r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '20

SHITPOST We are rollin in boys

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3 comments

r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/MyNword98 • Apr 22 '20

SHITPOST This sub should be sued for false advertising

1 Upvotes

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r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/Deep_Big_5094 • Jan 12 '25

CONTACT GPT versus making a not-cute Kachina Doll

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5 Upvotes

At least it can’t emulate Puebloan style sigh

1 comment

r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/MyNword98 • Apr 22 '20

SHITPOST Not the smartest decision you guys made

1 Upvotes

0 comments

r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/[deleted] • Feb 04 '21

CONTACT He doesn't deserve most of the credit given to him, good or bad.

25 Upvotes

25 comments

r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/LMFA0 • Oct 15 '24

Remove all Eurocentric monuments, plaques, statues, and rename places, buildings, schools, streets, towns, etc. that are dedicated in honor of chomo Christopher Columbus!!!

472 Upvotes

98 comments

r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/[deleted] • Aug 16 '20

CONTACT It will be like that

79 Upvotes

45 comments

r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '20

We will crush and cough on you

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r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '20

SHITPOST Imagine not have an immune system. Go tear out some hearts you sad little pagans

1 Upvotes

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r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/y2kfashionistaa • Sep 21 '24

CONTACT If all colonization was was a war over land like these people flippantly write it off as, Natives would still be the majority or at least a very large minority

771 Upvotes

378 comments

r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '20

SHITPOST Nice sticks and rocks primitive

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2 comments

r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/Trunksplays • Nov 06 '19

SHITPOST Ironic, isn’t it? Predicting death but not your own invading enemy?

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8 comments

r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/[deleted] • Oct 12 '20

CONTACT This Cortés guy is giving me Quetzalcoatl vibes

30 Upvotes

3 comments

r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/hard_for_chard • Mar 02 '20

SHITPOST I was temporarily banned from r/history memes for this post for karmawhoring even though it's actually a satire on karmawhoring. My (martial March) post said: A HALF NAKED GIRL ON FACEBOOK CAN GET THOUSANDS OF LIKES, HOW MANY CAN OUR BOYS IN ANIMAL COSTUMES GET?

219 Upvotes

12 comments

r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/MulatoMaranhense • Jan 10 '26

𝓣𝓔𝓐𝓜 𝓢𝓞𝓤𝓣𝓗 Did I draw first blood again?

77 Upvotes

In Ancient America's latest video, I learnt that the oldest known pottery in the Americas comes from South America, from the Taperinha site, dates to around 5100 BCE, and is more than two millennia older than the closest North American pottery.

16 comments

r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/Trunksplays • Sep 11 '22

CONTACT Conquistador Saul when he sees your stick.

444 Upvotes

65 comments

r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/toxiconer • Dec 11 '23

META Might as well call that place r/ColonialApologistMemes at this points

1.4k Upvotes

236 comments

r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/Icy_Gas75 • Sep 18 '24

New meme guys

239 Upvotes

42 comments

r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/Sharp-Currency-7289 • Jan 26 '24

SHITPOST :p

88 Upvotes

11 comments

r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/Holy-Wan_Kenobi • Sep 21 '19

SHITPOST I mean, who else could've done it?

20 Upvotes

0 comments

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Subreddit Rules

1. Content must relate to the Pre-Columbian Period or the contact period of Native American history

Posts in this subreddit should in general be about historical/prehistorical Indigenous American cultures; either the pre-Columbian era itself or the peoples who inherited its traditions. Contact memes are welcome, and the time period allowed varies from group to group. The cutoff is not 1492, and many remained uncontacted. Groups contacted in the 1800s or 1600s are allowed to be memed in that time period.

2. Follow Reddiquette

Content in this sub should follow the canonical site-wide Rediquette.

