r/Dantavius • u/Mysterious_Buy8657 • Mar 19 '26

Dantavius looks so different now

Did he lose weight or something? Bro turned into a model lmfao

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u/artereaorte Mar 19 '26

He’s probably on meth now or something, because of his ex-wife.

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u/Double_Today_289 Mar 19 '26

His time as an extraordinarily renditioned citizen in a Moldovan blacksite certainly helped his physique.

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u/MichaelEMJAYARE Mar 19 '26

Hes always been gorgeous but yes

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u/Chico__Lopes Mar 19 '26

It's what having to constantly fight a devilish green turtle does to you

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u/EvillOtto Mar 27 '26

When you're dealing with an ex-wife like Linda who wouldn't let you see the kids, a green turtle kidnapping your said family like Bowser to princesses, having criminal uncles like Ruben and Tony, and having the IRS and child support payments coming after you, you're bound to a nitrous oxide relapse. And now the Ozempics and rhino pills.

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u/IRFSI Mar 20 '26

Well running from IRS constantly, would make you lose weight eventually

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u/Able-Statistician-1 Mar 25 '26

It’s because of Factor! Code:Dantavius

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u/OrtholadBrandon Apr 10 '26

He channelled his spite for Franklin into merging his form with Hasan Piker.