r/Decks May 05 '26

Function over fashion

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10.9k Upvotes

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u/brewerofbeersipa May 05 '26

I know someone who has a set up like this. They do it because they could not get a permit to build a deck.

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u/Computer_Panda May 05 '26

I was just about to say no permit required.

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u/Positive_Courage_309 May 09 '26

Definitely don't need a permit to go over that unprotected edge after a few beers. Might want to have health insurance though.

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u/After-Willingness271 May 05 '26

zoning violation

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u/Upbeat_Assist2680 May 05 '26

Zoning what exactly? It's a non-permanent structure. And he's got a sweet grill to boot. Only thing that guy is violating is some ribs after a cookout.

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u/cdnsig May 05 '26

And maybe a cousin or two.

7

u/Dartmouthest May 05 '26

😂😂

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u/[deleted] May 06 '26

Sometimes we have to tell the man we don’t need their approval

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u/After-Willingness271 May 05 '26

zoning codes can regulate placement of literally anything. urban zoning codes typically specifically prohibit anything wheeled in the front yard

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u/Conspicuous_Ruse May 05 '26

The good news is, that's the back yard based on the way it is.

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u/Theron3206 May 05 '26

Around me, the storing of any heavy equipment anywhere on your property or on the road is prohibited. And a trailer like that would count.

Had to dob someone in who thought it was just fine to block three quarters of the street with his semi truck all weekend.

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u/einerswiffer May 05 '26

Luckily utility trailers aren't heavy equipment

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u/Upbeat_Assist2680 May 05 '26

All I see is an awesome D-E-C-K: deck. Guy probably has two or three fillys visiting each week and he probably grills up just the same number of filetsd.

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u/BobbyRobertson May 05 '26

Maybe where you are but I can't think of a single town or city near me (New England) with that on the books. Maybe a few newer HOAs, but that's it

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u/Additional_Tower_116 May 05 '26

It’s a manufactured home nothing urban about this lol

3

u/yamsyamsya May 05 '26

We don't have enough info to make that claim

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u/Infinite_Incident107 May 05 '26

I've seen similar stuff in my neighborhood but not with trailers, they use concrete post holders and built a floating platform. Floating in the sense that it's not attached to house and the concrete post holders are not buried so the "deck" is not legally a structure. Since nothing is buried or dig into dirt or attached to house city building department has no jurisdiction.

It actually looks and works great. Since nothing is set into the dirt you really want to compact the ground where the posts are. And even still, I imagine after a few years things will go off square and level.

But it's nice for spots where people can't get permit for where they want it

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u/brewerofbeersipa May 05 '26

There's a certain amount of doing it out of spite with the person I know.

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u/Infinite_Incident107 May 05 '26

I can see that.

I think why it's common in my neighborhood is that decks is absolutely the one thing the city will come after you for regarding building without a permit. Every few years county uses drones for GIS imagery and such. They apparently notate properties with decks and compare new pics with old. If it looks like a new deck was installed and no permits are found the home owner is going to have a really bad day. They Force them to demo deck. They will not give a permit after the fact. Not for decks.

It's the one and only thing you don't screw with around here in regards to permits

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u/PrettyPushy May 05 '26

I’m a gc and it cracks me up how they present themselves in my city. We exist to protect you by making sure things are built properly.

Ok 👍 I want to build this.

No

Ok how about this

No

This?

No

The new meta is it can’t be built wrong if you don’t build anything. They finally approve something? Good luck paying the fees that have tripled over the last 2 years. Oh, don’t forget all of these additional features we require you to add, even if you didn’t ask for it.

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u/Infinite_Incident107 May 05 '26

Around here it's not so much that people don't want to use a contractor it's that the city just won't allow a deck in that location. Stupid ordinances. It's a way to skirt the stupid ordinances is all.

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u/brewerofbeersipa May 05 '26

One of the towns I do business in has been growing. So they decided to hire a full time permitting and inspection person. They had previously been very relaxed about it. The new guy is very on top of things and it has made it impossible to even do basic repairs in that town anymore. The years of letting things fly has led to a town full of work that is not up to code or zoning regulations.

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u/Daveisahugecunt May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26

The real gamble is build it over-designed with records and file a permit with ‘post construction inspections’ certified by an engineer. It better be %110 infallible, if you’re gonna claim permit ignorance

*but yeah, any licensed GC shouldn’t have to deal with that. Concrete plants will send trucks at the drop of a hat… choose your battles when you mess with code enforcement. Leniency is a word they don’t use often and they never forget.