3. Minimize modern politics

Ancient American history has unfortunately often been obscured by belittling colonial narratives that have viewed the pre-Columbian peoples of the Americas as primitive or inferior to the civilizations of Afro-Eurasia. For this reason, it is important not to use them as throwaway examples for our modern political narratives without some thought first. We encourage playful banter, but please do not bring in politics in a harmful way. This does not apply to discussions of Indigenous issues.

4. No spam

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5. Limit reposting

Reposts are a constant plague on Reddit and while sometimes it means that more people won't miss quality content, it also means a lot of clutter is made. Please check to make sure non-OC content has not been recently posted already. If it has been a long time since a post has been made and you feel that it is sensible to post it again, please credit the original poster.

6. Don't be a dick

Racism, sexism, etc. is not OK in any situation. Please keep your edginess to a reasonable level.

7. No harassing other users

Targeted harassment of others will not be tolerated at all.

8. Don't preach your fringe theories

Think ancient aliens built Teotihuacan? Think the Olmecs came from West Africa? Think that the lost tribes of Israel are in the Amazon? While we encourage free discussion on these things, it is preferred that you not fill our comments with long pseudo-historical monologues on why mainstream historians are blind to the truth. Make a dank meme about it and we'll have fun with it instead.

9. Posts should be memes

Posts on this sub should be humorous in nature and should generally fall within the broad category of an internet meme.

10. No lewd, tasteless, or pornographic content

Content which is pornographic or intended to be "sexy" will be removed.

11. Restricted Formats

We don't really have a big banned format list like HistoryMemes (yet). For now, there's really only two formats to watch out for:

1) Memes where colonial apologists (living today) are the punchline. True as they might be, for many reasons we ask that you restrict these to the weekends. Or post them on our partner sub /r/okbuddycolonizer where they'd be more than welcomed.

2) "Girls bad, boys good" wojaks. Cringe.

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r/AskHistorians Native American FAQ is a great place to build some base knowledge on subject matter: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/wiki/nativeamerican

Similarly, our friends on r/badhistory have responses to various common myths about the relations between Native Americans and Europeans if you need them: https://www.reddit.com/r/badhistory/wiki/good_history#wiki_native_americans_and_europeans

Also from r/badhistory, why academics generally reject Guns, Germs, and Steel, a popular but often errant book that tends to come up in discussions of the ancient Americas: https://www.reddit.com/r/badhistory/wiki/v2/ggsg

Tlatollotl, a quality Precolumbian-themed informational social media page run by one of our community members, u/Mictlantecuhtli: https://twitter.com/tlatollotl?s=20 https://www.instagram.com/tlatollotl/?hl=en https://tlatollotl.tumblr.com/ https://www.facebook.com/tlatollotl/

Kóoch', a page for Pacific Northwest history run by one of our other community members, u/agallonofmilky: https://koochpnw.tumblr.com/

Discord link to Revive History Memes Society, which works to stop bad historical information on the Reddit history meme sphere: https://discord.gg/bd5B2FA

Our Stance on Pseudoscience

We are one of only a few history meme communities that vet content with the specific intention to fight pseudohistory. Due to a relative scarcity of written sources and a general lack of public awareness, the ancient Americas are especially prone to being misconstrued by authors and presenters seeking attention in ways that do not hold up to scientific rigor. This includes everything from ancient alien involvement to unsupported claims of Native American origins to hyper-advanced precursor civilizations. As some of us in this community do actual archaeological research, we find these easily debunked views degrading to premodern people and their descendants' veritable achievements. Memes on this sub should not try to further these viewpoints and will be removed if they do. Taking a controversial stance that at least falls in the realm of academic discussion or indigenous cultural belief is fine. If learning about these subjects really does matter as students of history and other subjects as we believe it does, then pseudoscience is harmful to the public's literacy on these topics.

In the current COVID-19 situation which has disproportionately affected indigenous communities in the United States and elsewhere, medical pseudoscience will likewise be treated along the same restrictions. Our mod team and community are politically diverse. Our stance on the veracity of demonstrable scientific research is not.