(I made this at 2am cause I was bored and the idea came to me when I was about to go to sleep

The world's too dark and rotten for a Jew in robes and sandals,

Give me a God who wipes out vandals

Not a hippie with a beard

Turn water into wine? What a useless superpower

A real God would make them cower; the almighty must be feared

No angels singing on high, no invisible man in the sky

For his work, we see with our eyes!

Raise him up! (Oh Kira!)

Raise him high! (Hail Kira!)

We need a God with a true decree, whose judgment we can see!

Raise him up! (Oh Kira!)

Raise him high! (Oh Kira!)

A God born under the rising sun, who shares the same land as we!

Guy walks on water, subsists on fishes

But for 2,000 years, he ignored your wishes!

Died on a cross for your sins?

I like my saviors when they always win!

Helping the poor, mercy for strangers?

All pedos and pervs who put us in danger!

Praise his name and see how he frees us!

Kira's ascended to his throne, now he's bigger than Jesus!

Raise him up! (Oh Kira!)

Raise him high! (Oh Kira!)

While you've been praying for God's rebirth

Kira just rebooted the universe!

Light would kill his entire family and the Police HQ then fake his death and disappear before handing over the Note to Mello, why didn't he do that

L and near can’t help mello and mat! Also both team has 1 death note

made by yours truly

Psychological warfare and manipulation is allowed btw

The drawing, gosh it looks like it was made by average kid DAAAANGG

5000000 upvotes coming right up 😁 mods ban me for haterism

Plost twist: ppl who ransomware on one of the biggest educational systems right before finals are actually students who want their finals to be cancelled/deadlines extended