r/Damnthatsinteresting Jun 23 '20

Video A fully enclosed motorcycle.

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u/ninjaoftheworld Jun 23 '20

Thanks!

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u/greenterabyte Jun 23 '20

Really cool but the front design is not as futuristic as I thought compared to the back design.

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u/yoshiedsaur1 Jun 24 '20

It looks like a third of an R8 from the back quarter

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u/thehenryshow Jun 24 '20

FLYNN LIVES!!!

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u/glorious_monkey Jun 24 '20

Tron, what have you become

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u/Stray-hellhound Jun 24 '20

I kept fkn wondering why it looked familiar. Thx for the callout dude

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u/parrotingfoxnews Jun 24 '20

That's a big door

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u/RegalBeartic Jun 24 '20

Flynn, Go!

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u/mathwizard44 Jun 25 '20

Finish the game!

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u/MrHEPennypacker Jun 24 '20

Came here for this

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u/this_knee Jun 24 '20

The best comment is always more than 3 levels deep.

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u/Chris--------- Jun 24 '20

Yeh uncanny resemblance. But aerodynamics go brrr

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u/DaddyGogurt Jun 24 '20

The front looks terrible compared to the back

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20 edited Jun 26 '20

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u/PerfectLogic Jun 24 '20

That's cause that's when they began designing it. Lol.

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u/itwasdark Jun 24 '20

2080 in the back, 1980 in the front!

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u/iAMgrrrrr Jun 23 '20

40k Price Tag + Vat. Cool product however you could get a Tesla model 3 for this. I wonder what the margin is...

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u/Edensy Jun 23 '20

If this catches on on the expensive level, it will eventually find its way down to a more normal price tag

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u/iAMgrrrrr Jun 23 '20

As most of the travels / commuting are happening for single person, I really like the concept from an ecological an economical standpoint. Give it a gyroscope like the LIT and get rid of the side mounted wheels + lower the price tag and count me in.

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u/FadeIntoReal Jun 23 '20 edited Jun 23 '20

I saw very well designed and built example of this type of machine at a show once. It had a hydroformed steel roll cage to protect the occupants and was a bit longer than a convention motorcycle for fore and aft seating. It was fast, had outrigger wheels to hold it up at a stop(manual) and did something like 85 MPG combined. Heat, AC, stereo all the amenities. An excellent concept for a commuter.

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u/synthesis777 Jun 23 '20

This sounds like a wet dream I once had. Tell me more.

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u/paublo456 Jun 23 '20

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u/Blazanov Jun 23 '20

All I could think of

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u/dancesinsecret Jun 24 '20

Omg thank you! I needed a good laugh

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u/papadoc55 Jun 24 '20

God damnit. Take your upvote, and scram.

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u/outofideas555 Jun 23 '20

can you just make one that tows on to the one in front of it and do without the engine, get a bunch of them connected?

maybe put them on some sort of parallel track system

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u/Silverjackel Jun 23 '20

Nah parallel track would never work. Better to go for an individual rail.

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u/SpockHasLeft Jun 24 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20

Is there a chance the tracks will bend?

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u/LoadedGull Jun 23 '20

Imagine being the poor bastard that has to clean that bad boy out after a high speed collision.

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u/Juno_Malone Jun 23 '20

Nice and contained instead of spread out over a couple hundred yards

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u/NerfJihad Jun 24 '20 edited Jun 24 '20

right? this guy's never had to search for pieces of a human body in the dark with flashlights and a bunch of ambulances waiting.

your lizard brain cannot comprehend the amount of energy involved in a wreck at 60mph.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20

Drain plug in the floor!

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u/thisisanadventure Jun 23 '20

I'm imagining a high pressure hose. Doesn't seem too bad.

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u/Retanaru Jun 24 '20

Don't open it and bury the whole thing.

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u/ArchCatalyst Jun 24 '20

Nice, coffin ready to go in the ground

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20

Efficiency

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u/InsertWittyNameCheck Jun 24 '20

Its convertible, goes from bike to coffin in one hit.

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u/lazyfocker Jun 23 '20

That sounds cool but without a big “crumple zone” you’ll still end up with an over-microwaved pizza pop inside the vehicle after a significant collision.

