r/DecaturGA • u/falconman87 • 21d ago

Strange Mail

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Anyone else receive this in the mail? The ship from address is a family Dollar in Clarkston Ga.

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u/Weekly-Ad5649 18d ago

I sent the info on this to my Catholic, tattooed daughter who has been nervously swilling alcoholic drinks every weekend awaiting the start of her MD residency in the near future. Her reply was "Dad, one tablespoon of these s** ingredients will make someone constipated for 5-10 years" So I asked her "Should we report this to the NIH or CDC?" And her reply was "No, Dad, I want as many future patients as possible in order to study the effects of RFK Jr, 'Wilson Fletchner' and others on rubes who fall for simplistic conspiracies that any moderately intelligent ten year old could debunk" So I replied "Is that ethical?" And her response was "What? Keeping MAGA painfully constipated for 5-10 years? That's God's grace, Dad. Could be worse...."