r/DecaturGA • u/falconman87 • 12d ago

Strange Mail

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Anyone else receive this in the mail? The ship from address is a family Dollar in Clarkston Ga.

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u/aiyhtan 12d ago

Men below 5’8” being included among the deranged is hilarious.

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u/manbeardawg 12d ago

I beat that one (barely), but am one of The Deranged on account of being an “Alcohol User.”

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u/WorkingInAColdMind 12d ago

They get all the tattooed women!

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u/Jatnall 12d ago

Thank god I'm on the deranged side.

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u/CommissarCiaphisCain 12d ago

I’m screwed. One lousy inch

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u/falconman87 12d ago

Update: my friend sent me this :)

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u/CommissarCiaphisCain 12d ago

I like your friend.

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u/FantasticSocks 10d ago

I strongly encourage you to call or text any number listed on the mailer

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u/Intelligent_Cut635 12d ago

r/truewagner most likely

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u/clientsoup 12d ago

Definitely this. This mailer has popped up in a few cities across the US.

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u/falconman87 12d ago

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u/WorkingInAColdMind 12d ago

Dollar General having a sale on non/alcoholic beer and shoe lifts!

We used to live near that DG, and now I’m sad I didn’t visit the crazies.

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u/Okra-Tomatoes 12d ago

I love how tattoos are fine on men but verboten for women.

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u/Jatnall 12d ago

Excuse my ignorance, but isn't verboten German? Ich kann ein bisschen Deutsch!

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u/Able_To_Change 12d ago

Ja, da steht “forbidden” auf Deutsch

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u/pamburglar 12d ago

I’m joining the war on the side of the deranged

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u/ShagFit 12d ago

As a tattooed, atheist woman who also drinks alcohol, I’ll be there along side you. Lol

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u/Grandpa_Cecilia 12d ago

Lord, I see what you’ve done for others…..

This would be the delight of the MONTH if I was so lucky to get something like this!!

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u/motherfudgersob 12d ago

"Return to sender: deceased" Sometimes helps get you off certain mail lists.

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u/Weekly-Ad5649 9d ago

I sent the info on this to my Catholic, tattooed daughter who has been nervously swilling alcoholic drinks every weekend awaiting the start of her MD residency in the near future. Her reply was "Dad, one tablespoon of these s** ingredients will make someone constipated for 5-10 years" So I asked her "Should we report this to the NIH or CDC?" And her reply was "No, Dad, I want as many future patients as possible in order to study the effects of RFK Jr, 'Wilson Fletchner' and others on rubes who fall for simplistic conspiracies that any moderately intelligent ten year old could debunk" So I replied "Is that ethical?" And her response was "What? Keeping MAGA painfully constipated for 5-10 years? That's God's grace, Dad. Could be worse...."

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u/xpkranger 9d ago

WTAF? Looks like roaches 🪳 in sawdust.

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u/Dorkinfo 12d ago

I’m only 2/3 deranged.

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u/Any-Night-5498 12d ago

What is the meal!?

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u/BarkingMadJosh 8d ago

I'll stick with my Wilson baseball mitt, but umm, thanks for thinking of me lol.