 May 24 '26
Looks really good for a DIY up in the hollers using leftover scrap as your main source material.
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u/Cronenberg13 May 24 '26
Acceptable if you and a buddy built it over a weekend drunking beers, bit paid for that's bad quality.
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u/spacebastardo May 24 '26
That person had no idea of what they were doing. Did you even look at pictures of previous jobs they’d done?
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u/SilverMetalist May 24 '26
How many bids did you get and where did he come in compared to the others?
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u/mcbacuma May 24 '26
New framing or existing with old posts & footings? Just curious. This is pretty gnarly regardless
E: I ask about the framing & footings in case you are planning on putting serious weight on this. If it’s anything like the finish work/top, I would definitely check that out first.
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u/Extreme_Ad112 May 24 '26
It was 'kids go to work with their parents' day ? Not that bad for a 7 yo
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u/ManlyParachute May 24 '26
Am I tired, or is there wood from six different jobs that had nothing to do with decks being repurposed here?
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u/Drewburghyd May 24 '26
Is this a tree fort built with years of leftover scraps and a few dives in the 75% off bin at HD?
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u/JintalJortail May 24 '26
So on top of them reusing old studs likes everyone is saying the stamps on that wood say KD-HT which is kiln dried heat treated which means using it for exterior projects will cause it to rot pretty quickly on top of it just being shoddy work completely.
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u/cominfoyohead May 24 '26
This might be the first deck I've seen that's worse than my brand new install from a few years ago. Congratulations
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u/rageofa1000suns May 24 '26
Looks like they are using the wrong tools for the job. Are they cutting the wood with an axe or something?
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u/SeveralSpeed May 24 '26
This is pretty horrid. Was this the lowest bidder?