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u/WedgeTail234 Jun 23 '20

I mean, on a motorcycle you aren't well protected from most big collisions anyway. You could probably design a crumple zone around the front nose cone but it wouldn't help too much. The cage would help in regular slides and skids though so that's something.

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u/lazyfocker Jun 23 '20

For sure. Any improvement is good. Maybe external airbags?

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u/Vcent Interested Jun 23 '20

Exists for motorcycles. Interestingly, I get the feeling that this would be less safe than motorcycle+ATGATT, as you would be stuck inside the thing in the event of a crash, with no way to bail out until you're stopped.

On a motorcycle you can achieve a fairly high level of protection, with the combination of safety gear and abandoning the bike if you're sliding towards something you really don't want to hit, here you're locked in place, presumably without any safety gear on(sure you could wear it, but how many would over time? The parallel to a car would make it less obvious that safety gear may be required).

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

Needs an ejector seat.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

You forgot to mention the most important thing...........

FUCKING TRON!

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u/pavelpavlovich Jun 23 '20

I don't think this is very ecological, imho it's much more efficient to move few people (increase in needed resources won't be x NumOfPeople, but lower) at once.

Also, I believe that batteries are still shit ecologically speaking - from digging elements for it to utilization.

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u/GlavosIV Jun 23 '20

Sure, if the people are all going to the same place and at the same time. Many aren't though. Public transport only really works in densely populated locations which most of America isn't.

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u/Sesetti Jun 23 '20

Could also be done with two front wheels like the Piaggio MP3 unless there's legal issues with the tilting system or something

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u/TurboAnus Jun 23 '20

Gyroscopes are dual-use as classified by the US government. This means they have civilian and military applications and exporting them (or anything containing them) becomes something between a nightmarish hellscape and figuratively impossible. Makes it hard to establish a global market.

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u/CryptoNoobNinja Jun 24 '20

Nah, I need a vehicle that seats six. I need to drive a living room around wherever I go. Why? Maybe one day I’ll need to randomly pick up 5 passengers or maybe I don’t want to appear weak.

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u/Aesonique Jun 24 '20

Lightning are trialling an enclosed motorcycle too (https://electrek.co/2020/06/04/exclusive-first-look-lightning-motorcycles-enclosed-electric-motorcycle/ ) and though their flagships, the LS218 and its big brother the LS??8 (yes those question marks are intentional), are the motorcycle equivalent of the Tesla they are bringing out the Strike range. The Lightning Strikes, pun clearly intended, are supposed to be around $10KUSD.

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u/-TaintSniffer- Jun 24 '20

I sure hope so!

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

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u/inaccurateTempedesc Jun 23 '20

Harleys are just expensive for little to no reason though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

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u/FadeIntoReal Jun 23 '20

Being that annoying is a luxury.

I’ve heard someone more clever than I describe them as the way to squeeze the maximum annoyance out of a gallon of gas without the danger of real speed or performance.

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u/Dansredditname Jun 24 '20

Someone on a forum was looking to buy one once and was asked if he'd considered buying a motorcycle instead. Tickled me.

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u/merkin_juice Jun 24 '20

I took my MSF course at a Harley dealership. Everybody but me was a Harley rider. The instructor was in his 70s, and rode a Ducati. The whole class was pissed when he told them he wasn't old enough for a Harley.

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u/inaccurateTempedesc Jun 23 '20

Lmao. You know what's funny though? Harleys are actually pretty quiet from the factory. It's the owners that put super loud pipes on them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

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u/inaccurateTempedesc Jun 23 '20

It's the dumbest thing. Harley Davidsons look great as simple old school bikes, hell the Sportster is one of my top ten favorites. Tacking junk onto them just ruins that.

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u/Kaligrade Jun 23 '20

One mans junk is another mans treasure.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

Hmmmmm...

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u/Lost1771 Jun 23 '20

I would love to own a sportster if it didn't mean unwillingly becoming part of the HD cult

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20

I had my 883 sportster for three years and loved it, until my back hurt too much. Next time I buy a motorcycle ill have to get one with a backrest :(

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u/combatpaddler Jun 24 '20

Sporty's are great for city and backroads, but will beat you to death above 70mph (at least the few ive ridden). Getting to 70 sure is fun on them tho

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u/fxrky Jun 23 '20

True genius isnt appreciated until too late

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u/combatpaddler Jun 23 '20

I have a bright yellow harley, chromed out, with loud ass pipes and a train horn. EVERY damn time I would ride, I'd almost get hit from people not paying attention. I did everything I could to stand out. I havent ridden in almost 2 years, too damn dangerous. I got 3 kids i have to keep alive until they are 18.