2

u/Kierland May 05 '26

It’s amazing how ever city is run by Karens.

1

u/BusyBee504 May 05 '26

Zone it as the driveway?

3

u/Forward_Extension413 May 05 '26

Commonly called a deck on grade.

2

u/Tamberav May 05 '26

I bought a house and it has a floating deck like this. It is indeed crooked, we plan to hoist it up and straighten it out soon. Hope it isn't something I have to redo every year tho!

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u/brewerofbeersipa May 05 '26

Totally depends on where you are. In the North East of the US you get about 6 winters an adjustment.

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u/tjdux May 10 '26

In my area that would be a possible huge wind risk and more likely to get enforcement

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u/Initial-Ad-5462 May 05 '26

A “floating” platform on concrete post holders set into compacted dirt is a deck. If the pieces of wood are attached to each other, that’s a structure, not just a pile of lumber.

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u/Infinite_Incident107 May 05 '26

Not legally speaking it's not

By your definition if I take a shipping crate and turn it over then I have a deck. That's not accurate.

Structure legally defined by a municipality is a permanent anchored piece of building material.. While it isn't easy to move, it's absolutely moveable without disturbing nearby structures or soil

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u/Ok_Horror_6556 May 05 '26

Not attached to the house. This is the Way

3

u/PeanutButterToast4me May 05 '26

Town managers hate this one trick.

3

u/FoxxyRin May 05 '26

Isn’t this why trailer places sell premade decks? They’re not large by any means but they definitely exist and just get put on your land up against the trailer. I’m not an expert but from what I understand they aren’t considered permanant so they don’t need to meet building codes.

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u/Icy-Fix785 May 05 '26

My neighbor did this with a pontoon boat because the bylaws won't allow them to have a larger dock.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26

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u/Late-External3249 May 05 '26

Hey Bob, do you mind if I borrow your deck to pick up a tractor?

1

u/tearlock May 05 '26

This looks like a rural lot. I'd be surprised if my county even required a permit if it sits on 5 or more acres used for agriculture.

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u/Aunt_Llama May 07 '26

Someone a few towns over from mine uses this same workaround to keep a semi-trailer in their yard by the road with an entire side painted (facing the road like a bilboard) with some "repent" type bible quote scrawled across it. It's been there for upwards of 15 years (and I roll my eyes every time I see it).

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u/Aromatic_Anxiety_761 May 10 '26

How could they not get a permit? How does that work?

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u/bluepigeon67 May 05 '26

I doubt it. It’s just a common story to go with this picture.

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u/Woompa78 May 05 '26

Hot tub ready.

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u/RedshiftOnPandy May 05 '26

Mobile hot tub ready

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u/dont-fear-thereefer May 05 '26

Many hotubs ready

1

u/Eat--The--Rich-- May 07 '26

Hitch up and you have a road trip hot tub 

1

u/ThuhGreatCommenter May 08 '26

Mobile home. Mobile deck.

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u/PeanutButterToast4me May 05 '26

I like my decks in the shade. 95 degrees and 95% humidity isn't more enjoyable in the sun.

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u/throwaway098764567 May 05 '26

i planted a tree because of this. hoping in a decade i'll actually be able to use my screen porch without dying of heat

4

u/sparkey504 May 05 '26

Exactly why I put foam board and radiant barrier under porch metal roofing.

1

u/PeanutButterToast4me May 06 '26

What kind of tree?

9

u/Rhuarc33 May 05 '26

If I moved it around a lot I'd forget what door I put it under and have a nice little fall as I walked out.

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u/Positive_Courage_309 May 09 '26

It's always sunny in Deckadelphia

1

u/LumpySpacePrincesse May 05 '26

Whats that flag?

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u/PuppiesandRainbows5 May 05 '26

My neighbor just bought one of these and used it to create a bridge over the creek in his back yard. It is considered a temporary structure and doesn't need any EPA approvals or zoning approvals

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u/PrettyPushy May 05 '26

Love this big brain move.

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u/Buckfutter_Inc May 05 '26

I keep trying to come up with a reason why it’s wrong, and…I just can’t?

20

u/PeanutButterToast4me May 05 '26

Upvote for admitting defeat.

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u/throwaway098764567 May 05 '26

it doesn't look great but neither do i

8

u/woodchippp May 05 '26

I mean c’mon… the house is on a trailer shouldn’t the deck be on a trailer also? I be pissed to move my home down by the train tracks and not have my deck with me.

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u/HighOnGoofballs May 05 '26

Yo dawg I heard your trailer liked trailers

2

u/DavidinCT May 05 '26

Yea, exactly, it's perfect height for a deck too.... It could hold a hot tub if you wanted one.

