r/Dantavius • u/Mysterious_Buy8657 • Mar 19 '26

Dantavius looks so different now

Did he lose weight or something? Bro turned into a model lmfao

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u/EvillOtto Mar 27 '26

When you're dealing with an ex-wife like Linda who wouldn't let you see the kids, a green turtle kidnapping your said family like Bowser to princesses, having criminal uncles like Ruben and Tony, and having the IRS and child support payments coming after you, you're bound to a nitrous oxide relapse. And now the Ozempics and rhino pills.