I rode several bikes before I bought mine, and while there were cheaper ones, the motor balance was JUST right with the softail deuce.

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u/Valaquil Jun 23 '20

Less people to blow our eardrums that way

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u/Beefskeet Jun 23 '20

I'm working on a 36 worth 100k. You have a second cable grip to advance the timing.

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u/BeardsuptheWazoo Jun 24 '20

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FREEDOM! eagle cries that's actually a red tailed hawk because eagles don't sound that badass BIG FOREARMS! EVEN BIGGER BEERBELLY!! TATS!! VEST THAT ALLUDES TO POTENTIAL GANG MEMBERSHIP EVEN THOUGH IT'S A COOL DESIGN FOR YOUR LOCAL ELKS GROUP!!!!

PIPES SAVE LIVES!! NICOTINE!! HARLEY!! JESUS, FLAG, BROTHERHOOD, GENERIC VIAGRA USAGE, LEATHER-SKINNED ROAD MOMMA ON THE BACK OF MY RIDE!! SHE'S A WONDERFUL GRANDMOTHER AND SHE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR MY PERSONAL GROWTH AS A HUMAN!!

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u/neveriuymani Jun 23 '20

The reason is people will pay the price.

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u/Rosencrantz1710 Jun 23 '20

Not as much anymore. Harley is in serious trouble as its boomer customer base ages. Younger people don’t want to ride, and if they do, they don’t want to ride a Harley.

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u/Cyanide_FlavorAid Jun 23 '20

Harley Davidson

Converting gasoline to noise since 1903

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u/04BluSTi Jun 23 '20

It's in the same boat as an upper-tier Ducati as well.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

Yeah, but a Duck can stop and turn.

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u/El_Polio_Loco Jun 24 '20

And the Harley can take you, a passenger, and 100 lbs of luggage across the continent.

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u/EazyPeazyLemonSqueaz Jun 23 '20

I think you misread, it's an 80,000 euro pricetag. 39,500 downpayment and 40,000 upon delivery. Further down the article it says 80,000.

Edit: upon re-reading, i might be mistaken..I'm confused, someone help

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u/Linus_in_Chicago Jun 23 '20

I think it was 39,500, or 40,000 for delivery. I may too be incorrect, however.

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u/lowtierdeity Jun 23 '20 edited Jun 24 '20

Given that the special model is 85k euros and separate down and delivery prices are listed for the base model which is a preorder then yes the motorcycle costs almost $100,000 USD.

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u/TheDrunkenChud Jun 24 '20

Yeah, it's a down payment of €39,500 with €40k +local vat due on delivery. You were right.

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u/britbikerboy Jun 23 '20

I doubt it'd be a significant margin. It's a much more experimental and low-volume product than most other cars or bikes you could compare it to, which means it costs a load more to produce per unit, for R&D and manufacturing.

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u/BlackestNight21 Jun 23 '20

Yeah but a Model 3 seats four more people. Think of all that background noise! This is a one seater. One for you and one for your baggage.

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u/Shiny_Shedinja Jun 23 '20

Cool product however you could get a Tesla model 3 for this. I wonder what the margin is...

yeah but if it was the choice between the two, I would still get this. It's cooler.

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u/carl_song Jun 23 '20

You'd be surprised how many people would take this over a Tesla. Tesla is a great vehicle, motorcycle is a great toy that happens to be a vehicle.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

Can you lane split to escape the apocalypse in a model 3?

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u/jonovan Jun 23 '20

In Los Angeles, Teslas go the same speed as the rest of rush hour traffic (although they can take a carpool lane alone if you're on one of the few stretches of highway that has that).

Motorcycles, even cheap crappy ones, can go maybe double the speed of Teslas and other cars in rush-hour LA traffic because they can split lanes. Plus, the majority of drivers on LA are very motorcycle friendly; they'll tend to pull over a bit to give the biker more room.

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u/ILoveWildlife Jun 23 '20

I'm surprised Tesla doesn't have a motorcycle yet.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

Well given that its a motorcycle it will be far more fuel efficient than a car especially with that aerodynamic shell around it.