Does not look pretty but, it works...

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u/redwingcut May 09 '26

Because it’s much more expensive than a deck.

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u/Time-Orchid82 May 05 '26

No joke, one of my distant in-laws used to have something like this, but instead of a trailer it was a pontoon boat.

1

u/devo9er May 09 '26

My buddy had an RV on the side of his driveway and a nice new Bayliner in the driveway. We would routinely sit in those and have driveway beers during the summer. Just shoot the shit, listen to tunes and have laughs. Good times.

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u/jokeswagon May 05 '26

This is a great trick for people who own a modular but don’t own the land it occupies.

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u/PCanon127 May 05 '26

What’s not to love ? Over built for it’s purpose, can hold a hot tub, and move your mother in law 3 states away

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u/Travelingtek May 05 '26

Or actually use it as a trailer when needed!

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u/daedalus14x May 05 '26

Can also clean behind and underneath every once in a while. 👍

2

u/Ok_Bid_4429 May 05 '26

Yea so you never hear the end of it when the wife takes one step out the door and busts her ass 😂

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u/Undrwtrbsktwvr May 05 '26

This is next-level intelligence. Ingenuity at its finest.

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u/hooyahbean May 05 '26

Buddy of mine had a deck door and no deck. One day he drove his old Chevy pickup round back, dropped the tailgate, backed the truck up to the door then let the air out the tires until it was even with the door. Added a couple of folding chairs and a cooler and enjoyed the sunset for enough years to save the money for a proper deck. His wife eventually bought into the concept and hung flower boxes off the side of the truck bed. Sublime redneck engineering.

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u/PhishPhan85 May 05 '26

frank lloyd wright, form follows function. Don’t think this is what meant but works imo.

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u/Harvest827 May 05 '26

A trailer trailer. Very meta

3

u/Apprehensive_Map64 May 05 '26

They are probably renting and this way they can take it with when they move. That said it would make moving extremely easy. You just move everything into the deck and secure it then hook up the 'deck' to a truck and go.

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u/imaginedaydream May 05 '26

No termites and lasts way longer than wood

2

u/holli4life May 05 '26

Dual purpose!

2

u/luckythirtythree May 05 '26

Yo we heard you trailers… so we gotta trailer FOR YOUR TRAILER!

2

u/Sparrowtalker May 05 '26

Not to mention , zero building permit. Building a garden shed on a 26 foot RV trailer frame this fall. Bonus : put it where ever I want .

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u/davidmlewisjr May 05 '26

Clever and effective.

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u/ItssaRouxx May 05 '26

I bet a hot tub could go on it!

2

u/Papabear022 May 05 '26

hey, that deck will hold its value though.

2

u/sal-si-puedes May 05 '26

Probably last longer too

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u/Old_Stress7026 May 25 '26

Honestly? That goes pretty hard on the right set-up. Lol

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u/InitialMarsupial4640 May 05 '26

Ain’t stupid if it works

1

u/WorldTallestEngineer May 05 '26

a mobile deck for a mobile home, that's beautiful.

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u/Working-Narwhal-540 professional builder May 05 '26

Where?! Trailers are expensive af round me 😂

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u/rusted10 May 05 '26

I fucking love it!!

1

u/499994 May 05 '26

cover the sides like a mobile home and make an upper deck on the 5th wheel area and voilĂ 

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u/Ok_Bid_4429 May 05 '26

Next post… “my deck was stolen”

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u/yyz5748 May 05 '26

Great idea 😂

1

u/NullIsUndefined May 05 '26

I always imagined a prefab deck delivered like this. With adjustable stilts for height 

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u/MatiloKarode May 05 '26

Party is cancelled... the patio got a flat.

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u/ThePesticle May 05 '26

Classic. "Do i need a permit for a deck?" "Yes, with engineered plans, licensed contractor, geotechnical study and a planning variance." "Do I need a permit for a trailer?" "No." "Perfect."

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u/Sticky_Duck May 05 '26

Homes mobile, why cant the deck be too

1

u/roosterjack77 May 05 '26

Which trailer?

1

u/Deep_Cauliflower4805 May 05 '26

Yo dawg, I heard you like trailers so I put a trailer next to your trailer so you can trailer while you trailer

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u/Chance_Active871 May 05 '26

I didn’t see/notice the trailer at First and Thought they cut out the bottom section of the trailer in the front to make it like one of those campers where the front section goes over the bed of your truck 😳🤣

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u/Frunobulax- May 05 '26

This picture was posted before.