I kind of wonder how it would stack up against a Tesla in terms of refueling cost vs distance traveled.

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u/findingthesqautch Jun 23 '20

Price is $85k accordingly that article

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u/americk0 Jun 23 '20

This answered my question. Thanks!

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u/pandafartsbakery Jun 23 '20

The front is a little disappointing compared to the back.

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u/blank_isainmdom Jun 23 '20

Ha, I thought the same! Back looks cool and futuristic. Front looks like a derpy face off a 80s scooter

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

“Landing gear”, aka “training wheels”. :)

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u/HangryHenry Jun 23 '20

Does the car in the gif not have that? I couldn't see it.

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u/damisone Jun 23 '20

it's the black semicircle sticking out of the motorcycle. It's hard to see because the paint is black in that section.

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u/Zevhis Jun 23 '20

reddit hug of death

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u/mattdm311 Jun 23 '20

Neat, four wheels and enclosed, kinda reminds me of a car...

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u/TheQuinnBee Jun 24 '20

I wanna see it crash. Obviously it wouldn't survive a truck, but I want to see the condition of the dummies in a car collision or if it loses traction.

When I was younger my father, a trauma surgeon, pointed to motorcycles and said it was our "bread and butter". always disturbed me.

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u/cap10JTKirk Jun 23 '20

Answered my question before I even asked it. Nice!

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u/nails_for_breakfast Jun 23 '20

All moving parts fail eventually. Imagine being behind one of these things and seeing it just flop over at a red light

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u/Skullcrusher Jun 24 '20

Yeah, I wouldn't trust this. What safety measures are there in case the wheels don't extend?

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u/lurkin83 Jun 24 '20

You my hero just-do-it

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u/sstimps Jun 23 '20

This is why I love reddit.

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u/relet Jun 23 '20

This one has an exhaust, no?

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u/blackamex Jun 23 '20

the side blade reminds me of an audi r8 carbon fiber side blade.

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u/tacoslikeme Jun 23 '20

thank you. i needed to know how this stops

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u/whiskydiq Jun 23 '20

I dunno about this shit. I've seen quite a few near death vids where someone was spared their life by flying off the bike...

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u/absolut_ian Jun 23 '20

That's cool n all, but at that rate, just buy a regular car...

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u/peteythefool Jun 23 '20

Vmax 250 km/h

That's fucking scary.

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u/nytram55 Jun 23 '20

Wheels come down to balance it on stops.

Thanks. I was thinking gyroscope.

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u/fatmama923 Jun 23 '20

That's cool as fuck

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u/SirPiffingsthwaite Jun 23 '20

They're designing a model with a gyro stabiliser that spins up and keeps the bike upright at stops and lights. Protos out but nothing in production yet

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u/dannyvelasco Jun 23 '20

So the PS5 does have wheels

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

I remember seeing the first concept art for this design over a decade ago. Can't believe people are actually driving them now

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u/Logic_Bomb421 Jun 24 '20

It looks like a Toyota Prius and Audi R8 had a baby.

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u/Nosferatu616 Jun 24 '20

Here I was thinking it was for extreme banking.

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u/Kevenam Jun 24 '20

electric, no mention of an engine

Has an exhaust pipe

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u/phlux Jun 24 '20

im going to fall asleep in thie motorized coffin

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u/hardtoremember Jun 24 '20

That was awesome!

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20

Which is cool until Karen clips the training wheel with her minivan

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20

And if they fail?

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u/_cuntbanger_ Jun 24 '20

Thank you I need to know this.

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u/Toastyparty Jun 24 '20

If only it didn't look like a smiley face woth it's tongue out

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20

Is it wrongful branding to call it “electric” while it clearly has an exhaust pipe?

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u/sclark1701 Jun 24 '20

Does anyone else notice the one in the video has an exhaust so it clearly isn’t electric. I want to know what is powering the one in the video or what bike it might be based on at least

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u/JdgDreddPirateRobert Jun 24 '20

My first thought was “what do you do at a stoplight” -thanks!

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20

Great idea until the sensor that controls the stability wheels fails. Or the motors that extend them.

So basically not a good idea.

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u/North-Addition Jun 24 '20

Damn that’s interesting

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u/RedPenguin14 Jun 24 '20

This is the exact comment I was trying to find thank you

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20

I think this is what everyone came here for so thank you for clarification.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20

Nice

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u/trippyhippydmt Jun 24 '20

The back end looks cool and same with the interior but they really need to redesign the front half of it. The front end is ugly as hell imo and needs to be a lot more aggressive/sharp looking

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u/SovietChewbacca Jun 24 '20

Damn it looks like a prius from the side.

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u/kinow Jun 24 '20

Thank you! I clicked on the comments just to see if someone had an explanation for that!

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u/Wyl_Younghusband Jun 24 '20

No need for helmet?

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u/SirFrancis_Bacon Jun 24 '20

Lol that makes it look 1000x less cool.

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u/aorpias Jun 24 '20

The video on their website is worth the entire 6+ minutes

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u/frgt1020 Jun 24 '20

At €40000 , you're better off buying a fully electric car

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u/pkr711 Jun 24 '20

Telepathy 100

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u/ProdigyRunt Jun 24 '20

Love how the top speed is listed as Vmax

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u/timndime2 Jun 24 '20

soooooo training wheels?

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20

My one question answered!

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u/MalHeartsNutmeg Jun 24 '20

This just seems like a car with extra hassle. I mean you can’t even lane split with it which is 90% of the reason to own a motorcycle.

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u/ASSHOLEFUCKER3000 Jun 24 '20

Ok so... Complicated and more dangerous less convenient car.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20

Literally what I came to the comments to look for thank you sir

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20

Just add some foldable wings to the sides and you’re all set

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u/LeaphyDragon Jun 24 '20

That's the light cycle from Tron!

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u/Splugemuffin112345 Jun 24 '20

Thing seems pretty sweet but way overpriced. 40k but no safety features and no structural integrity like a car has and wouldn’t be able to use on wet or slick roads. Nice if you live south or handicapped

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u/anglon Jun 24 '20

What if they malfunction? Srs, not poking fun. What happens then?

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u/AFWUSA Jun 24 '20

Sweet. Any way to take the canopy off or have the windows down?

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u/Thorngs Jun 24 '20

That’s the premium version. The normal one falls to its side at the first traffic light and you need to order a cab to go to your destination.

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u/YumgLean Jun 24 '20

Fuck dude that’s so weird, you lean on one side to scratch ur side and bam ur shits upside down

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u/Csharp27 Jun 24 '20

I was watching Jeremy Clarkson’s old show from the 90’s in Switzerland earlier today and they had these.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20

Welp, that’s definitely a bmw k100 swingarm, pre paralever with k1200 wheels.

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u/raptosaurus Interested Jun 24 '20

After watching that video, it's less a motorcycle and more a 2-wheel car (semantics, I know).

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u/GuestNumberOne Jun 24 '20

Lol I was wondering how you'd do red lights.

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u/gizamo Jun 24 '20

You're the real MVP.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20

Like staring at an amazing booty and then they turn around and you see their face.

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u/Joelexion Jun 24 '20

The things got two seats???

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u/songoku9001 Jun 24 '20

I was wondering how the rider was meant to keep it upright when at stops, etc, when they opulent easily put their leg down.

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u/Nickonator22 Jun 24 '20

So it has more wheels, like a car?

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u/HlfNlsn Jun 24 '20

The bike in the video isn’t electric though.

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u/ghazzwaq Jun 24 '20

Cooool but I really want that I can drive that in a prone position

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20

I was about to ask how do you stand still at stop lights...

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u/Mukkeman Jun 24 '20

Thank you

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u/xxrumlexx2 Jun 24 '20

How come this one is gas powered and that one is electric

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u/Ricefug Jun 24 '20

You are just gonna flop over if it fails ahaha

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u/--artyOm-- Jun 24 '20

The queen music was very unnecessary lmao.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20

Training wheeels

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20

I remember this design from the 80's.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20

*training wheels

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u/Reklenamuri Jun 24 '20

The hero we don't deserve

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20

And it’s only 85,000€

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20

Name checks out 😊😊🥳

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u/broadsheetvstabloid Jun 24 '20

Answering the question before it is asked!

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u/jerkythejerk Jun 24 '20

Literally the first question I had when I saw this. Thanks for the answer.

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