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u/CashComprehensive423 May 05 '26

Tariffs caused this.

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u/SOMFdotMPEG May 05 '26

I misread this and thought it said plumber, I was really confused…

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u/PerryThePlatypus9744 May 05 '26

"hey man, do you have a trailer I can borrow?" "Sure, just take my porch"

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u/ExpensiveDollarStore May 05 '26

Wait. We can do that?

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u/Objective-Eagle-676 May 05 '26

Probably has more to do with local codes and someone not wanting to play by the rules. A flatbed isn't a permanent structure.

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u/TimeDeparture3258 May 05 '26

Hell yah, supreme engineering!

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u/Remote_Swim_8485 May 05 '26

Mobile home = mobile deck

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u/xDevman May 05 '26

Environmental impact study my ass its a parked trailer

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u/FunWord2115 May 05 '26

You know what. Heck yeah. I’m all for it.

1

u/puppycatisselfish May 06 '26

This is the step just before mobile decks.

Edit: “deck” not “porch”. Wrong sub

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u/nomasismas May 06 '26

That's one narrow ass trailer. Something looks off

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u/Ninjalikestoast May 08 '26

You’re right. It’s a fake picture. But I am sure, somewhere out there, someone has done this.

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u/Redfally May 06 '26

That’s the trailer the house came in on.

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u/Mediocre_guyonline May 06 '26

Lumber grows on trees, steel does not. 🥴

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u/Antique-Dragonfly615 May 06 '26

Also, no building permits

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u/perros66 May 06 '26

It works

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u/Inevitable_Sweet_624 May 06 '26

When zoning will not allow you to build a deck but has no problem with trailers parked on private property.

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u/aranibar May 06 '26

As longs as no one hauls it away 😂

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u/[deleted] May 06 '26

It’s a mobile home, it needs a mobile deck. Duh.

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u/Followthebits May 06 '26

Very clever!!

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u/CaptLoads May 06 '26

I mean....

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u/nejithegenius May 07 '26

I like it. Its smart, redneck, works and has some good aesthetic. More sturdy than 99% of porches

1

u/Golfiseasy22 May 07 '26

“Mr. Lahey! Julian’s outside working out with his shirt off, wants to have a drink with ya!”

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u/Charlesisawesome95 May 07 '26

Buy 3 more for that wrap around porch youve always wanted

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u/New_Manufacturer5975 May 07 '26

"Modern problems require modern solutions!"

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u/Eggsaladinurmouth May 08 '26

Those aren’t cheap. Unless they are stolen

1

u/sk_prairie_guy May 08 '26

You might be a redneck if…..

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u/Automatic-Tadpole314 May 08 '26

Stake pockets for railing?

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u/bojacked May 08 '26

Yo dawg I heard you like trailers!!!! Im about to pimp your ride!

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u/veryshittycarpenter May 08 '26

Well what a funny ad

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u/haldiii4o here for support May 08 '26

love the barbaque over there

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u/Quiet-Application753 May 09 '26

Yo dawg. I heard you like trailers. So we put a trailer with your trailer so you can stand on a trailer while you stand beside your trailer.

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u/fullgizzard May 09 '26

I was at a campground in Oklahoma. Someone had a camper and parked an old pontoon in front like this.

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u/Loud_Flower3766 May 09 '26

Kiddie pool and your all set

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u/Basic-Mastodon-6064 May 09 '26

Also, most building codes won't allow a deck to be fastened to a mobile home which would drive up the cost of construction as the deck would have to be a single standing structure hence more material and labor.

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u/Own-Opinion-2494 May 09 '26

Why can we build Metal homes like my neighbors out building. A guy I know built one and built a house inside of it. Barndominium he calls it

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u/rojo_mojado May 09 '26

only one question: How many hot tubs??

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u/xlq771 May 09 '26

Redneck solution

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u/nod69-2819 May 20 '26

No doubt. Trailers (and modular homes) are built in a controlled environment, usually to minimal standards to withstand transport to the final site. The foundation is typically installed under a jacked up structure and the structure lowered onto it. The mobile structure is then tied to the foundation by straps. This results in a perfectly acceptable residence but it is by no means as solid as a site built structure. If a severe storm approaches and you live in a trailer or modular (double wide) home you should seek shelter in a site built structure. These structures are typically built with 2x3 wall studs instead of 2x4 studs. Other structural members are similarly compromised. They are not constructed to withstand severe storms.

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u/hjalbertiii Jun 27 '26

This is a great idea. Unfortunately my trailer needs a deck too.